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Solar Powered Dancing Jesus $6.95 + Bonus Dancing Rasta Man (+ P&H) @ Smooth Sales

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Hello OzBargainers,

Add a touch of piety to your dashboard with the Solar Powered Dancing Jesus.
As the light shines upon him, watch him sway side to side in all his glory.

For a limited time, get a free 'Rasta man' to accompany him.

Simply add both items to your cart and the Rasta Man is free!*

Metro Shipping is a FLAT RATE $7.95 which means order any amount to any Metro area in Aus (major cities, not coastal towns or country/regional locations) and the price doesn't change.

Have a great week ahead!

*Can't be used in conjunction with any other offer.

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  • +28 votes

    But does he take the wheel?

    • +4 votes

      he will guide you when you need him to.

      sort of like on-demand GPS….aka GPS

    • +3 votes

      If you get the full set (dancing Jesus, Buddha, Allah and Yoda), you can take off both hands and feet while the car drives by itself.

      • +18 votes

        Great idea. Do that and you might even get to see them in person.

      • +3 votes

        What about Muhammad?

        • +1 vote

          That would be an interesting addition!

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          Nah, now you infidels have taken it too far.

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          Forget Muhammad. Get Trump one.

    • +5 votes

      In the name of the Father, and the SUN…….

  • +12 votes

    Why can't prayers power it?

    • +56 votes

      Only upvotes do. Amen

  • +6 votes

    Now if it was Baby Jesus….

    • +2 votes

      Now if it was Baby Jesus Yoda….

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        ….but it's not baby Yoda. We were all fooled

    • +1 vote

      He will wee on your face, solar powered.

    • +29 votes

      It is $11.99 on Catch. This is $6.95 and it's a 2 for 1 deals.

      FakeNews

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    Is this not the same thing for 2 of them for $16 inc shipping? Ebay link here

    • +3 votes

      But then you don't get a Rasta Man with it

    • +39 votes

      While not exactly the same.

      I am willing to see your $15.97 and make it $14.90 including shipping.

      DONE!

      • +16 votes

        Hey full props to you for straight up beating their price. I'll remove my neg. Also I didn't neg your comment but I'll + it.

      • +1 vote

        Since Jeebus has sold out …. how about 2x Rasta Mans for the same price?

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          Yes 2 Rasta Man please

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        Hey Op, I sent you PM, can you please look into this? Cheers.

        • +1 vote

          Sorted - check email for confirmation.

  • +3 votes

    I have one of these - I love the little dude. Will dance in even the smallest amount of light too.

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      Is this a bargain though?

      • +3 votes

        I think at $5 each (with the bonus Rasta) they're priced fine. The shipping hurts though.

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      But I already have a little dude who can do that.

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    Awesome. Great Christmas present

    • +1 vote

      Really? For who?

      • +1 vote

        God.

        • +1 vote

          Son of God…

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            @lostinsydney: yep so surely his dad wants this for Xmas?

          • +4 votes

            @lostinsydney: God is his own son . He impregnated a girl so she can give birth to himself…. Do keep up.

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        Yeah I got no idea why people buy this junk. Each to their own though I guess.

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        For overly awesome people

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    Can we pick up anywhere in Melbourne?

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      St Kilda for pickups ….

    • +6 votes

      Jesus is everywhere

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    You make our Gods dance hats off to you :)

  • +4 votes

    Jesus and Rasta man…lol 2020 version of cheech and chong?

  • +13 votes

    Do you have a Mohammed one?

    • +24 votes

      Pass.

    • +6 votes

      Lol, they wouldn't dare.

  • +3 votes

    Can he dance on water?

    • +1 vote

      If I put him on the window near the water tap.. do i get wine on tap?

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    Did find some false advertising on their website. The Decor insulated drink bottle. The wooden white model picture says only available at Woolworths :-)
    https://smoothsales.com.au/products/decor-stainless-steel-dr...

    They are good drink bottles, very well priced as well

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      i did buy 2 X Jesus as well…thanks

    • +1 vote

      Now we're just nitpicking.

  • +1 vote

    I actually want to buy this and I'm not even religious lmao

    • +1 vote

      That's ok, most people who celebrate Christmas don't believe in Santa…

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    I ordered 2 x Jesus .. will the Rasta auto apply?
    Sorry.. am I meant to get free shipping? It says $7.95
    I'm at cart stage now….

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      Add 2 Jesusesesses.
      Add 2 Rastas.
      Rastas are discounted.
      Boom Mary's your mother.
      Sold.

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    Free shipping mentioned in other post?

  • +2 votes

    Thanks, this will be the new 'fish' sign.

  • +1 vote

    Praised be…

    • +1 vote

      Under His Eye

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        Blessed is the fruit.

  • +4 votes

    Mmm sacrilegious

  • +11 votes

    If you don't have this fully charged and it dies, does it take 3 days before it's able to be brought back?

    • +3 votes

      nail it

    • +2 votes

      Genesis 1:3
      And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

      It's solar powered….no charge needed.

    • +3 votes

      only around easter

  • +1 vote

    Nooooooo… sold out.

    • +4 votes

      Don't worry, Jesus will still be around.

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      It's Back!!!

      • +1 vote

        He has returned.

        • +5 votes

          Second coming?

    • +1 vote

      Give him a few days ….

  • +2 votes

    The types of items that get OzBargained never cease to amaze me.

    • +1 vote

      buy stupid stuffs and put them aside, yes! that's ozbargain's spirit.

  • +3 votes

    That would be…. Your own, Personal. Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares.

  • +1 vote

    Didn't think you could put a price on Jesus

    • +1 vote

      Well, it's either this or eternal hellfire…. it's honestly so sad that adults believe in that.

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    Damn i wanted one!! Every time i see it it would remind me of this

    https://youtu.be/q3rLof2cnzg

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    Amen. "Son are you following the right path? Or are you blindly following the vile voice of that instrument which you call a phone? Those voices from the netherworld from that wretched entity called Google" 😂

  • +1 vote

    If this looked like Jesus in South Park I would've bought a shitload of them.

  • +1 vote

    Added 2 Jesusesesses.
    Added 2 Rastas.
    Rastas were discounted.
    Boom Mary's my mother.
    Sold.
    My car dash is gonna be gaudy ! 🤪😜🤭

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    Was in K-Mart the other day and they were selling Solar Powered Dancing reindeer and elves. They were $2 each. Bought one of each and they work well.

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    Perfect chick magnet. Works best when you are near church.

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    The deluxe version plays Havah Nagilah while dancing.

  • +1 vote

    if we stop trading with china, this crap wont be missed

    • +2 votes

      68 people might miss it.

      • +1 vote

        Make that 69 dude!

  • +1 vote

    I know this is a waste of money but darn it, woudl love to have a dancing Jesus and Bob Marley

  • +1 vote

    What about Muhammad and Buddha?

    • +13 votes

      I asked. He's cool with it.

  • +1 vote

    An Englishman in New York
    Godley & Creme

    "Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitch
    Of a crucifix clock
    Two miniature Romans, running on rails
    Appear every hour and bang in the nails
    I've got to have it, Christ, I gotta be the first
    On our block”

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    Why not a Jesus & Mary Magdalene (Magdala) combo deal? They could dance together again.

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    Why is he white… Prophet Jesus was located around the middle east africa regions…he was probably tanned to brown complexion

    • +3 votes

      That’s why there’s a free Rasta. You can chose which to worship