How do you use all your torches?

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  ozAzn on 20/07/2013 - 18:21

  light streaking (photography) like a madman. Make it seem like you're goku/naruto/[insert anime character with powers that have some sort of energy coming out of hands]

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  ilostnemo on 21/07/2013 - 01:34

  +2

  I have a solution to save battery power, vacuum during the day.

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  MrDixit on 21/07/2013 - 12:51

  I lend torches to people a lot. Now I don't have enough torches. Its a cycle.

  Also, go camping with people who don't go camping.

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  MrDixit on 21/07/2013 - 12:52

  And assume a zombie invasion could hit any minute. You need torches strategically placed near each window and door. Just in case.

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    [Deactivated] on 21/07/2013 - 13:56

    You're just giving them some light to eat your brains by…

    Seriously, if you find yourself with too many torches, just give them away as about the most appreciated gifts you could give to most people.
    I reckon about 90 percent of people (not on OzBargain) still associate LED torches with the crappy bluish light 9 LED torches sold off shop counters.
    Give them something with a high output single emitter and THEY light up!

    At least until their brains get eaten by zombies. Then, not so much.

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      scrimshaw on 21/07/2013 - 14:00

      In case of a zombie invasion, it's every man for himself. You need to carry as much loot as humanly possible and use your torches as a bartering item. After all, most people will need a torch come the zombie-apocalypse and since you have plenty of those, you can trade them off for something more useful (like a gun or can food)

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        [Deactivated] on 21/07/2013 - 15:14

        Yes, of course. What was I thinking? My hoarding starts today.

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  MrDixit on 21/07/2013 - 16:10

  Tape them together into a bigger torch. And zombies.