Fake Bottom Pants $14.95 Plus $8 Postage

Sirocco on 12/10/2012 - 11:53
Edited by neil 12/10/2012 - 12:02

Joke Post -Moved to Forum: Original Link

Definitely the cheapest fake bum pants Ive found.

These have a wide range of usage, such as impressing an interview panel, window shopping, and well pretty much every situation!

Buy now!

Related Store: eBay Australia

Comments

kumak on 12/10/2012 - 11:56 ¶

LOL
Good for April fools day.

Anyway, is this a bargain, how much is normal price?
bentan77 on 12/10/2012 - 11:56 ¶

What a beautiful title
"FAKE BOTTOM BUTT ASS ARSE BUNS STRIPED BUM BOXER SHORTS-LIP-KISS MY ASS-COSTUME"
+1 vote

foobar on 12/10/2012 - 11:58 ¶

23 bucks for this junk, seriously ?!
+2 votes

russta on 12/10/2012 - 11:59 ¶

A wide range of usage? I think NOT! Not a bargain either, just crap.
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  scubacoles on 12/10/2012 - 12:02 ¶
  
  The OP even gives a list of example uses!
  How many more reasons do you need? Everyone needs at least 2 pairs!
poor_me on 12/10/2012 - 12:02 ¶

About time!

I'm getting sick of being ripped-off for fake bottom pants. About time someone stood up to the fat-cats at Harvey Norman!

But seriously, it's probably cheaper in Easter showbags, but I guess the quality would've be as good….
sauron256 on 12/10/2012 - 12:03 ¶

"Definitely the cheapest fake bum pants Ive found."

How long have you been looking?
ShipShapeRC on 12/10/2012 - 12:04 ¶

Hmmm, I can imaging my wife wearing these saying:
"Honey does my butt look big in this?"
+4 votes

Sirocco on 12/10/2012 - 12:07 ¶

I cant believe this, im been researching MONTHS if not YEARS to find a cheap supplier of fake bottom pants, and it gets passed off as a 'joke POST'.

Dont you guys want bargains you bunch of a-holes!!
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  foobar on 12/10/2012 - 12:08 ¶
  
  You're right, it should have been deleted.
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    Sirocco on 12/10/2012 - 12:12 ¶
    
    Just think about all the people who were born without a bottom, or have had an unfortunate accident. This allows them to re-enter social situations just like everyone else.
    
    You are a mean person.
    - foobar on 12/10/2012 - 12:14 ¶
      
      That may be, but at least I have an ass ;)
      
      I'll get some old shorts, cut out the cheeks and wear them without dacks. $23 saved. WIN.
    - Sirocco on 12/10/2012 - 12:16 ¶
      
      You sir have revolutionised the fake bottom market! By god, who needs a fake bottom when you could use your own!
      
      runs to the patent office with bumless shorts design
    - MikeMiz on 12/10/2012 - 12:19 ¶
      
      You could also use them as elbow pads - for those that can't tell the difference.
    - +2 votes
      
      foobar on 12/10/2012 - 12:20 ¶
      
      Yes, could stitch the cutouts to the elbows of a jacket for that sophisticated look. Great idea.
- MikeMiz on 12/10/2012 - 12:09 ¶
  
  To be fair, if you were looking for somewhere to store a bunch of a-holes… it would be in a pair of fake bottom pants. Much better access.
Chewie on 12/10/2012 - 12:11 ¶

The cheek (or 2) of it all.. :P
MikeMiz on 12/10/2012 - 12:12 ¶

What are the returns like? I'd hate to buy them, only to find a crack
+2 votes

pete123 on 12/10/2012 - 12:25 ¶

The Bowel Cancer Australia website has what looks like the same shorts for $10 plus $10 postage.

http://www.bowelcanceraustralia.org/bca/index.php?option=com...
- scubacoles on 12/10/2012 - 13:29 ¶
  
  They also sell Apple stress balls, presumably for when your iPhone gets stolen?
PainToad on 12/10/2012 - 13:39 ¶

Good option for less "adventurous" wifes/gfs out there. Drunk enough he won't know the difference…