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Christmas Shopper Simulator - FREE from Game.co.uk (PC & MAC, Download)

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What's the best way to live though the shopping experience in your own home?

With Christmas Shopper Simulator of course!

Game is 265MB in size.
DRM-Free.

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  • +4

    Video of the game not by one of the annoying pewdiepie rip offs

    • The commentator is funny…XD

  • What the.
    Was this ever NOT free?!

    • It's always been free, it's a GAME christmas promotion.

  • A shopping game for ozbargainers. Just perfect!

  • +3

    What next… a paint drying simulator?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-sFtOqMkKg

  • Out of stock dangit. This game can highly depict a average ozbargainer in a shopping centre.

    EDIT: NM not out of stock.

  • +3

    Wonder how the family will react when they only receive simulated Christmas gifts this year.

  • +3

    I think a Shopping Stampede simulator could do well.

    I'm seeing something a bit like Stair Dismount or Truck Dismount, where you plug numbers into a physics calculation (e.g. number of shoppers, width of entrance, running speed, percentage of store-wide discount, number of rumours circulated of staff reserving stock, etc.) and then you run it and watch the train-wreck happen in slow-mo from multiple angles, and see the casualties break-down (complete with bones broken, dollar amount of damage caused to store property, and litres of kids tears generated).

    Maybe add different shopper types: Neckbeards (+5 splash damage due to girth), Centrelink cheque recipients (+6 speed bonus), female shoe hoarders (+20 aggressiveness), Ebay resellers (+10 stealth), single mothers (+20 damage resistance), etc.

  • +4

    can't you just go to your local mall and experience the real thing?

    • +1

      Exactly, life is turning into full of simulations

    • Why would I want that? Screaming kids, waddling behind slow people, bashing through crowds, being ran into/over by trolleys. I hate Christmas shopping!

  • +2

    Never not free and marketing tool.

  • +1

    New in 2015: Sim Simulator
    Oh wait, we already had The Sims.

    • Wouldn't it be Human Simulator? Because 'sim' is short for Simulator. XD

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