The above is what I aspire to be. To give this some context I have a couple of friends' birthdays coming up (joint celebration this Friday) and am looking for gag gifts. Last year we bought him a 3kg bag of kimchi which came as a whole head of lettuce in a bag and he had to cut up (http://cache.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/user_uplo…).
Ideas for this year include matching onesies, metre long toblerone or glitter bombs.
Does the ozb community have any suggestions? or what gifts have ozbargainers given or received?
Since, this has been left late the key criteria are that it has to be purchasable in stores and in the Sydney area.
Beard oil - terrible gift regardless of sex, or whether they actually have a beard