This is a free sample of Poise feminine incontinence protection.
Two samples are permitted per household. (Not sure how the two samples per address works. I am thinking you get two of whatever protection you choose. Perhaps you are allowed to sign up twice in order to receive a second choice of protection.)
Sorry guys, this is geared towards women. Maybe you can surprise your significant other or something.
gonna get some to reenact the tv ad where the guy uses it as armor plating