[AMA] I'm awake at 0230 local

[Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 02:32

Shoot me a question - ask me anything you like

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  • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 02:38
    +3

    Why are you awake?

    • Tech5 on 16/11/2016 - 02:38
      +5

      This man asks the real questions

    • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 02:40

      Great first question. Thanks TB. Well to be honest I just can't sleep but that's a boring answer. I'm actually watching ozbargain waiting for a great click frenzy deal to fill in the night.

  • trustnoone on 16/11/2016 - 02:51
    +2

    If you walked out of a time machine and saw dinosaurs with guns, would you assume you went forward in time or backwards in time?

    • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 03:01

      Either way it would be tense but I would assume the future. Scientists recently modified the genes in a chicken embryo to develop the dinosaur-esque fibulas in their lower legs so it is possible that we will have dinosaurs return in the future.

    • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 11:32

      you can't assume anything. you may have walked out of the time machine without travelling through time at all. the mere existence of a time machine means someone could have gone into the past and brought a dinosaur into the current time, or any other time.

  • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 04:07

    I'm still here. Anyone?

    • sparkles on 16/11/2016 - 04:18

      Hello, I'm here. It's 4.15am. I helped someone move furniture yesterday and am awake because I am feeling all sorts of pain. I think I've done my back…..and my hip.

      • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 04:39
        +1

        I feel your pain. To get your sparkle back take a Bex and have a good lie down*

        *Any medical advice given should be taken in conjunction with the PDS at www.dr_tb.com.au/pds

  • rompastompa on 16/11/2016 - 04:54

    How nice is it outside right now?

    • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 05:01
      +2

      Where I am at the moment it's raining cats and dogs. I went outside to read the rain gauge and stepped on a poodle.

      • rompastompa on 16/11/2016 - 05:02

        According to your profile, you're in the bath.

        • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 05:03

          Just hopped back in. Nice.

        • rompastompa on 16/11/2016 - 05:09

          @TightBottom: it's 0208 here, will I still be awake at 0230?

        • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 05:15

          yes

        • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 05:30

          Was I right?

        • rompastompa on 16/11/2016 - 05:31

          @TightBottom: yes.. Are you a clairvoyant?

        • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 05:35
          +9

          i did study it for a while but had to quit due to unforeseen circumstances

        • rompastompa on 16/11/2016 - 05:37

          And now it just started raining… Are you me 3 hours into the future?!

        • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 05:41

          While completely plausible I think it's unlikely on this occasion.

  • blitz on 16/11/2016 - 08:27
    +1

    Are you still awake? #madlad

    • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 08:30

      You bet.

      • blitz on 16/11/2016 - 20:22

        How about now?

        • [Deactivated] on 19/11/2016 - 20:11

          Sorry. Just woke up

        • blitz on 20/11/2016 - 01:18

          I hope you do another one of these soon!

  • Ryanek on 16/11/2016 - 08:48

    It's the meth isn't it?

    • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 09:20

      Life is my drug of choice

      • Ryanek on 16/11/2016 - 09:21

        Ahh life… the slowest killer of us all.

        • altomic on 16/11/2016 - 19:52

          And the most addictive

  • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 09:21

    did you sleep?

    • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 09:22

      Going on 24 hours now so a nanna nap is not far away.

      • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 09:23

        stay off the ice next time

  • [Deactivated] on 16/11/2016 - 11:34

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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