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I come for the bargains, unfortunately there doesn't appear to be any here.
More like using Ozbargain for free advertising.
Ah, you caught us red-handed, but allow us to clarify! We're not just here for shameless self-promotion, we promise. This particular offer isn't available on our website, so it's not really us doing free advertising per se. However, we do appreciate the attention and can't help but enjoy the banter that comes along with it. So, while we may not have the exact deal you're looking for, we'd be more than happy to help you find other exciting bargains to satisfy your thrifty cravings. Cheers to keeping the Ozbargain spirit alive!
Welcome to OzBargain,
You will have noticed the negs you received, these are for being honest and transparent, please don't try to say anything truthful in the future. I gave you athumbs up on principle even though I would have liked a link to a video demonstration of how to use the product. :)
@EightImmortals: Ah, thank you for the thumbs up amidst the storm of negs! We genuinely appreciate your support and understanding our intentions. It's all about transparency and honesty here, even if it means facing a few negs along the way. Your positive feedback means a lot to us and keeps us motivated. Cheers!
Do you have “massage wands”?
It’s a slippery slope…
that slippery slope might just be the ride of your life! 😏
Ah, an adventurous soul seeking some scandalous banter! You've come to the right place. Our pleasure oils aren't the only things heating up the comments section!
*Here for the cuments
I hope it turns out to be a 'punny' experience for you!
Came here for comments as well but all I got was cringe from store-rep. Still entertaining in a way… like eating warheads.
4 in 1, that's a bit ambitious if you ask me.
Who said we're not up for a challenge? We're like the MacGyver of pleasure oils, here to defy the limits of seductive functionality!
I want to get 2 to try and get free shipping. I was thinking her and black oil?
Yes, Yes, OMG Yes! Your idea of getting the 'Enhance Her' and 'Black oil' to score free shipping is a stroke of genius! ;)
What has the least odour? I've used these in the past and they're great but the smell hangs around and leaves no doubt as to the recent activities in the room.
Hey Seb, We appreciate your desire for discretion! While we don't have a completely scentless option, our pleasure oils are carefully crafted with infused essential oils for their added therapeutic benefits on arousal. However, I do have a suggestion for you. Our 'Black Oil' might just be your secret weapon. Though still fragrant, its unique aroma leans towards a captivating cologne-like scent, making it easier to pass off as a sophisticated fragrance. So, while it may not be completely scentless, it offers a more covert option for your sensual escapades. Indulge in the pleasure, embrace the allure, and let the black oil be your seductive companion!
First we got the “massage wand” and now this.
We're absolutely delighted to see the OzBargain community indulging in a well-deserved dose of pleasure beyond just good deals. It warms our hearts to witness the exploration of blissful experiences. We're always here, dedicated to bringing you a diverse range of pleasure-inducing delights so if there's a particular deal you'd like us to arrange on any of our products, don't hesitate to reach out.
Bing, turn the horniness level down 2 points and rephrase.
how is this meant to make me horny?
Here for the comments.