[April Fools] Canned Unicorn Meat, 5.5 Ounce (155 Grams), (USD $15.02, AUD $19.70), 50% off

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Yum, yum. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

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Comments

  • +1

    What's the Nutrition Information?

    • +9

      Not sure, but possible side-effects include horniness.

    • +1

      Not sure but it pairs nicely with avocado

  • Is the stuffing gluten free?

  • 🦄 lol wtf

  • Horn included for extra nutrition

  • is this seedless?

  • I bought this for my vego friend and she loved it!

  • Undank.

  • "Sometimes I'm at work in a meeting and I start to giggle thinking about the dismembered unicorn in my pantry"

  • Voldemort apparently loves this stuff!

  • +1

    If you eat it do you fart rainbows?

  • what's today

  • Oh yes, no need to wait for Spam on sale.

  • So since today is April 1st, does that mean spam and joke posts are OK to post? This whole ENE and "Classic" posts, as well as these spam ones, are annoying and not funny any more.

    • +1

      Lol. Why so serious?? Try getting a sense of humour for at least one day of the year. It helps your inner peace :)

    • +2

      How is this an april fools joke? It is a legit gag product on sale at 50% off.
      It is simply a mini stuffed unicorn in pieces that is inside a can.

  • yum

  • Feed this to your rabbits.

    Its how skittles are made.

  • I'm glad this one's a joke too: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00UGM9LHK

  • I love how this needs a prefix April Fools! For a moment there I forgot myself and thought unicorns were real

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