Pump 2 Fit $9.99 + P&H

Exactly like the one from the South Park infomercial without the jizz!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYmnP7VOyo4

Listen up ladies- lose those bingo wings and get toned, sexy arms in just minutes a day. There’s no need for you to feel self-conscious in those pretty sleeveless tops after using the Pump 2 Fit. You can do it in the privacy of your own home and emerge looking glorious after all that not-so-hard work.

Comments

  • +2

    lol somebody's gonna get offended by the word jizz

    • +13

      Of course, OzBargain's censorship is worse than China's great firewall.

      • +2

        Say goodbye to the 2 post above mine (and mine as well). Soon to be deleted and replaced with the word 'Off-topic'

  • LOL the shake weight. At that price you can have one per hand :D

    Jizz isn't a bad word.

  • +7

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

    The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants

  • +6

    LMAO, i'd be an instant pro at this! :D .. great for those who would like to become ambidextrous

    • I can't see how this thing is going to help me live in water and on land.

      • Errm me thinks that you're thinking of "amphibious". Ambidextrous means you are able to use both hands with equalish proficiency eg write legibly with both right and left hands.

        • +1

          That's okay my sense of humour isn't for everyone. My daughters think it's a riot when I work this into conversation straight faced.

          (Echoes of Milhouse insisting "My mum says I'm cool"…)

  • +3

    Lol, alright price, but the thing does next to nothing in reality though

  • +6

    Sadly a factory somewhere in China is producing this crap, where all the employees have to come in everyday and think "FML".

  • +2

    Lol. Considering buying a couple of these, nice gag gifts. :)

    • +2

      I'm thinking about getting one of these for my girlfriend as a gag gift… her expression would be priceless :D

      • +1

        why would you want to buy one when you can give your partner one for free?

  • love that youtube clip!

  • My friend still wont believe that this is a real product after seeing the SP ep first.

  • Does this model have the refreshing cooling spray come out one end when the workout is over?

  • +2

    yeah i'm sure you would love that 'happy ending' wouldn't you??

    "Listen up ladies- lose those bingo wings" thanks to that recent current affairs bit on the fat reduction they're also known as tuck-shop arms!

  • +1 just for the south park reference
    BTW that damn cheap!

  • Hey a nice old fashioned, haven't had one of these in a while.

  • +5

    This is gonna blow the lid off the exercise industry.

  • This just isn't the same sans the 'Heart Monitor'.

  • have you seen this advertised on TV. It reminds me of a sex toy and it just look so….. 'wrong'.
    I am not offended by it, just think it's silly.

  • nice one, +1 for me, only thing stop me is the shipping, take ages to arrive from nz…

  • OMFG Priceless! Hows it going to sell jizzless? better or worse ?

  • +7

    Oh come on ladies, there are better ways of achieving the same motion while helping a fella out ;)

    • lol

  • love the vid ;)

  • Going into sleep mode.

  • +5

    tag "hj"

    • OMG LOL.

      Alas, it is the only product that falls under that tag.

  • your cab fare.

    • +1

      so i'm guessing that's how YOU pay…

  • Most LoL'd bargain. LoL South Park.

  • I couldn't believe this wasn't a joke. Checked the calendar; nope not April 1 yet.
    Then I found the video on this site:
    http://www.shakeweight.com.au/

    Giggity.

  • wow this is great

    ps, jizz described it all

  • This whole post and thread belongs in the forums As dman has already indicated in the categories.

    • Entertainment
    • Exercise
    • hj
    • laugh out loud
    • south park

    Nice joke and clever linking by the OP and others here, but do we really want a bargain site to be cluttered with Spam and jokes on our main page, which reduces space for real bargains.

    And for a group of you who are soooo into bargains, with one exception no one questions the price or P&H costs. If only this reflected some new benevolence by many of our most critical voters here… I wish LOL

    Not to say we all dont enjoy a laugh and some fun banter, ( I liked the Utube links very clever) BUT if this is left where do we stop?

    By being in the forums those who enjoy this can do so, and there is less need to censor off colour and off topic posts

    So the fun continues - but dont let it get too off colour this is a G rated site…

Login or Join to leave a comment