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Staub Swarovski Diamond Knob Round Stainless Steel $79.60 (60% off $199) + Shipping ($0 with $100 Order) @ Zwilling Australia

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Staub Swarovski Diamond Knob Round Stainless Steel $79.60 (60% off $199) + Shipping ($0 with $100 Order) @ Zwilling Australia
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goatonboat on 18/07/2026 - 20:44 zwilling.com.au (4688 clicks)
Last edited 18/07/2026 - 23:10 by 1 other user

Finally, a knob worth showing off. STAUB Swarovski® Diamond Knob Round, Stainless Steel - $79.60 at Zwilling Australia - was $199, now 60% off at $79.60.

Details:

  • Original Swarovski® crystal, 25mm diameter
  • Fits all STAUB cast iron cookware (16–41cm)
  • Heat resistant to 220°C, oven-safe - it handles the heat
  • Stainless steel construction
  • Special edition

I can't afford a house,
the auction made me sob,
so I channelled my deposit
into a diamond knob.

My landlord owns six properties,
I own one glittering dot —
he's got a portfolio,
I've got a fancy pot.

It sparkles on my rental stove
like equity I'll never see —
the house was two point three million,
the knob was $79.60:
Finally, something I can afford to screw.

Home & Garden Cookware Staub Swarovski Swarovski Crystal

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  • merriweather on 18/07/2026 - 20:47

    Upvoted for the poem

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  • Lizard Spock on 18/07/2026 - 20:48

    Cheaper than Neil Diamond's Kob.

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  • bloom on 18/07/2026 - 20:51

    Thought it was a butt plug!

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    • m00seTheC0wSnake on 18/07/2026 - 20:58

      It is stainless steel and heat resistant up to 220 degrees C, so can easily handle a hot poop chute. I say, “Treat yo’self!’

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    • Wiadro on 18/07/2026 - 21:17

      i came here to say the same thing but you said it

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    • rishmeister on 18/07/2026 - 21:41

      A not so errr…gonomic one at that…

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    • mrhamez on 18/07/2026 - 21:43

      it doesn't say not to!

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    • Frackingiscool on 18/07/2026 - 22:08

      Everything is a butt plug if you're determined.

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    • node modules on 18/07/2026 - 22:44

      It can be a beginners one for training. Start small then gradually increase the size.

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    • Serapis on 18/07/2026 - 23:12

      People of culture unite

      • 5
    • knk on 19/07/2026 - 10:48

      it is

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    • cdmonkey2000 on 19/07/2026 - 22:10

      Specially designed for a tight ass

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      • Mickice on 20/07/2026 - 20:55

        Does it plug or just screw?

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  • King Steuart on 18/07/2026 - 20:51

    What is happening

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  • Cupa Bundy Drinker on 18/07/2026 - 20:54

    Does it come with a pointy tip for those who can't afford Staub cookware?

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  • CDG on 18/07/2026 - 21:03

    WHY????

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  • Fergy1987 on 18/07/2026 - 21:11

    The poem is the only thing that makes sense in this deal

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    • brongz on 19/07/2026 - 09:29

      Not to the politicians who already had more than one house before negative gearing scrapped (half heartedly to help the future first home owners or they just don’t care with their own kids).

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  • Cupa Bundy Drinker on 18/07/2026 - 21:12

    Things like this trigger revolutions

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  • Zitane on 18/07/2026 - 21:37

    As a man, i rarely cry. But i did today. Twas beautiful poem

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  • YasimKudomi Pape on 18/07/2026 - 21:41

    Father's day present sorted.

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  • SupeNintendoChalmers on 18/07/2026 - 21:51

    Is your landlord Dave Hughes?

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    • 5kbjvb3o on 19/07/2026 - 09:44

      Isn't everyone's?

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  • CalmLemons on 18/07/2026 - 21:58

    Thanks OP. Bought two for both holes

    • 3
    • Soapdroid on 19/07/2026 - 10:37

      Thanks OP. Bought four for all four holes

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  • sharkyoz on 18/07/2026 - 22:39

    one for the polishers

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  • freewhere on 18/07/2026 - 22:54

    So steel and glass? surprised they didn't call it sterling silver and or would have been too obvious.

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  • sobriety22 on 18/07/2026 - 23:15

    So when is someone going to post a deal on a Staub? Need the pairing because I'm not using this for what it sounds like the more adventurous types around here are going to use it for. A bit of bedazzling.

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  • hgaoxhgaox on 18/07/2026 - 23:25

    can it add extra flavour to the soup?

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  • superroach on 18/07/2026 - 23:37

    Came here for the puns

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  • cashless on 18/07/2026 - 23:49

    Would normally jump onto an offer like this.
    But I think I’ll sit on this one

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  • FrugalNotStingy on 19/07/2026 - 00:36

    +1 just for the poem!

    the house was two point three million,
    the knob was $79.60:
    Finally, something I can afford to screw.

    Pity, the last three lines don't rhyme 😓

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    • Ironic fear on 19/07/2026 - 10:57

      The line before rhymes with the sixty

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  • browser on 19/07/2026 - 01:29

    Man made glass disguise as crystal and now pretend to be diamond, buying one to use as a knob taking a fool's jewellery to the next level.

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    • AustriaBargain on 19/07/2026 - 08:00

      Can you find a deal for a dutch oven knob using a real diamond that size and clarity?

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      • browser on 19/07/2026 - 10:21

        Another way to ask the question is why would anyone need a diamond on a cookware?

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  • Radiopej on 19/07/2026 - 03:18

    I guess at least the base is kind of flared?

    • 1
    • browser on 19/07/2026 - 10:25

      Truly discreet — it’s right in plain sight, and no one would ever suspect a thing.

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  • kenjai on 19/07/2026 - 04:41

    what a knob

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  • Rilakkujay on 19/07/2026 - 09:18

    What an ugly knob

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  • DMFD on 19/07/2026 - 09:20

    But why

    • 0
  • Oztx on 19/07/2026 - 10:00

    I am too poor to understand where this goes.

    • 0
  • scooba on 19/07/2026 - 14:57

    That poem brings all new meaning to the phrase "the decline of western civilisation".

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  • alz on 19/07/2026 - 17:16

    wtf

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  • Guerilla89 on 19/07/2026 - 22:23

    When you realise these are actually 2nd hand coal butt plugs…

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  • Exprise on 19/07/2026 - 23:35

    Ahh, but I often cook at 230-240…
    Will keep waiting

    • 0
  • WoolyWonka on 20/07/2026 - 12:33

    Hilarious peom. I don't care if it's AI or not. Still made me laugh

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