Hi OzBargainers, What Gender Are You?

Gaoras on 07/05/2024 - 16:06
Last edited 07/05/2024 - 18:20 by 1 other user

My partner and I are debating the statistics of the genders on the site. So vote if you're male or female or whatever else so I can win the debate.

Poll Options Sat, 01/06/2024 - 00:00

  • 834
    Male
  • 119
    Female
  • 94
    Something else (add in comments)
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  • Nugs on 07/05/2024 - 16:07
    +163

    I identify as an ozbargainer
    .

    • Jimothy Wongingtons on 07/05/2024 - 16:08
      +10

      Got em

    • moar bargains on 08/05/2024 - 18:28
      +8

      I'm curious about the full stop that always makes it's way into your comments on a new line.
      What's the deal? Does your phone automatically do it? Do you just like some more space before the next comment?

      • splicer on 09/05/2024 - 09:57
        +13

        Some people like to be bold, and have a particular character trait. Like typing in ALL CAPS for instance.

        Me? I refuse to be different,,,

      • rambao9 on 09/05/2024 - 11:12
        +2

        Yes it does.

        sent from my iphone

      • kaleidoscope on 09/05/2024 - 14:48
        +1

        I'm curious about the full stop that always makes it's way into your comments on a new line.

        Broken keyboard.

    • RTX9090Ti on 08/05/2024 - 23:22
      +9

      I'm a GPU.

      • qaz182 on 09/05/2024 - 13:20
        +4

        But do you have raytracing?

        • Kangal on 09/05/2024 - 18:59

          If yes, then it's a male.
          Clue is in the name (Ray, like from Scary Movie 1)

          ,,,,

    • nobro25 on 09/05/2024 - 16:38

      You need to add "cis two spirited" in front of "ozbargainer".

    • Sammyboy on 10/05/2024 - 13:45
      +2

      Pronouns Ozbey and Ozbem

    • adante on 13/05/2024 - 21:28

      i'm an eneloop with two positive terminals

    • Metre on 14/05/2024 - 12:53

      ozbargainers unite-d?

  • Hellfire on 07/05/2024 - 16:09
    +17

    Did you also debate whether you'd get a serious response to your poll?

  • spackbace on 07/05/2024 - 16:10
    +27

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/843781

    Male: 67.6% Female: 32.4% || February: Male: 67.1% Female: 32.9% || March 2023: Male: 71.9% Female: 28.1%

    AKA a sausage-fest

    • Viper8 on 09/05/2024 - 17:06
      -1

      Gender balanced is defined as >40% male and >40% female. 32.9% is 82% of the way to 40%. So you're actually not that far off of being "gender-balanced".

    • rambao9 on 13/05/2024 - 23:43

      Based on this trend, we're going to become 99% male in 32 months, a real sausage fest, can't wait!

  • Muzeeb on 07/05/2024 - 16:10
    -1

    Fluid

    • spackbace on 07/05/2024 - 16:10
      +10

      Solid

      • CrispyChrispy on 07/05/2024 - 17:15
        +13

        Gassy

        • SBOB on 07/05/2024 - 17:53
          +1

          degenerate matter

        • Nugs on 07/05/2024 - 18:04
          +3

          Baked beans for lunch?
          .

        • WhyAmICommenting on 09/05/2024 - 13:44
          +3

          Did someone say KFC?

  • Gdsamp on 07/05/2024 - 16:16
    +14

    Data harvesting exercise

    • McFly on 09/05/2024 - 11:23
      +24

      Wow, pronouns get weirder every day!

    • gakko on 09/05/2024 - 18:14
      +2

      Aka a survey

  • Duckie2hh on 07/05/2024 - 16:35
    +19

    I identify as a duck

    • spackbace on 07/05/2024 - 16:41
      +18

      I knew you were quackers

    • Hardlyworkin on 07/05/2024 - 18:21
      +1

      You used the wrong vowel.

      • bmxr on 07/05/2024 - 18:50
        +10

        Or the wrong consonant, if you're being particularly mean.

  • sharkyoz on 07/05/2024 - 17:04

    I identify as a hen-pecked rooster.

  • Taro Milk Tea on 07/05/2024 - 17:30
    -5

    I am Sam Smith's gender

  • datafellows on 07/05/2024 - 17:44
    +32

    Im transparent, pronouns are who/where.

  • bargaino on 07/05/2024 - 18:07
    +8

    I identify as a 19th Century German countess. My pronouns are Ich Sie ihr.

    • TheRealCher on 09/05/2024 - 12:51
      +5

      Surely there's a cream for that…

  • Baysew on 07/05/2024 - 18:22
    +10

    How can I vote if I don't know which gender you need to win debate.

  • samcro on 07/05/2024 - 18:47
    +2

    I'm whatever you want me to be.

  • bobbified on 07/05/2024 - 19:24
    +3

    I'm a dinosaur!

  • Some Human on 07/05/2024 - 21:34
    +6

    I thought it was a well known fact that the majority of ozbargainers are male.

    • Loopholio on 11/05/2024 - 21:28
      +1

      Said the male male, maling all over the place!

  • pegaxs on 07/05/2024 - 22:19
    +6

    “Prefer not to answer” according to all the forms I have been filling out lately…

    • bobbified on 07/05/2024 - 22:36

      For job applications, that's one of the best ways to filter someone OUT! haha

    • prinsenhof on 14/05/2024 - 08:07

      On all my forms i've been crossing out all the options and just writing "yes please". Then sit there laughing at myself.

  • BewareOfThe Dog on 07/05/2024 - 22:26
    +7

    I'm Batman.

    • Cobber870 on 08/05/2024 - 09:26
      +1

      Batdog?

      • TerryJustTerry on 09/05/2024 - 12:31

        Batcobber?

        • Nugs on 09/05/2024 - 16:09
          +1

          So, Robin then?
          .

  • cashless on 07/05/2024 - 23:44
    +2

    I’m so damned confused

    • Muzeeb on 08/05/2024 - 00:00
      +6

      Sounds like you need some paid gender affirmation leave. Most modern workplaces offer 6 weeks.

      • El cheepo on 08/05/2024 - 01:15
        +4

        6 weeks off and i can use both bathrooms at will?

        No wonder people are signing up 😂

        • RiseAndRuin on 09/05/2024 - 20:45
          +4

          Do I get another 6 weeks off if I change my mind on my gender later on? Asking for a friend…

          • El cheepo on 09/05/2024 - 21:01
            +1

            @RiseAndRuin: I doubt any company that allows for this in their eba would have the (mind the pun) balls to say no 😂

        • yewman on 10/05/2024 - 14:02
          +1

          The secret to private clean bathrooms at work is going disabled

  • inherentchoice on 08/05/2024 - 04:53
    +8

    Binary

    01001101 01100001 01101100 01100101
  • Sinnerator on 08/05/2024 - 09:10
    +5

    i aM A rAinBoW UniCorN

    • Gaoras on 09/05/2024 - 21:49
      +1

      I said the statistics, so we're trying to work out the ratio of genders on here.

      But it's rather stupid so not sure why you commented.

  • Miss B on 08/05/2024 - 23:34
    +8

    69th post.. nice

  • aussieprepper on 08/05/2024 - 23:40
    +4

    According to Gerry Harvey we are professionals!

  • bobbieb on 09/05/2024 - 07:31
    +1

    I am a teapot.

  • HantuPocong on 09/05/2024 - 08:16

    I am a ghost

  • fefris on 09/05/2024 - 08:58
    +2

    chicken nugget

  • michaelTito on 09/05/2024 - 10:38
    -8

    It’s rude to ask people about their gender.

  • McFly on 09/05/2024 - 11:24
    +1

    I'm a when/where.

  • johnfuller on 09/05/2024 - 12:12
    +2

    i identify as a doctor

    • yewman on 10/05/2024 - 14:04
      +2

      I identify as a $300k+ income per year earner

  • kolorijo on 09/05/2024 - 12:25
    +3

    I'm a chap-chap-cha Chihuahua
    I'm the smallest dog in town
    I never have to walk
    Because they carry me around

    When I am a puppy
    I'm no bigger than a cup
    And I get no bigger
    Even when I am grown up

  • TheRealCher on 09/05/2024 - 12:48

    I am Cher.

  • Adikp3njahat on 09/05/2024 - 13:38
    +4

    I identify as a mentally ill person

  • kewlaz on 09/05/2024 - 13:41
    +2

    I'm an Individual
    https://youtu.be/QereR0CViMY?si=_m8qGBzaDHGIafzQ&t=30

  • Cheap Rich Guy on 09/05/2024 - 13:44
    +2

    There’s only 2 genders and science confirms this.

    • smartazz104 on 09/05/2024 - 20:35
      +1

      Gender is a made-up construct, it should be "what sex are you?"

  • Kingston on 09/05/2024 - 13:48

    I identify as the number 7. I felt like a 7, think like a 7. I like the number 7. If a man can imagine he is a women, it seem like you can be anything. I will be the first to feel like a number.

    • BadGiraffe on 13/05/2024 - 21:17

      At work, I'm already just a number.

  • try2bhelpful on 09/05/2024 - 15:06
    +5

    Many years ago a bunch of us were talking about our job applications. One of the guys thought spouse meant next of kin so he’d been putting his dad’s name down. This was back in the early ‘80s so I think there might’ve been a few startled HR people. The rest of us thought it was hilarious.

    • OzzyOzbourne on 11/05/2024 - 15:51
      +2

      These days he would be fast tracked to multiple promotions.

  • s1Lence on 09/05/2024 - 16:22
    +4

    i think you are confusing gender and sex, male and female would be sex instead of gender (which would be man/woman)

  • ratoloko on 09/05/2024 - 16:23

    Something else: Extraterrestrial

    PS: Humans aren't a racional specie, continuing to explore the universe to find such creatures ….

  • nobro25 on 09/05/2024 - 16:39
    +3

    What is a woman?

    • RiseAndRuin on 09/05/2024 - 20:49
      +8

      A person who complains when you buy something you see on this website…

      • Miss B on 09/05/2024 - 21:43

        I don't care what nobro25 buys, at least I have solid evidence that I'm not a woman now.

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