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Donald Trump Toilet Paper - US$2.09 (~AU$2.73) Delivered (from 11/11) @ AliExpress

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Cheapest I can find on AE :)

  • Whether you support Donald Trump or not, there's no denying the hilarity of his unique facial expressions. This novelty toilet paper features one of Trump's most iconic expressions, in all its glory, on every single sheet. So, for the 2016 presidential election, why don't you grab a roll and show Trump your support; or you can show him how you really feel.
  • Material: Wood pulp
  • Specification:2 ply 240 Sheets
This is part of Singles' Day Sales for 2016.

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  • Cant wait to wipe my shit with a toilet paper printed with his face.

  • 1st grade 'shitposting'
    Praise Kek

    DEM 209
    REP 247
    Need 270
    Can't stump the trump

    MAMA(Make America Mongoloid Again)

    • fellow centipede?

      • Grab Hillary by the hand, with the handcuff

  • Grab 'em buy the TP

  • +3

    U.S should also make Blue Condom with Hillary's face and red condom with Donald's face.

    With either one, they know they are screwed.

    • What about a cigar with Donald's face?

  • 'Hillary'ious post but not the results so far.

  • +1

    Possible chance of getting rash on the b**t?

    • Females, beware. Can cause other injuries apart from rashes.

  • +1

    This deal has HIGH ENERGY

  • lol GOLD

  • +1

    Don't want Trump anywhere near my ass.

    • -1

      Watch out he loves eating ass

      • Watch out. Hilary receives money from counties that fund Isis and chop heads

        • I'm sure it would be happening to some of us too unfortunately.

    • -6

      That's good, because he definitely doesn't belong there. You should buy the Hilary TP.

  • Beautiful. This will make a friend of mine laugh their ass off.

    I can't be bothered working in a good joke, you've got toilet paper and ass, OzB, I leave it to you.

  • +3

    Value of the US dollar sliding down, down.

    • so the elites are losing money? boo hoo oh how sad. once the workforce is brought back to the US the flow of money through the country will outweigh any momentary drops happening now.

      • +2

        Shame how you have more negative votes than positive votes. Unfortunately most people lack the ability to think for themselves and instead believe everything they get from mainstream sources.

    • +7

      cheaper SSD's

    • The AUD is also sliding down down

  • +1

    a funny joke : who will be saved? if Trump and Hillary drop into river. America.

  • OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • +4

    Still dumbfounded how Trump (technically) has won…not that Hilary was any better Lol
    And here i thought we had it bad when Abbott was elected as PM

    • +6

      Think on the bright side - the Aussie dollar might go up again, like we did against the pound after Brexit

      :P

      • +1

        we reply WAY too much on asia and asias about to hit a massive hole, unless we uncouple that anchor we are going to sink completely. either we head towards what they are doing in america and away from whats happening in the EU we are going to follow whats happening in the EU

    • Apparently a bunch of emails that say nothing is much more important than the crap spewing out of his mouth.

    • Trump didn't actually win the Popular Vote, he won the Electoral Vote, which is why he won. He's the 4th President to win an Election yet got less votes overall than his opponent.

      And that's how he technically won. Cue USA losing its mind.

  • Now would be the time to buy Trump. This will still be politically relevant when you wipe your ass a year from now. Cannot say the same for the Hillary rolls.

  • I will take 4 years worth please.

  • +5

    So looks like the populist demagogue wins.
    With Trump policies in place that the experts have already stated will wreck the American economy, this toilet paper will be all they can afford.

    • +2

      Nah. They'll be great again. This roll represents a great investment opportunity. I'm sure after adjusting for demand increase, changes in global market policy, volatility of world indexes, this roll should be worth much much more.

  • Jim Jefferies "If you're one of those people who likes Donald Trump because 'he's a straight talker', then you're as dumb as shit"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-98RjrmqO4

    Would be nice to wipe my arse with the illiteracy of conservative voters…..

  • RIP in peace USA

    • +9

      RIP in peace United States of USA

      • I think he meant RIP(rest in pieces) and in peace.

  • Holy sh*t he's about to win

  • Apparently the Australian Dollar will be devaluing with a Trump win and our stock market will crash lol

    • +2

      Has already happened. The market always knows first and reacts (sometimes overreacts) first too.

      • Plunged down a whole $1.40 back to what it was the day before….

        In other words it didnt happen.

  • +1

    Ignore

  • Sell eneloops; buy MAGA merch?

  • +2

    Who is with me for Mars!

    • +1

      Would go with you but can't afford it. Just remember the earthlings and teach them about downfall of our planet.

  • The president face on the paper!

    • At a wedding expo we went to there was a place where you could get anyone's face printed onto tp XD

  • The guy is a goose!!!!

  • Estimated Delivery Time: 23 - 45 days

    The hype would've been dead by then

  • This is crazy sh*t

  • +1

    Go the Trumpenator!!!

    Monica Lewinsky is still hanging around at the Clinton election party….

  • Wow, didn't know ozb was full of Trump supporters. Thought were were left leaning homies here.

    • +1

      The transaction histories (on aliexpress) are also very interesting ;) Look at the flags.
      Besides, Chinese manufacturers have a nice sense of humor, the Trump's toilet paper can kiss and drink !

      edit: thousands of Americans bought their Trumps flags on aliexpress !

      • Ah, I think the seller bought his own flags one by one just after the election…

    • Materialism = conservatism = Trump fans

  • Did anyone buy..

    • Look at the order history. Many have despite it not being fully on sale yet

      • Well, according to newspapers, it was at 50 cents (US) 6 months ago and $10-15 on amazon.com (made in US, according to the seller…even if it looks the same as the chinese version).

  • +6

    According to current voting on OzBargain, Trump (TP) has clearly won with 380 votes against Hillary (TP) with 253.

  • +3

    And the winner is…..Russia!

  • +1

    Nope, don't wanna be grabbed by the p*ssy while I'm at it!

  • Made in China.

  • +1

    This one on Amazon https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/614R0FLc-oL.SY355.jpg is also funny (like "kiss my a**"), but unfortunately much more expensive.

  • Hillary Toilet Paper https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/274904
    Upvote 318

    Donald Trump Toilet Paper
    Upvote 453

    The Trump win again

    • Rigged!

    • I think popularity for this actually shows a hate for Trump ;)

  • Make your ass great again

  • LMAO. This is seriously hilarious!

    Make your ass great again

  • Merged from I Just Got My Donald Trump Toilet Paper and It Was Nice to Wipe My Arse on His Face

    Subject says it all really.

    RE: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/274893

    It was highly enjoyable.

    Thanks OB!

    • +2

      tweet him

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