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Pbxpressiv on 10/08/2012 - 22:21 au.atkins.com (4755 clicks)
Last edited 11/08/2012 - 13:46

Opened the mailbox the other day and an envelope from Atkins which felt a little bulky. Here I was thinking the wife had spent all my money again but I was reliably informed she signed up to the web site and they sent her two bars for nothing, which I'm told are worth $5 or $6. Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

I also checked the site and her story checks out.

It only takes about a minute to sign up and here are the requirements:
1- you need to register to their site (username/email/password)
2- you need to give them your address (so they can post you their propaganda)

That's it. Once again it may not appeal to everyone but for those that are interested, enjoy.

Edit: expect delivery in around 10 business days.

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  • VehemenceThePhoenix on 10/08/2012 - 22:27
    +1

    cool I like free food

    • zzz on 11/08/2012 - 12:24

      This can also work as a suppository so you get full quicker
      Why not have a friend help and become YouTube famous!

  • [Deactivated] on 10/08/2012 - 22:31

    hmm it asks for an Offer code???

    • VehemenceThePhoenix on 10/08/2012 - 22:39
      +19

      lol then your free bars go to a fake address and you have gained nothing

      • GiggidyGoo on 10/08/2012 - 22:53
        +21

        Yeah hard to tell if it was sarcasm or if JV is just out to collect more neg votes.

        • StewBalls on 11/08/2012 - 10:36

          Sometimes jv's humour can be a little, well…esoteric! ;)

  • Jo3y on 10/08/2012 - 22:38

    Cheers mate!

  • [Deactivated] on 10/08/2012 - 22:51
    +2

    $5-6 for Atkins bars which can be bought for $1.20 each by direct shipping from the US with Iherb or Vitacost.

    So for free I guess you are saving $2.40

    And they are pretty good bars

    If you want to know how to save on future purchases. Then look at this thread

    http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/60499

    Where you can find details and also sorts of codes which save you even more.

    • easternculture on 10/08/2012 - 23:10
      +4

      $2,40 plus shipping to be precise !!
      Every cent counts on ozbargain

  • trams on 10/08/2012 - 22:51

    Thanks

  • Sage on 10/08/2012 - 22:53

    No confirmation or anything? Oh well, hope I get the bars.

    • gevidian on 10/08/2012 - 23:32
      +1

      I received a confirmation email shortly after registering.

  • danyool on 10/08/2012 - 22:57
    +2

    If you just want the free "Quick start guide" - (yeah right! you're just after the free bars, i know) can view it here http://au.atkins.com/uploads/docs/quick-start-guide.pdf (after signing up it offers this at the end of the process. If only the bars could be delivered so quick!!)

    • bxpressiv on 10/08/2012 - 23:02

      I'll ask the boss how long it took and update you in the morning.

    • bxpressiv on 10/08/2012 - 23:04
      +7

      Just so there's no confusion she's more honest and smarter than I. Just a little humour, ok…

      • [Deactivated] on 11/08/2012 - 03:42

        @voteoften

        chinese man once said;

        "get a wife man"

        • voteoften on 11/08/2012 - 08:21

          Seeing as how there is about a billion chinese men, there is a strong chance that anything under the sun has been uttered by one of them. Just cuz they are Chinese doesn't make them profound.

        • [Deactivated] on 11/08/2012 - 08:24
          +1

          whoooshka Lol clearly his remark went straight over your head.

      • [Deactivated] on 11/08/2012 - 08:20

        Oops! I meant to plus your comment, but accidently neg'd it. My bad, Bx. Just, in your head, add two positives onto your current score for a true reflection of how cool your comment is. :)

  • [Deactivated] on 10/08/2012 - 23:04

    In preparation for Monday when these guys rock up to work. OZBARGAINED!

    • easternculture on 10/08/2012 - 23:09
      -2

      the iconic, amazon.de(shipping rates), ferrero, TMS and now ATKINS !! Ozbargain is destroying buisnesses … mwahahaha !!

  • bich.light on 11/08/2012 - 00:31

    "Here I was thinking the wife had spent all my money again"

    LOL'd at that!

    • [Deactivated] on 11/08/2012 - 03:40
      +4

      lawls all $5-$6 of it

  • peterpeterpumpkin on 11/08/2012 - 01:59

    For the sake of science, I think I should make 1000 orders or so to truly test the Atkins diet (…and its website) to its limits.

    From preliminary research I anticipate more desirable effects on girth and body density compared with Dr. Jacks' contemporary "Whopper diet".

  • johnms1986 on 11/08/2012 - 02:00

    No carb snacks here we come

  • Gomo on 11/08/2012 - 05:02

    Signed up! :D

  • boomerpro on 11/08/2012 - 08:41

    me too!

  • jazoom on 11/08/2012 - 09:24

    Is this related to the kidney-killing atkins diet?

    • hornoscous on 11/08/2012 - 10:03
      +1

      happy to kill my kidneys if its free

      • StewBalls on 11/08/2012 - 10:38

        Just have a cracker or cookie with it & you'll be fine! ;)

    • [Deactivated] on 11/08/2012 - 11:09

      I thought Atkins trolls were blinded with that oh so healthy, margarine a few years back??

  • kiwipride on 11/08/2012 - 09:30

    "bxpressiv 10 hours 28 min ago ΒΆ
    I'll ask the boss how long it took and update you in the morning."

    Wake her up already!

  • Mugsy on 11/08/2012 - 10:29

    Great! This will be a nice snack on the way home after I make the trip to the PO Box to pick it up.

  • Candour on 11/08/2012 - 12:49

    could not enter birthday
    would not accept 1-1-19xx

    • [Deactivated] on 11/08/2012 - 12:59

      01-01-19xx

      Or rather try 01/01/19xx

    • macharmaine on 11/08/2012 - 13:05
      +2

      a lot of these websites require you be age 18+ or sometimes 13+

    • Ace on 11/08/2012 - 17:23

      00-00-0000 worked for me

    • issh on 12/08/2012 - 10:53

      haha don't put your real bday, it doesn't really matter

  • bxpressiv on 11/08/2012 - 13:45
    +2

    Sorry for the delay, went out early this morning and only just got back.

    Expect delivery in around 10 business days.

  • zelda707 on 11/08/2012 - 14:19

    thanks!

  • sirplus on 12/08/2012 - 23:21

    Here is the link to the introductory video to go with the pdf or if you are too lazy to read.
    http://au.atkins.com/assets/flash/flv/Intro_Web.flv
    Laziness is great as long as its done properly…..

  • danyool on 30/08/2012 - 00:41

    Anyone got their bars yet?? I haven't seen any and it's coming up 3 weeks. (But, i'm guessing if even 1/4 of the 4,000 people who clicked through might have cleaned them out for a while!)

    • aerona on 01/09/2012 - 21:53

      I received mine last Wednesday when this ad was posted. Got 2 bars pretty sweet.

  • nubzy on 03/09/2012 - 14:24

    received them today

  • blopd on 03/09/2012 - 19:28

    Got mine today as well :D

  • danyool on 04/09/2012 - 01:19

    Thanks. Glad some folk have received them. Guess mine can't be too far away.

  • Gomo on 06/09/2012 - 07:51

    Got mine yesterday

  • danyool on 06/09/2012 - 23:51

    Got mine today.

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