Forget walking the dog or cat, time to walk your kids.
Never lose your child again. With this magical device they will be bound to you whilst you walk down a street pondering life’s choices, such as, why the hell did I buy this device?
Reviews are positive and cheapest on the market (closest was around the $35 mark
On eBay)
CamelCamelCamel.
Jokes aside. This device is perfect for kids who a runners. Especially those with ASD…
Thank god, I was hoping thhere are good souls who understand our pain. As a parent with an ASD kid these devices are a blessing
It takes a certain kind of person to put their child on a leash. I like the ones that have a backpack built-in, so you can pretend you're fooling everyone else that you don't have your toddler on a leash.
To be fair you never know the circumstances with that child. They might be a runner or have a disability.
Put child on lease vs child potentially running into oncoming traffic. Yes, tough choice….
So if the child is leased does that make it an investment child for tax purposes?
How can I make this about Albo
I get rid of one. I make another one. Then tell the new one. What an idiot the last one was.
</russell peters' dad>
It takes a certain kind of person to pass judgement on another when they should really mind their own house.
Would never consider putting it on a kid, partner? Maybe…
Gigity.
good to go shopping with your dad with dementia, i never lose him
A wrist strap is much better than those backpack leashes. Hey hun, I'm off to walk the kid!
well, apple tag is my way
I get my kids microchipped at the vet. So theres that.
This leash demeans us both
I saw a guy at Oktoberfest strapped to one of these, his ball busting wife was on the other end, so sad, he just wanted one more drink!!
Maybe that was his kink?
They got home that night and made mad, mad love….while he was strapped to a giraffe backpack.
There will always be at least one. Gigity indeed.
I always wonder how parents used to raise kids before we started making all this stuff.
Cough syrup…
I hear alcomohol. But perhaps i said too much.
They used belts, planks, canes, boogeymen, general lies and aggression. You may want to revisit that childhood.
No wonder @incipient can't remember it!
gods, santa, easter bunny too
I dun wanna.
Make the bad man stop.
* rocks back and forth in a foetal position.
If you're looking for a good wireless option then try one of the ipad apps like youtube/disney+ instead
I just don't take my kid to the pub
Out of interest, how would these work in a busy environment (supermarket, shopping centre, crowded footpath, etc.)?
The 1.5m might be ok, but 2.5m would surely result in the potential for lots of tangles in and around other people / obstacles.
Oh man the comments below