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Manual Paper Shredder, Assorted Colours $3 (RRP $10) + Delivery ($0 with OnePass/ $65 Spend/ C&C/ In-Store) @ Kmart

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Batteries not included because it doesn't use batteries. I couldn't find any stock in Brisbane, but found some stock in Melbourne and Sydney.

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  • +69

    That description, Oy vey! 😂

    • +10

      Just be aware Stormy Daniels said it looks bigger in the pics than what it really is…

      Dimensions: 13.9cm (H) x 18cm (W) x 8cm (D)

      • +1

        What is this my rear vision mirror?

        There's only one reliable measure.. ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)….

    • +1

      Edit: mods gave into pressure and removed the shredding joke in the description

  • +35

    +1 for the description, alone.

  • +2

    i think i saw a post in here a long time ago about this one, i went to kmart, intend to buy it, but i changed my mind after i see the product, need to be careful, especially the little fingers and the sharp cutter

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/824801

  • +45

    Apart from shredding UN docs, does it also shred israeli credibility throughout the world?
    If so….I'll take 2. I probably won't need them because israel's doing a fantastic job on its own… but just to be sure!

    • +1

      I just want to point out that people could be negging you for overdoing OPs joke so you don’t feel persecuted for the wrong thing.

      • +17

        I think you're wrong… I think the israel lovers are coming out of the woodwork.
        Nothing wrong with killing tens of thousands of civilians…men, women, children, babies.

        • +4

          Yea but do you condemn Hamas?

          S/

          • +2

            @DrScavenger: Only the way Bassem did it.

          • -1

            @DrScavenger: Do I condemn hamas? The same way as I would have condemned the marquis…. the french resistance when nazi germany occupied their country.

            Do I condemn the actions of hamas? I condemn some of their brutality, but realise that is a direct result of the brutal soulless israeli occupation of lands for 70 years that are not theirs.

            Do I condemn a succession of israeli governments? I sure do… for their brutality, illegal occupations, seizures of lands, crimes against humanity….etc etc.

            The actions of palestinians resisting the "forever" illegal occupation of their lands by israel is understandable to me, and under international law resistance to a foreign occupation is legal. Occupying and/or annexing foreign territory is not legal under international law.

            Do I condemn various western countries, particularly the US but including australia, for enabling and shielding israel's war crimes for decades…. and for blocking the UN through security council vetoes from recognising the unlawful occupation and treatment of palestinians. I sure do!

            Decades ago I came to see that israel is not a brave little country resisting threats and defending itself from all sides…. it is a barbarous inhuman evil country that is a massive threat to world security. How and why did israel come to have nuclear weapons when it was only a country of about 6 million people?

            How and why do people ignore or condone israel's targeted assassination of journalists and aid workers in a region with massive civilian casualties and famine?

            Even the US president… a rabidly supportive zionist… has come to realise that he is unelectable if he continues to follow the wishes of that tiny portion of the world's population… zionist jews… against the wishes of his and the world's people.

            I have a question for you Dr scavenger…. do you have a very limited knowledge of events in the middle east, and simply listen to sky news…. or are you a committed zionist happy to overlook any normal modern morality in order to further the spread of the state of israel?

            • +10

              @rooster7777: That escalated quickly.

              • +15

                @freefall101: Yes… I'm not meaning to offend but it burns me how anyone in the world with access to the internet (probably including china and russia) can see and understand what israel is doing in gaza…. having deliberately killed tens of thousands of civilians, and planning on continuing it… and doing everything they can to suppress public knowledge of what they are doing, including assassinating over 100 journalists, and the aid workers.

                Most people were aware of atrocities in serbia, in various african conflicts, and other parts of the world…. but the west wasn't sending massive amounts of support to participants knowing they'd be used to slaughter civilians.

                The US and other western countries complain about human rights abuses in countries…. but gaza is on a completely different scale.

                In many countries civilians will simply turn the other way and ignore when humans are in trouble… being attacked, robbed, etc etc. Not noble, but understandable for self preservation. But no country in the modern world has any excuse for ignoring genocide, let alone sending the weapons to carry it out on an ongoing basis.

                all the best…..

                • +9

                  @rooster7777: I'm reading Gaza: An Inquest into Its Martyrdom : Finkelstein, Norman, The first few chapters talks about Operation Cast Lead 2008 by Israel on Gaza.
                  If the scale of the massacre does not give it out, one would think this book is describing the current genocide. The same lies, attacks on UNRWA, on Mosques and Hospitals were used. Appalling!

                  • +10

                    @ThePasserby: As long as they have a blank cheque from the USA, they will do whatever they want, and get away with it. Thank God for USA's rule based order.

                • -5

                  @rooster7777: Tens of thousands of civilians. But not one Hamas fighter? The statistical probability of this statement pushes credibility no less than the numbers provided by Hamas , a designated terrorist organisation.

                  • +9

                    @noinfo: I didn't say any numbers for hamas resistance fighters, so your words are a transparent attempt at deflection by misinformation. I didn't suggest a statistical farce…. you have. Undoubtedly thousands or tens of thousands of hamas have died along with the reported 700 IDF.

                    This doesn't change the fact that deliberate indiscriminant bombing of civilian areas is killing massive numbers of civilians, along with deliberate assassination of journalists and aid workers and blocking of life essentials.

                    I haven't mentioned the evidence of mass execution of hospital patients, civilians with their hands cable tied behind their backs etc….

                    Hamas is a designated terrorist organisation, yes….. No doubt the french marquis of WW2 would also have that status in nazi germany's eyes.

                    What you are overlooking is that israel is a barbarous pariah country guilty of countless war crimes and crimes against civilians over decades. The only reason this hasn't been highlighted more is the US jewish zionist lobby have a grip on US politician's balls, and have muzzled UN resolutions.

                    Are you a jewish zionist…. a zionist…. or simply a very ignorant sky news (or similar) hypnosis subject?

                    • -3

                      @rooster7777: @Rooster777 "Are you a jewish zionist…. a zionist…. or simply a very ignorant sky news (or similar) hypnosis subject?"

                      Personal insults only debase those who have no ability to argue an issue. Thanks for the intellectual clarity. I am none of these things. I am a widely read indipendant thinker with 65 + years of knowledge, history and a respect for democracy over terror.

                      • +2

                        @noinfo: So democracy V terror is your simplistic summary of Israel's actions over decades or are you (for example) referring to the "accidental" murder of aid workers by an Israeli command, one of whom, an illegal settler and "religious nationalist" (subsequently "dismissed" by the IDF) had expressed sentiments that Israel should “do everything in [its] power” not to allow “humanitarian supplies and the operation of hospitals inside Gaza City” following its evacuation?

                        And no, I don't condone or support terrorism of any sort, esp that conducted by Hamas and other murderous groups.

                        Might isn't right just because it suits your philosophy or viewpoint, or because one group is less odious trhan another. If the boot was on the other foot and Israel was being beseiged by external forces with no regard for civilian life I'd be equally appalled. How about you?

                • @rooster7777: Keep pushing fake genocide claims while the real genocide goes unnoticed in Sudan because no Jews are involved in that war.

                  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw4dk2kzy5wo
                  https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/23951250/sudan-refugee-cr…
                  https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2024-04-15/sudan-…

            • -5

              @rooster7777: It's wild to me that people like you exist and post this insanity on ozbargain

              • +10

                @diggityfish: It's horrifying that people like you ignore human slaughter, and try to press others to, while being captivated on the question of nord vs surfshark.

                Your historical comment about christmas trees…. does that indicate you believe in christian values, or are simply going along with the ride?

                • -3

                  @rooster7777: You had to crawl through years of historic comments on a bargain website and the best you could come up with is that?

                  Then just hurling extremist, baseless accusations at strangers online. As I said, its crazy to think that people like you exist, and that you also think that anyone on a bargain website wants to see read your extremist non-sense.

                  • +1

                    @diggityfish: I "crawled through" your comments 12 days ago…. you're comment was not worth more than that.

                    what was that extremist baseless accusation?

                    Your words remind me of the infamous "Why are you touching her? Stop touching her!" he screams at Kavanaugh, who looks taken aback. "Please, you are not the same age, please don't touch her," the man yells.

                • @rooster7777: No actual Christian values on show here: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/15105369/redir although the blind ignorance is sadly fairly typical of some of the extreme religious elements both here and in the USA who erroneously believe they're Christians so who knows?

              • +8

                @diggityfish: It's wild to me that Australians 'pay respects' and consider changing the constitution to redress historical injustice against the indigenous inhabitants of this land, yet seem to have no problem with far greater crimes being conducted by Israel - with the support of the Australian government.

                • +2

                  @[Deactivated]: Its wild to me that turkeys circling a fridge, built by emus have no problem selling coffee mugs to Spaniards on tricycles in a motion picture. With the support of Squash players.

                  • +2

                    @diggityfish: No my friend, I was being perfectly clear.

                    • @[Deactivated]: I understand you think that.

                      • +2

                        @diggityfish: I'm sure you are really frustrated but are unable to articulate why.

                        • +1

                          @[Deactivated]: I have expressed no anger or frustration… you're still confused, that was you.

                          I'm just observing radicals foaming at the mouth and screaming at people on a bargain website about a paper shredder. You lot do the rest for me 😂

                          • +1

                            @diggityfish: Your opinion wasn't supported so now you claim you never shared one! Just having funzies.

                            • +4

                              @[Deactivated]: Where was my opinion? Do you mean on the paper shredder? Haven't used it

                              • +1

                                @diggityfish: If you were any more predictable I would set my watch to you.

                                • +1

                                  @[Deactivated]: Yet you have foreseen nothing. Not even my opinion, or you'd be pointing to it.

                  • +3

                    @diggityfish: diggityfish 9 min agonew
                    @greatlamp: Its wild to me that turkeys circling a fridge, built by emus have no problem selling coffee mugs to Spaniards on tricycles in a motion picture. With the support of Squash players.

                    when someone just types random nonsense like this to obfuscate…. it's clear they've lost any credible position that they're arguing about..

                • @[Deactivated]: It's simple -> Money.

            • +5

              @rooster7777: People don't like the truth when it is against their views.

            • +5

              @rooster7777: 3,500+ years Jews in Israel.

              3,500+ years Jews being forced off their land by others who hate Jews.

              • +3

                @noinfo: So where do the Palestinians come from? Maybe it's time to stop swallowing the propaganda.

                https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/most-palestinians-are-descen…

                • -1

                  @[Deactivated]: Israel has offered a two state solution for decades. Well documented at Camp David - multiple times. Rejected by the PLO as Yassar Arafat would not go down in history as the leader that gave up on the idea that 'from the river to the sea Palestine will be free' (of Jews).

                  The Hamas and Hezbollah charter is to destroy Israel and kill all Jews.

                  The Oslo Peace Accord was about sharing - and thus Gaza was handed back "for peace"… Gee that worked well!

                  The propaganda is that Palestinians are a peaceful neighbour being oppressed by Israel when they are worriers looking to wipe Israel off the map and kill 10m++ Jews. So ‘peaceful (not) that Jordan, Egypt and the rest of the Arab world have closed their doors to them as they have caused social unrest wherever they went. Would you be surprised to find out that Jordan expelled them and the PLO?

                  A two state solution is only possible when BOTH parties want to share. Only Israel has displayed this.

                  • -1

                    @noinfo: Congratulations on re-writing history so that it accords with your own prejudices: https://www.britannica.com/topic/two-state-solution

                    There are plenty of conflicting views about who was at fault for the failure of Oslo but it's patently obvious that elements of all three parties - USA being the third - were keen on undermining what Arafat and Rabin were working towards. Those failures gave us Hamas and the putrid (or as you apparently believe - the great democratist) Netanyahu, who will hopefully get his comeuppance when (if) the promised unrestricted enquiry into the Oct massacre is completed.

                    • @Igaf: The revision of history is yours. To deny that Israel left Gaza in November 2005 beggars belief. Not going to dignify any of your posts.

                      • +1

                        @noinfo: If I've revised histrory then you should be able to say how. That you can't speaks volumes for your self-proclaimed "independent thinkling and years of knowledge and history". It's beyond reasonable doubt that you have not bothered to read any viewpoint on the ongoing conflict which doesn't fit your simplistic and juvenile narrative about "terrorism and democracy".

                        Unsurprisingly you haven't answered my question above so I'll give you a second chance.
                        Might isn't right just because it suits your philosophy or viewpoint, or because one group is less odious trhan another. If the boot was on the other foot and Israel was being beseiged by external forces with no regard for civilian life I'd be equally appalled. How about you?

                        This confict and the current indiscrimnate obliteration of a population by extreme Netanyahu-led elements within Israel is highly complex.No-one here has any answers, most - including me, but not you of course - have only a very cursory knowledge of its REAL history - which extends far beyond the establishment of Israel itself - let alone an understanding of the effects of decades of oppression.

                        Btw, your whataboutery below - classic deflection - seems to conflcit with your claim of "independent thinking". Your attempt to diminish the suffering of innocent Gazans and play the race card by quoting death numbers elsewhere is simply appalling and ignorant.

                        • -1

                          @Igaf: to quote you: "no regard for civilian life" - "current indiscriminate obliteration"

                          These comments constitute raging antisemitic trope of ignorance. Only the IDF warns its enemy before it has a military strike. Hamas did not warn, it raped, mutilated and murdered 1,200 - then kidnapped (stole) 250 human shields.

                          Your post is full of personal attack. If you cannot debate an issue without attacking the messenger then you diminish yourself and your thought bubble. BYE.

                          • -1

                            @noinfo:

                            these comments constitute raging antisemitic trope of ignorance.

                            Only in certain minds is admission of reality considered antisemitic.

                            Yes we know what Hamas did, and has done regularly. They received world condemnation for their barbarism and have (rightly imo) been declared a terriorist organisation by many countries. If that's how ytou condone Israel's subsequent actions then you're well on the same path many Hamas fighters have already embraced using the very same excuses.

                            Pointing out the inaccurate rhetoric of your posts isn't a personal attack, any more than your clumsy race-card accusation below, which is simply a juvenile attempt to smear posters who not only recognise Israel's right to exist but also it's right to respond - within reasonable bounds. Aid workers have already given us a glimpse of IDF attitudes and approaches to the conduct of this conflict. IF - and that's a big IF - you knew anything about Netanyahu's history then you'd know he's been itching for an excuse to do what is now being done in the name of all Israelis. In doing so he has sadly squandered decades of tacit support of people across the globe.

                            Struggling with my question and examples of my supposed revision of history? I'm not in the least surprised.

            • +3

              @rooster7777: Can you confirm that you also condemn CCP and China for incarcerating 1 million Uighurs in concentration camps?

    • +3

      You are being aNtIsEmEtIc

    • Wonderful China, supplying cheap goods with larger genocide:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeAZ4EGEx7w

      • -1

        World doesn't care about actual genocides in Yemen, Sudan, Uighurs in China or Rohingya in Myanmar…because no Jews are involved.

        • Or Australia. Most Australians refuse to acknowledge the harm caused by the genocide that occurred here. Pretty sad

  • +6

    You also need the Charter of the United Nations for a complete re-enactment of the speech, not as cheap as the shredder, and it is of questionable value

    • +6

      Would have been funny if he used a tiny hand cranked one. Even funnier I mean.

    • A very mini charter, like it came from a corn flakes packet

      When I saw that, the words "political baby man" came to mind, in Schwazennegers voice

  • +5

    Upvoted entirely because of your amazing sense of humour.

  • +7

    Its a waste. Perfect for landfill.

    Doesn't shred more than 2 or 3 papers at a single time.

    It broke after 1 use.

  • This is not what the US embassy used in Iran right ?

    • +1

      Ask yourself if they wanted things destroyed or were they gloating.

      • plmko- Can you explain that one?

  • +2

    Perfect for shredding/ crushingthe new garbage iPad Pro

    • -2

      You must have watched Dave Jones too many times.
      Nobody forces you to buy an overpriced tampon that measures inches in one direction and millimtres in another.

  • Ooooff that description

  • +2

    Hahaha nice timing

  • +4

    This is OzB at its finest. Thank you OP

    • +2

      poomart stuff can be hit or a miss such as aldi special buys. Take it easy 💪

    • +13

      Will you be blaming netanyahu for killing many of the hostages by the massive bombing of gaza….?
      will you be blaming netanyahu for not agreeing to the ceasefire which would have handed over all living and dead hostages?
      will you be ignoring the thousands of innocent palestinians being held in barbarous conditions in israeli facilities?
      will you be remembering the tens of thousands of palestinian civilans killed by israel's campaign of genocide?

      or will you be applauding the current face of israel's barbarity calling for massive indiscriminant bombing of gaza?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcN_-ydZ2s

      • +3

        Can't wait to see the woman at the beginning of your video being veiled!

    • +9

      missing Isreli hostages

      You should watch the interviews of the released hostages
      and what they had to say about their captors or being in captivity.
      Their government has gagged them officially from talking about this, though.

      If you look at this objectively, without looking at "sides",
      you can see they took the hostages, to exchange for the other hostages that were imprisoned
      (which could include children, because it's the only country in the world that jails kids).
      The hostages are always part of the negotiations, which also don't get discussed in the news.
      The latest negotiations (last week), mentioned about releasing them too,
      but their Prime Minister did not accept, and even went online to share why he was still proceeding with the 'mission'.

      The US and Russia are in similar situation right now,
      and there are nations where they capture people to exchange,
      just like China does it with other countries.

      USA had to exchange David Hicks with Australia too.

      Exchanges of people happen all. the. time.

      Just because it's not in the news, does not mean it did not happen.

      • +6

        Can Assange be exchanged too?

        • +3

          American soldiers/mercenaries and politicians never commit war crimes (which Assange help reveal) that is why USA have the "Hague Invasion Act"

          • @Serious Lee: Check the latest rumours / news of U.S. mercenaries
            "caught" in Congo, trying to arrange a military coup'detat.

            There's passport pictures and videos floating around.

      • Don't use the words "if you look at it objectively" and then provide justification for forcibly taking women and children (a child as young as 1 who still hasn't been returned)

        • +2

          Kfir Bibas was 9 months old when kidnapped by hamas terrorists (he's 1.5 years old now, and still held as a hostage by those monsters)

        • -2

          I already mentioned that both sides took people,
          including women and children too,…and mind you, forcibly.

          One of the sides systematically jails children,
          and it's most probably the only country in the world
          that does this too.
          ( This same side also has had deaths in custody but won't release the corpse either. )

          I also said to listen to the released hostages' interviews,
          and what's been published in their country's newspapers.
          Their government has also got a gag order on the released hostages,
          but they have still talked about it all and given their opinions.

          Being objective is like being the judge in a court-room,
          as the judge listens to submissions from both sides or several sides.
          There is more balance by looking at it from varying angles.

          • @whyisave: You are advocating for the abduction of innocent civilians. I don't agree with a lot of people with extreme pro-Palestinian people, but most are human enough to agree that what Hamas did on Oct7 is wrong, even if they do qualify it by saying that's what happens when people are oppressed.

            You seem to have listened to the Hamas propaganda version of the hostages "Oh we had such a great time and they took care of us". I suggest you do some further investigating of reports, and perhaps something that's not Al Jazeera? And while you are at it, have a think about your life priorities.

            • @Strange1:

              You are advocating for the abduction of innocent civilians

              Do you know the meaning of 'advocacy' ?
              Was anything written an advocacy of strategies used by stakeholders?
              I am merely saying what is done by any side.
              I also added that there are children being detained for months and years,
              even before 07-OCT and even when or where there is no Khamas,
              making it the only country in the world that jails children.

              You seem to have listened to the Hamas propaganda version
              of the hostages "Oh we had such a great time and they took care of us".

              What a weird reply.
              Do you think reading Israeli newspapers, Twitter accounts in Hebrew
              is "listened to Hamas propaganda version" ? haha

              perhaps something that's not Al Jazeera

              Exactly.
              Don't make Al Jazeera, your only source.
              I keep saying in all my replies here, to check multiple sources.
              Get as many biases as you can and listen to ALL propaganda,
              in all languages.
              That way, you get more balance in your viewpoint.

  • +3

    So what did the Israel ambassador do? Seriously had no idea.

    • +1

      Shredding for stereosonic

      • Love it 🙌

    • +13
    • +18

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoT5jLP3uxo

      The israeli ambassador accused the overwhelming majority of the UN of being cruel to israel and not remembering the holocaust. He believes it is not relevant that israel is creating its own holocaust in gaza.

      He demonstrated how isolated israel has become because of its barbarity…. deeply upset that the US has paused some of its shipments of 1000Kg plus bombs israel had planned to drop on palestinians.

      He showed the world a shredded copy of the UN charter…. which he believes has not been complied with because the UN doesn't want israel to continue its genocide.

      • -6

        Maybe Gaza’s should not have invaded Israel, raped mutilated and murdered 1,200 innocent people and then kidnapped 250 more to use as human shields.

        But I’m sure this doesn’t matter to ‘some’…

        • +6

          Gaza’s should not have invaded Israel

          invaded ?

          PS:
          I didn't neg you.

        • +7

          Exactly…. how dare a people under 70 years of brutal murderous occupation by israel express their "dissatisfaction".

          Those 500,000 french people that resisted the german occupation in WW2 should all have been shot, shouldn't they! I mean only about 25,000 of those sub human animals were shot by the brave germans!

          Considering the french resistance is believed to have killed about 2000 germans in WW2 france, it's despicable that only about 10 times that number of french were terminated. Adolph decreed a ratio of 100/1, so the reprisals ratio was a failure.

          Israel has a lot to learn from WW2 germany and adolf's reprisals. They really need more bombs to get to that 100/1 figure of executed civilians.

          It's illuminating to see that in your short ozbargaining post history, the dominant topic is supporting those brave israelis battling the undermensch. Are you a zionist jew… a zionist non jew… or are you such a rational moral person that you can more clearly see the big picture surrounding the unfairness of israel's expansion into more lands (lebensraum) being resisted and criticised?

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