[Joke/Novelty] One Acre of Land on Mars $19 @ Groupon

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For the Earthling that has everything -

The Deal
$19 for one acre of land on Mars

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Highlights
Give a gift that’s out of this world - literally
Secure your place on the planet now before the rest of Earth plan to relocate in search of peace and quiet
Spark the curiosity of any astronaut with two eBooks, NASA report and map of Mars
Ideal present for someone that own enough earthly possessions

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Comments

  • +3

    This is not a bargain.

    It's a somewhat fun waste of money.

    • That's what they said about bitcoin amirite ;)

  • I think life on mars is impossible. So I will pass.

    • Was possible. Will never be terraformed as there's no magnetic shield to protect the planet from solar winds :(

      Maybe we can shave off Venus' poison atmosphere and dump it on Mars though :/

      • +1

        what about uranus

        • It's perfect, don't wanna change it ;)

        • +2

          Uranus name was changed in 2562 to stop those kinds of jokes. It's now called Urectum.

        • Apparently you can now buy square mile of Uranus from Groupon for only $9.99 — cheaper than Mars!

        • @scotty:

          That is one big ass

  • "Novel gift for entertainment purposes only"

  • read the fine print….

    "Novel gift for entertainment purposes only"

  • I'm selling 5 acres of the sun for $20!

    • is it on the day side or the night side?

      • Any side you want, sunny side up! RRP$20000!

  • +5

    Not only is is not real, the items you receive are digital only. Clever way to make $20 selling some quickly made PDF files.

    • 513 dumb people have already grabbed them, why arn't I making ebooks for $19 ?

  • Who got the rights to sell the land there .. lol ..

  • Lovely the idea, illegal to own land not on Earth (some international treaty thing) haha

  • +1

    Flat out scam, not "fun"

  • Limited time remaining!

  • kind of a scam

  • +3

    I'll trade them with my rarely use, prestine condition air guitar.

  • Some of you need to live a little…

  • +1

    Bought 2 acres for my children. At least I know they will not be homeless.

  • wow 241 people have jumped on the deal already? sheesh…

  • There is a similar "scam" for sale of land on the Moon. I intentionally put the word "scam" in my comment as lots of people believe that this is real and do not read the fine print. Another similar "scam" that comes to mind is star naming.

    There are no international treaties about ownership of land on Moon/Mars. All you would get for $20 is a PDF saying you have land on Mars/Moon. I can sell you one for $15 if you want :-)

  • Will have to wait for JB $1 land ….

  • +1

    Can you please trade my 5 Acres of Land on Moon with 2 Acres of Mars ? i hardly use it.

    • Swapping 1000 hectare on mars for 100 acres in nsw/qld/nt

  • Just in case anyone does take this rubbish seriously there's a law in place phoibiting any person from being able to own any part or whole of a celestial body other than earth.

    I normally declare that I own the moon by writing it with my finger on the shower window and that'll hold up in court just as well as giving these people your money.

    • Post is from 2015 and it's still getting comments :P

    • That's an Earth law - doesn't apply to Martians ;)

      If you have the forces to defend it you can claim any land as your own.

      • According to Hollywood, aliens from galaxy far far away always just come and snatch up whatever planets they want without giving a @#$& about this "law" you are talking about…

  • Like the Chinese just built a base in middle of Australian Territory in Antarctica

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