With an ultra soft and silky feel, this embossed toilet paper feels like you're wiping with a cloud. It has a three-ply design, and is unscented for delicate skin. And with 48 rolls per pack, you won't have to worry about the dreaded empty toilet roll holder for quite some time!
17c per 100 sheets/31c per roll
60 Day Satisfaction Guaranteeš
My brother some how uses about half a roll after one shit lol.
My dad trained me to use 4 sheets per wipe, then fold it in half for 2nd wipe. My roll last for 1.5 months
So that's one sheet of 4oly I hope.
Depends if you are male or female.
ALDI IS DA BEST!
Ok all. It is 2020. Our European friends were on to something. Let's make the shift to bidet. Can I get a hell yeah?
Just my honest opinion, YES, BIDETS are awesome!
Quick panic buy it while you can, the corona virus apocalypse is here!
This is going to be sold out to toilet paper scalpers
imagine if that's what your life had come to
Its back to paperbark for me.
Time to consider about a wash and dry toilet seat seriously. Saves you from the apocalypse if it happens. And good for the environment any way.
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/product/xiaomi-mijia-smart-toilā¦
how clean is that?
People will camp in front of stores before opening
I can't imagine that man,seriously
Just an FYI, this 48 pack is a whole dolla (or actually $0.99) cheaper than their usual big pack of 24 which retails for $7.99
I've still got 71 rolls here. The joys of constantly stocking up when shit's cheap!
Probably take myself a year and a half to use them.
These will get wiped out quick.
i like how you say wiped
I'm here for the comments
Nice more stock!?
I tried banana leaves for the first time from my backyard, it's not bad. I am sorted if toilet roll stocks run out.
If tour feeling lonely on a Friday night, you can use the fruit.
just get the dog do the job. it will love it, so will you. remember to shield the sac though
oh thank god…I need 18 packs. Start the car!
No way I'm entering an Aldi store. The stampede will probably kill me before virus does.
Not very relevant but now we can bypass Cole's $50 minimum for click and collect by just stacking the rest up with toilet paper. You won't be charged for it and they will still collect your stuff
Iām more concerned about running out of toilet paper and having to hold my crap inside for days because it all sold out. Then again I can just wipe my but with my hands in the shower.
TMI
Five people have been arrested after police and Border Force officials realised all was not as it seemed with a consignment of tiling grout shipped to Sydney from South Korea. Arriving in Australia on March 4, a check by Border Force officers revealed that of the 6480 plastic tubs of adhesive, 4760 allegedly contained up to twelve packs of toilet paper each. The total toilet paper seized weigh 1053 kilograms and represented a potential three million individual sheets, police say.
thanks, just exchanged for 48 sushi rolls @ Sushi Hub
The post Apocalypse is NIGH - Toilet Paper is the new currency.
don't waste money…worth paying and installing bidet
Wow. So will we be queuing up early on the day of the sale and be fighting over toilet paper now?
Have you met our lord and saviour the bidet and his father the shower?
And the queen the xiaomi
please someone explain to me why would there be any need to stock up toilet paper? It's locally made and corona doesn't make you poop more?
My assumption or guess is they either want to prep and stay indoors before the virus gets worse and limit outside contact so they don't go outside or they think that the virus will increase toilet paper consumption somehow so they buying now before it runs out completely but honestly I don't know.
All I know is Amazon is my saviour and my bidet and shower.
There is a reason it is called sh*t, shave and shower well for me it is not in that order but you may get the idea.
+1 for amazon the prime
Haha I actually don't have Amazon Prime just use the subscribe and save or try to meet the minimum spend I think it is $39 now used to be $49.
This is for Amazon Australia.
Because the f*$_ing media posted some shots of toilet paper being in short supply in a couple of shops. People start stocking up. Or notice others stocking up, so they don't want ro miss out. Now there's no stock in many suburbs. That confirms people's panic, so they buy more when they see it. Even BigW, Kmart, Costco, Amazon seems to be empty now!
Good news in a month or so it'll be on super special so they can actually move it off the shelves.
they are expecting an apocalypse.
The supermarkets will be empty and closed. You won't be able to buy anything, so they're stocking up on all non-perishables. Thing is, they'd only be delaying the inevitable. If stores don't reopen, they're eventually going to run out of supplies.
$14.99 / 48 = 31.25 cents per roll or $0.3125 per roll
Use a flannel if you have no toilet paper.
KFC moist towelettes will be currency like the book of Eli.
Great movie
you can use cloth diaper, cut into size of your preference, wipe and wash, toilet papers can be obsoleted.
Waiting for the shits and giggles..
OzB doesn't disappoint with the comments. Trying not to smile too widely while I'm ready all the comments at work, ppl might think I'm weird 0_o
well have not seen a news story on a stampede in aldi for a while
good luck getting any stock. Coles and woolies are completely empty of all toilet paper, facial tissues, paper towels, sanitizer, hand wash, and UHT milk.
They're preparing for the end of the world. Non-paranoid people will not be able to find any stock for themselves because the bunker builders have hogged it all.
Pasta and flour are flying off the shelves too.
sugar is also empty. I wonder how long they're planning to hold out and how long they expect the post apocalypse to last.
and Oats as well….
3 rolls left, should last the weekend otherwise have a few rolls of paper towels.
For anyone having to use the paper towels or napkins, just use the alabama wet wipe. Spit/wet your course paper and wipe. Sticky situations call for extreme tactics.
don't flush that stuff.
Not supporting this bullshit.
its actually human shit
you never know. Some farmers really spoil their livestock.
Lol… FML.
hahaha
great.. cant wait for aldi to have 3 packs per store.
Ebay sold for $75 and $8.95 postage : Toilet Paper Quilton Toilet Paper Tissue 10 Rolls 3 Ply 180 Sheet . LOL
Don't worry 3 are left for sale .
There's gonna be a riot…
stock up on chocolate and tp boyz, this is going to be the test of a life time.
I'm gonna wrap myself in toilet paper like a mummy and zombie walk through supermarket stores…
Being an expat from China, I wanted to apologise for this issue of people hoarding tissue. This is a known commodity. Iāve been through SARS and people around us were hoarding table salt. I donāt quite understand why, but chances are after all these years they are still using the salt from 2003 and having a higher risk of high blood pressure than othersš
You don't have to apologise on behalf of people in China, instead, on behalf of yourself, really
Expecting people to camp out of ALDI next Tuesday night.
Toilet paper has become the new IPhone of 2020
Would someone here explain to me why there is a rush to buy toilet papers if the so called epidemic occurs? Wouldnāt water is better to clean oneā s bottom if so required. I had hurting ā pies ā for a long time previously. But after heeding a friend ās advice for using waster to clean my ā buttā every time after big ones, soon I was recovered. I still use water to clean my butts and am very happy.
It's obviously kidding, a joke. Why did someone downvote here?
Forget it, queues already stretching to China
Any news on adult diaper supplies? That's where the real money is.
When this deal starts I'm going down to my local Aldi to film the fights.
I heard TV channels desperate for viewers will pay up to $10,000 for high res steady cam footage with multiple angles, take a few friends with you and edit the footage with dramatic music and cash in.
These were out put out for sale this morning…and they've sold out.
Why would ALDI place their Wednesday specials on sale on a Tuesday?
Plenty of TP supplies in Macquarie Centre…
Perfect, at ground zero. Lemme get my hazmat suit & drive there.
Game Over. Plebs have grabbed them all before the sale. https://www.9news.com.au/national/aldi-australia-toilet-papeā¦
No point going to ALDI before work tomorrow then.
Scumbags!
It looks they are either SOLD out or keeping silent about this special buy.
Emporia 3 Ply Toilet Tissue 48Pk $14.99 has been taken out of the digital catalogue:
https://www.aldi.com.au/en/special-buys/special-buys-wed-11-ā¦
Taken off their website too :(
My local store Ashfield NSW had one pallet of stock out at 8.30am. There were fights and people on top of each other trying to get some. I scored one. Sold out by 8.40am.
Should have taken some Lebanese bro's with you. You would have scored at least 3 packs.
people on top of each other
These people need to get a room.
And rubber…
And a bucket of popcorns plus Coronas…
How much paper do people go through?
By the looks of things I must be the only person to make a roll last a month. Although I must admit the rolls I get are far longer than these very tiny 180 sheet rolls.