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Free $50 NakedWines Voucher, Best Joke wins

Hedgehog girl on 08/03/2013 - 19:38

Hi guys,

A couple of weeks ago kind easternculture (http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/94563) gave such voucher for free for the best joke.
I got my Delicious magazine today and there was such voucher inside.
I'm not going to use it, so who wants it - give us a good joke:)

Good luck!

Comments

  • +2 votes
    TheAviator1992 on 08/03/2013 - 20:23

    Don't include me in the contest, I won't have a use for it, but I'd like to share a joke anyway :)

    Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
    A: A Baboom!

  •  
    rps on 08/03/2013 - 20:38

    It would be fun to read people's minds…..
    Then I joined facebook.
    Now I am over it……..
    I dont need it either.

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    SpaceNinja on 08/03/2013 - 20:47

    I will give $100 to everyone to make sure all jokes posted on this thread are worse than this one.

  • -1 vote
    Tafe on 08/03/2013 - 21:37

    Two old folks are going at it, getting hot and heavy in the cleaning cupboard at the old folks home. "Oh!" exclaims the old lady to the old gentleman… "I think I have acute angina!"

    "Thank goodness for that" replies the gentleman, "because you've got the worst breasts I've ever seen."

  • +1 vote
    MITM on 08/03/2013 - 22:30

    Newsflash:

    "INAUGRUAL FLAT EARTH SOCIETY WORLD CONFERENCE OPENS TODAY"
    Non-believers are expected to attend from all around the globe,
    while devotees will arrive from all corners of the planet.

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    Hedgehog girl on 10/03/2013 - 08:11

    Thanks guys, the winner is MITM :)

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