If Ozbargain was human…what would 'it' be like, what things would it do? what funny situations would it encounter
i'll start…If ozbargain was human, Broden would be its long lost son
will make for good read :)
If OzBargain Was Human
ahly92 on 30/09/2014 - 14:27
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OzBargain is human. She's called my Nan. Sugarsoap and baking soda for everything. Eggs, bread and milk will do 4 meals a week and only go out for dinner when her sons and daughters are paying. 1 tea bag lasts 5 cups of tea.
When he's moving house, a friend would help him out by shifting some boxes into the van.
He picks up an unmarked box and struggles to deal with its weight.
"Dude, what's in this box? Weights? Surely there's a pair of 5kgs in there!"
"Hahahaha, no. They're my Eneloops"
"Huh?"
"Batteries"
Peeks inside gap
"…"
"… I blame Dick Smith!"Yes, I am bored.
Hi! My name is OzBargain. OzBear for short. I have ICD (impulse control disorder) - a psychiatric disorder characterised by impulsivity – failure to resist a deal, freebie or bargain that may harm oneself or others.
Hello. My name is
Inigo MontoyaOzbargain. Youkilled my fatherput up a juicy bargain. Prepare todiebe broden'd.
That would be one very unstable human being… I'd reckon it would have Dissociative personality disorder, arguing with themselves whether something was a bargain and buying something only to blame themselves after… actually the last part is probably just self loathing…