Mens Underwear with Pouch - Recommendations

Noblejoker on 09/11/2018 - 12:33

Can anyone recommend me some comfortable and decent quality mens underwear
Specifically I would like to try some with the pouch system for your meat and veg
Must be a mid-life crisis when the danglers hang lower I guess
My current Bonds numbers don't seem to 'lift and hold' and I find myself with pinching or crushing

I keep seeing facebook and instagram ads for the best "bamboo pouch magical unicorn whatever" undies and their subliminal advertising is working on me

Trunks slight preference but briefs ok
Thanks for any suggestions

Fashion & Apparel Boxer Briefs Underwear

Comments

  • Yummy on 09/11/2018 - 12:37
    +1

    Maybe point your meat upwards?

    • Noblejoker on 09/11/2018 - 12:50
      +4

      As a young man it always seemed to pointing skyward but as I approach 50 gravity is a real thing
      In truth the real problem is probably the lower dangle of the bag than the angle of the bat

  • tdrive on 09/11/2018 - 12:47
    +4

    Aussiebum wonderjock

    • Noblejoker on 09/11/2018 - 12:55

      Looks ok - $20 a pair give or take

      • payton on 09/11/2018 - 13:08

        definitely try AussieBum, this is their specialty, they have so many different styles
        wait for a Sale event if you can

        • John Kimble on 09/11/2018 - 13:10
          +2

          Their specialty is supporting particularly droopy balls?

          • payton on 09/11/2018 - 13:16

            @John Kimble: droopy, oversized, horse sized, one product suits many!

  • John Kimble on 09/11/2018 - 12:51
    +8

    Here for the comments

    • Noblejoker on 09/11/2018 - 12:56
      +13

      I am just here for the 'support'
      :)

    • follow on 09/11/2018 - 12:56
      +3

      Larry Longballs

      • Noblejoker on 09/11/2018 - 12:58
        +3

        'Curb Your Enthusiam' mate

  • John Kimble on 09/11/2018 - 13:09
    +1

    What about the ones the honey badger flogs?

    • Seraphin7 on 09/11/2018 - 13:36

      I don't think the Honey Badger's into that sort of thing.

    • Noblejoker on 09/11/2018 - 14:08
      +2

      I wouldn't touch anything the Badgr has flogged ;)

  • thord on 09/11/2018 - 14:02
    +3

    Boxers are the best to wear for your health. It's not good to move everything up close to your body as your natural heat regulation gets messed up. Just grab and readjust as required throughout the day. WGAF.

    • Ryanek on 09/11/2018 - 14:08
      +2

      This guy knows his undies.

    • subywagon on 09/11/2018 - 16:21
      +1

      Very true. My junk starts to ache if I wear tight underwear. Boxers all the way.

    • brauhem on 09/11/2018 - 19:42
      +1

      I agree, but wearing shorts and boxers can lead to wardrobe malfunctions.

  • kahn on 09/11/2018 - 19:46
    +2

    I recommend Obviously underwear. Get some on discount as they are a bit expensive. I grabbed about twenty pairs when they had their last sale. I thought they were pricing errors, so I didn't post the deal here (sorry, guys!). They are also available from the two links below.

    I don't rate Aussiebum at all as they are just cotton undies (I chucked most of mine away). I do have a couple of pairs of their micro modal undies but I don't think they sell them anymore.

    To check out other brands, I recommend these two sites:
    Fresh Pair
    Dugg

    Edit: There are cheaper alternatives on ebay, aliexpress, etc but you'd have to experiment to find a good fit. Bamboo underwear is fine, but it really needs some lycra (~10%) to keep its shape.

    • Noblejoker on 10/11/2018 - 23:03

      Hey - Obviously look pretty good. Gunna sign up for newsletter and wait for a discount/sale

  • hawkeye on 10/11/2018 - 23:26

    Take a holiday and find a nice hot young beautiful spanner to re-tension your nuts every night for a couple of weeks. then repeat as needed

    • Noblejoker on 10/11/2018 - 23:40

      Interesting concept but I suspect my wife would rather I buy underwear

      • Lps on 11/11/2018 - 08:57

        Yah, same. My wench would have a prob with the wrench.

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