Many Bats in My Garden, How Many Bats Are Too Many Bats?

Hundreds, if not thousands of bats have taken up residence in the trees outside my tabernacle. I don't mind the odd smattering of bats here and there and I'm certainly not a bat hater. I'd just wish that around 60% of them would sling their hook.

So, the question is, how many bats are too many bats?

Poll Options

  • 4
    zero bats
  • 17
    one bat
  • 8
    100 bats
  • 1
    1000 bats
  • 3
    10,000 bats
  • 4
    unlimited bats
  • 5
    cricket bats
  • 4
    sandpaper

Comments

  • +2

    wut

  • Gazillion.

  • -1

    Anything more than zero is too many.

  • +2

    Are you talking about flying fox or tiny microbats (like bentwing)?

  • Don't let them poop on your car. Or your Paint Protection (TM) may be voided.

    • paint protection is a joke to begin with, the money you spend for this, better get your car wrap..

  • Nothing much you can do about it other than cut down all their roosting trees.

    24.96 bats are too many on average.

  • Just Batman

  • -1

    Better de-list your place from AirBNB. Those rats with wings are going to trash your place so bad, you'll end up on A Current Affair.

  • Batshit is Guano, guano is good shit.

  • +1

    Yes.

  • bats = profit
    make guano blowls, very collectible..

  • +3

    I have batts in my ceiling. They keep the place warm in winter.

    • +2

      i like pink batts

  • get a high pressure hose and scare them away
    or stand outside, they might mistake you for a scarecrow.

    • Am I allowed to scare them under Australia law?

      • +3

        Depends. I scare everyone but police haven't arrested me. Maybe they are scared.

      • +1

        they're trespassing , you have every right to scare them away

  • Is this an all day roosting colony group, or night feeding on fruit trees ?

    • Night time only.

      • Surely bats feeding on trees while the fruit is ripe is hardly "thousands of bats have taken up residence".
        I have a colony near me and get 1 or 2 bats in ripe fruit trees in my yard.
        No big deal.
        If they are not on your property you can't do anything.

        • I didn't go around counting them individually and giving them cute names But I'd estimate there are around 1500 bats. Thanks for the help jm48, brilliant.

        • @Zedsdeadbabyzedsdead:
          Wow that's a lot.
          Are you living on acreage or a suburban block ?

        • @jm48: Acreage. Tonight there are hardly any though. Nature is such a mystery at times.

        • @Zedsdeadbabyzedsdead:
          The fruiting season is often only a month or so.
          Do you know what type of tree they were gathered in, like a fig ?
          Maybe you're near a commercial fruit plantation ?
          Their liquid droppings aren't nice when they land on your house or car.

  • +1

    i would probably get rabies vaccination.

  • It is too many when you have too much shit to clean. I am sure you are flies and mosquitos free in your backyard

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