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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $38 (Was $50) Delivered @ Coffee King

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TRUMP

We are excited to announce this new blend.

COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia

These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.

Freshly roasted.

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            • +1

              @try2bhelpful: You cant assume lack of sarcasm

        • +2

          It was a joke…. Chill 🧊

          • +2

            @kev98: What was the punchline

          • +1

            @kev98: Thanks for clarifying. Forgive me for doubting it was a joke but, dear lord, some of the posters we get on here are, truly, mind boggling. I’ve turned my “neg” into a “plus”.

          • @kev98: the negs will help chill :P

      • +5

        Ahh yes, the infamous Biden supporters were the Jan 6th insurrectionists.

        • +1

          or antifa

        • +3

          When protest is a success: It's all our doing! We're responsible!

          When the protest fails or turns violent: It's all a false flag! It's all those far left people protesting!

          It's hilarious to watch.

          • @Cluster: If they were biden supporters why were they even protesting? protesting that biden won? by tearing the place up? but he won - that's what biden supporters want right?

          • @Cluster: Protestors were played by left wing… yes others had no past but the leaders and organised were paid to conduct and invite hate speech against the us government at that time.

        • Now this must be irony. A lot of the political satirists are having trouble because the “crazies” are just so extreme. We need an irony symbol, people. Does anyone know if we have one? Maybe a little “steam iron” symbol.

  • Cov fefe. Advance planning for covid?

  • +14

    would like to try biden blend to help sleeping

    • +6

      Sleepy Joe's special blend?

    • +1

      Biden blend is mostly kava.

      • +4

        His son's blend would be Crack Coffee.

        • +2

          Parmesan Cheese Blend

    • +4

      I'm waiting for the Sleepy Joe melatonin tablets.

    • His is decaf

  • +4

    Is this the equivalent of those beans that go through the gut of a Civet cat before they are roasted? What do they do, cram them into hamburgers?

  • +3

    How old are these beans?

    • +12

      They're, they're the oldest beans. Everybody knows - ask anybody, you ask them - everybody knows I have, I have the oldest beans. The oldest. Don't believe the fake media at CNN.

      • +2

        Um.. where was I, beans? Yeah, ohh..umm, yeah, that guy from down under, his beans.

    • Too old for Trump's taste.

  • Trumpovsky…….they've made him look like a leader from the Soviet Union.

  • +1

    does it taste like piss in a russian hotel room?

  • +2

    Should have gotten into the meme more by saying the coffee comes from a shithole country or 3 shithole countries.

  • +7

    No way im even supporting a meme of this guy.

    • +1

      This guy is very smart his supporters is the opposite.

      • +2

        Ya know, I used to think that he had a certain “rat cunning” but I’m not so sure anymore. I figured the whole “stolen election” was just to gouge more money out of his supporters but the skinny is he, actually, believed it. He made the mistake of drinking his own KoolAid.

      • +2

        Man his idiot routine is watertight then.

    • +7

      Biden is terrible.

      • +1

        OK?

      • +2

        what does that have to do with anything?

      • +2

        He'll get better. Just Biden his time.

  • +5

    33% each of the 3 different beans, so what is the ingredient of the last 1%? I hope Trump didn’t inject some disinfectant during the roasting process. 😷

    • Gotta remove the skins somehow.

  • Is your company owned by Fox News

  • starbucks beans at costco $18 for 1kg

  • +4

    Covfefe - beans sourced from shithole countries

    • Loved by Trump

  • +1

    Did the beans come from the droppings of a golden-haired rodent?

  • Any religious flyers you can include?

  • Slightly Sus your blend recipe is just chucking three different beans together in equal proportions.

  • +1

    This post, promotion code was specifically created to earn heaps of comments & an opportunity of free exposure. What a fantastic idea marketing team, worked a treat!

    Anyone had the actual coffee? Where does it rank with the Inglewood, Arjo guys?

  • -2

    Are those beans from three countries Trump bombed or is there no significance?

    • +4

      Lol, more ignorance from the left. You do know Trump is the first president to not attack a country in 40 years, right? You do know Obama dropped a record amount of bombs, right?

      • +3

        Nah, that's true. I wasn't really being partisan, just trashing US politics in general. I also know that Biden has voted FOR every war since the 80's.

        • Apologies then. <3

      • +6

        Attack a country part, you're not wrong.

        "You do know Obama dropped a record amount of bombs, right?"

        You are actually wrong about that.

        Obama in 8 years did 154 drone strikes.

        Trump in 2 years did 176 strikes just in Yemen.

        Trump administration also stopped reporting drone strike deaths

        • +1

          I don't think much of either side. Isn't it just easier to realise they're both horrid? And I know that's a simplistic comment, but definitely still true.

      • +1

        If you are going to post propaganda and call people ignorant you should probably fact check your statements first to save yourself the embarrassment. Better yet, stop importing American politics into Australia all together and instead buy some coffee.

  • I bet Austin was tasting this many years ago…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRt2_OLY3Ho

    Need I say more?

  • Would support if it's a Trump's company, otherwise no thanks.
    world s turning into a mess without a strong America.
    Everyone pays for that except Hunter "Thanks Dad".

    • +1

      The laptop from hell

    • -1

      A few Trump companies you missed out on;
      - Trump Taj Mahal
      - Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino
      - Trump Castle Hotel and Casino
      - Trump Entertainment Resorts
      - Trump Steaks
      - Trump University

      • Thatnk you.But not interested in Trump's businesses.
        I was talking about portrait rights.
        I am sorry if that offered you.

        • +2

          stupidity doesn't offend me

          • @knackers: Yes. People wouldn't be offended by themselves, generally.

    • +3

      Trump is always on the lookout for suckers investors.

    • -1

      wonder why negative voters?
      no more free expression?
      I do not like big inflation or skyrocket fuel price like this and I do hope a strong world leader and peace to come back, sadly have to pay for it in my daily life.
      Sorry guys if my comments gets you offended.
      Personal opinion only.

      • +1

        When people neg others, that is free expression.

        • Yes.
          Cherish it please.
          Thanks.

  • -2

    The promo code should be "CHINESE VIRUS"

    • -1

      Wuhan Virus, covid19,20,21, they are all the same things

  • +2

    Does it make your skin go orange?

  • what the heck?!

  • If it was free shipping I would be in also lolz

    • I got free shipping.

  • OP, can you please do this deal again closer to Christmas? This would be a great gift but too early to buy now and have the beans sit around for so long.

  • +4

    This is cringe as (profanity).

  • Do people drink this and feel compelled to storm Canberra?

  • That is real thing now?

  • Are you sure it's 1 kg? I would like a recount for that. This coffee is rigged…

  • +3

    How about defacinated coffee named "sleepy Joe".

  • Well researched description, quite impressed. Nice gimmick and may actually be great product to boot.

  • What about the missing 1%?
    33% times 3… Must go back to sleep.

  • Does drinking the coffee make you senile or turn you into a 3 year old?
    Asking for an orange orangutan friend

    • +1

      wonder if you made the same type of comment about Obama.. 1 way street aiiii?

      Biden knows all about young girls… can tell you what shampoo they used with all that head sniffing he does! not to mention the reach arounds

      • +2

        As opposed to the orange orangutan who bypassed the hair altogether & goes straight to the pu$$y grab. Probably tried it first on his own daughter, since he openly admitted he’d do her

  • Ron Perlman takes the piss out of Trump's incoherent speech patterns
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHv0RExQsPQ

    • compared to biden, he is shakespear!

      • +1

        shakespear? Makes sense
        As for Shakespeare maybe when he was 2 years old, the orange orangutan would have been comparable

      • shakespear

        Sounds about right.

  • A strong dark brew, with hints of vodka but in the end disappoints and for the money, should have been harder to remove from clothings and caps

  • +2

    I recommend

  • Wow, coffee from a bunch of shithole countries.

  • Seem like the coupon expired

    • you can try again.

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