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[Melbourne] Just $9 Gets You a One-Year Membership to The Hottest Shows and Events in Town for Free!

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It’s human nature - we love anything that’s free. And they do say the best things in life are free, but those people usually have unlimited bank accounts and holiday homes in Monte Carlo, with private jets and butlers. Truth is, the best things usually cost small fortunes.

Well not anymore they don't! We have a $9 (almost free!) deal that is worth its weight in gold from ON-THE-HOUSE! It’s a membership-based service providing 'free tickets' to audiences for events organised by producers, venues and artists. A year’s membership would normally cost you $55, with the purpose of drawing upon word-of-mouth marketing.

Anyway, here's how it works: event managers, producers and the like, give tickets to ON-THE-HOUSE to help promote their productions. All they ask you to do is tell your family and friends about all the shows that you've seen and loved. Your word of mouth helps bring in a paying audience. Plus it’s the least expensive and the best publicity there is. So you get free tickets and they get a full house and free publicity!

To get tickets to a year’s worth of productions, simply take advantage of this discounted membership, browse through their upcoming shows, and voila!!! Free tickets for lovers of art, theatre and sports. Not to mention a booming social life!

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  • Do you have a list of some of the shows, etc from last year? :)

  • +1

    No AFL Grand Final tickets?

    • +2

      deal breaker for me

  • -6

    Not free- 9 dollars is not free, 9 dollars is a lot of money for the unfortunate

    • -2

      where does it say free? Shows for free after $9 membership - sounds fair even though I have never heard of any shows in the past year (call me uncultured) Even ticketek charges a $5 booking fee.

      • -1

        im sorry english is not your first language

        • It says "almost free" it does not say free …


          Oh, k, re-read it. In the last line it says voila, free tickets.

  • +1

    What's with the copy/paste job from the website? The first paragraph in your description is just fluff and detracts from the actual deal IMO.

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