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$29 for 1 Hour Japanese Massage [Qld]

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$29 for 1 Hour Japanese Massage [Qld]
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truebargains on 22/06/2011 - 07:24 spreets.com.au (915 clicks)
Last edited 22/06/2011 - 13:18 by 1 other user

Highlights:

  • Relax with a sensational Japanese-style massage at Temomin Japanese Massage
  • $29 for $75 value and a full heavenly hour!
  • Temomin is a fabricated Japanese word where “te” means hands and “momi” means massage! Which means: you’ll be in the best hands at Temomin Japanese Massage!
  • The massage itself is a combination of kneading, compression and stretching aimed at relaxing and lengthening your tight muscles
  • No oil is used as your massage therapist will be working right through your clothing – it’s the ultimate for a quick tune-up!
  • Ideal and effective if you’re suffering from headaches, neck, shoulder and back pain or just want a muscle-melting Japanese massage
  • Choose from four convenient locations with two in Brisbane’s CBD, one in Fortitude Valley and one at Surfers Paradise

The Fine Print:

  • Bookings are essential and subject to availability, call your selected location to book.
  • One voucher per person
  • Can buy multiples as gifts
  • Not available with any other offer
  • Not redeemable for cash
  • Voucher valid from 23/6/11 - 23/9/11
  • Health fund rebate not available on this offer
  • 24-hour cancellation policy applies
  • 4 locations to choose from.: Shop 24a, Level 1 Broadway on the Mall 170 Queen Street, BRISBANE QLD 4000 Tel: 07-3211-2388, Ground Floor, Shop 21 Rowes Arcade 215 Adelaide Street, BRISBANE QLD 4000 Tel: 07-3221-5288, Shop 39 Valley Metro (Home to Fortitude Valley Station) 230 Brunswick Street, BRISBANE QLD 4006 Tel: 07-3666-0008 , Shop 2, 27 Orchid Avenue SURFERS PARADISE QLD 4217 TEL: 07-5531-7214.

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  • truebargains on 22/06/2011 - 07:25

    Deal is active now mods

    • [Deactivated] on 22/06/2011 - 09:30
      +4

      Last time warning - You have been here long enough to know NOT to post inactive deals from group bargain sites. Then when its been deleted you are NOT to repost. Got it.

      You push the boundaries here and they will bite you back.

      • overlook on 22/06/2011 - 10:31
        +15

        well there are alot of deals posted that aint active yet. But many mods looked right past and didnt care. They said it was for us to decide. Reckon you should to do the same

        • outlander on 22/06/2011 - 12:55
          -8

          If you have advice for the moderating team, you should start a thread in the forum or send a private message.

      • overlook on 22/06/2011 - 10:31

        dupe

      • eug on 22/06/2011 - 11:26

        just wondering, would posting about a sale that starts this weekend be considered an "inactive deal" since it's not available till then?

        Personally I stay away from these group bargain things. After the car wash fiasco I have images of these poor shops being flooded with people wanting cheap deals, who end up getting a half-arsed job as the shop is too busy.

      • abc on 22/06/2011 - 11:29
        +3

        Shouldn't Ozbargainers get a heads up prior to deals becoming active before they become Ozbargained? :)

        • SomeGuyOnOzB on 22/06/2011 - 12:08
          +7

          When the group bargains first came out, we had no limitation on "until active". But as we got flooded with inactive deals from all the sites, it became unwieldy.

          There was a further problem where deals would be posted that never became active. In which case, there really was no deal to be had; it opened up another way for businesses to just get free advertising. (eg 10,000 people have to opt into a deal for Melbournians to receive mystery boxes valued at over $10 or something)

          So, allowing inactive deals has already been trialled and it just opens up the site to deals that don't eventuate and increases flooding.

        • flipstardirect on 22/06/2011 - 13:35

          I do understand where the mods are coming from with this (as imagine if you click on a deal and it turns out that it didn't become 'active' since a certain amount of people didn't buy/register interest). For deals like these, maybe enforce the requirement of listing after when the deal starts and it is confirmed to be active (most of these 'online 1 day deal' sites update a counter for the target number of people needed for a deal to be active. i.e. If the deal was offered today at 12:00pm AEST, on 22/6, only post these types of 'deals' once the active requirement has been fulfilled and you're certain that the deal is up for grabs from the time you post it. :)

        • TCM on 22/06/2011 - 13:36

          Personally I would think that the "until active" is not really necessary given that a good deal would get enough votes by ozbargainers to reach the front page, and subsequently become active or even ozbargained. Bad deals generally get voted down and disappear from us in no time. Those who spam will get blocked in the same way as we treat any other spammers so using this theory we shouldn't really have a problem.

        • flipstardirect on 22/06/2011 - 14:56

          Yeah I guess it's really up to the people :) There are too many different kinds of deals out there

  • PorkHunt on 22/06/2011 - 07:32
    +26

    Does it include everything up to, but obviously not including sex?

  • markis on 22/06/2011 - 07:38
    +55

    no sex is a deal breaker now guy :(

    • Brooklyn99 on 22/06/2011 - 08:15

      LOL!!!

    • chacha on 22/06/2011 - 12:00
      +3

      i like the title lol

      • no_mercy on 22/06/2011 - 12:52
        +1

        like sex

  • Toshi on 22/06/2011 - 07:43

    Could u pls include QLD only in the subject…Thanks

    • Toshi on 22/06/2011 - 08:01

      Thank you for updating.

  • wozz on 22/06/2011 - 07:50
    +8

    agreed with PorkHunt - happy endings ok? I like this one because I can tell my wife i'm getting a massage with NO SEX and just not mention the tuggerific pleasure

  • truebargains on 22/06/2011 - 07:51

    I put that there stir up a response.

    • wozz on 22/06/2011 - 08:13
      +1

      so there is or aint happy endings? I'm confused. Maybe u should add to the description

    • jug_head on 22/06/2011 - 11:21
      -6

      yeah ha ha ha…..ha. So very funny. you comedian.

      Look its no real big deal and yeah its funny in casual conversation and we all get the joke. But I still don't like the use of it in public forums like this mostly because the joke is associated with a reputable business. I have no problem with having a laugh about the concept in general but not when associated with a commercial enterprise.

      Having said that, I'm not the fun police so you can all go about your business. Just expressing my opinion

      • owenhwh on 22/06/2011 - 12:35
        +2

        Nanny states - Australia Says NO.

    • pauly on 22/06/2011 - 23:55

      I put that there stir up a response.

      You, sir, have just admitted to trolling.

      I get it that it's nice to have a bit of fun sometimes, but please take the deals section seriously. Do it in the forums if you feel you must spread some laughs. However please do this in moderation. Posting every single question you have as a separate thread in the forums will not help your cause. A blog is more appropriate for that. Just saying…

      Now back to the deal, spreets appear to be down. I'm getting redirected to http://hightraffic.spreets.com.au/ with the message:

      The Spreets team is making a few improvements on the site right now but we'll be back in a tick!

  • mustkill on 22/06/2011 - 08:01
    +4

    Not going cause of no sex :(

  • scrimshaw on 22/06/2011 - 08:01
    +1

    Haha, a true bargain indeed! + from me

  • Keef on 22/06/2011 - 08:08
    +8

    What about post massage self service?

  • [Deactivated] on 22/06/2011 - 08:10
    -6

    Wakey wakey mods.

  • aldog on 22/06/2011 - 08:12
    +5

    Goes down well with liking the Ansell bargain earlier :)
    Birthday treat, perhaps?

  • retiredfeline on 22/06/2011 - 08:19
    +9

    What about other states? Do they have sex? :)

  • oz-dxer on 22/06/2011 - 08:28
    +25

    For $29 it is interesting wording….."lengthening your tight muscle"
    Maybe worth a visit after all???

    Not sure i could last an hour though.

  • sportsguy on 22/06/2011 - 08:35

    Sounds like most people want all the options when they go.. !!

  • AL008 on 22/06/2011 - 08:45
    +2

    Does "No Sex" apply to the Brunswick Street one as well?

  • truebargains on 22/06/2011 - 08:57
    +2

    there is no sex anywhere. unless you ask/befriend them and later…

    • diamondtouch1 on 22/06/2011 - 10:16
      +13

      So you're telling me there's a chance….. YEAH!

      • [Deactivated] on 22/06/2011 - 13:16

        awesome!

  • John Dough on 22/06/2011 - 09:42

    So not on the First massage, but maybe on the second or third massage?

  • kinglaiho on 22/06/2011 - 09:51
    +15

    Is sex implied in every deal that doesn't explicitly state "No sex"?

    • diamondtouch1 on 22/06/2011 - 10:17

      yay, nerf doesn't usually mean sex

      • JayM on 22/06/2011 - 10:52

        Depends which way you look at what you're getting……

    • mick123 on 22/06/2011 - 12:00
      +8

      yes.

      $29 facial - NO SEX
      $49 Blow and Wave - NO SEX
      $2.99 ADSL Splitter - oooh yeah… giggidy

  • fordprefect on 22/06/2011 - 10:00
    +2

    lol at the no sex +1

  • A Banana4scale on 22/06/2011 - 10:12
    +2

    can we do the massage on other people instead of them doing it on us? I might pay $29 for THAT

  • jv on 22/06/2011 - 10:27
    +3

    Japanese Massage - NO SEX

    has anyone tried Googling this ??? :O

    • A Banana4scale on 22/06/2011 - 12:21
      +1

      ctrl + shift + n/p

      Good find!

  • [Deactivated] on 22/06/2011 - 10:39
    +1

    i wonder when kings court will do a spreets deal

  • sonicentropy on 22/06/2011 - 10:47
    +23

    Reminds me of when I was in Tokyo last year me and a mate went for a massage in Akihabara, We got a brochure off a girl girl dressed in a maid costume, we went up this stairwell to a small room and asked for a massage (without any special endings), then led into to seperate rooms with a couch, there another maid pulled my head onto her lap and cleaned my ears. WTF talk about lost in translation.

    • kurichigo on 22/06/2011 - 10:54
      +1

      lol

    • ops2000 on 22/06/2011 - 11:17
      +7

      Maybe he asked for an Earjob.

      • jv on 22/06/2011 - 11:32
        +9

        Wax on… Wax off…

    • [Deactivated] on 22/06/2011 - 11:31
      -5

      cool story bro

    • jv on 22/06/2011 - 11:33
      +15

      pulled my head onto her lap and cleaned my ears.

      Did you ask for an "aural" ???

      • flipstardirect on 22/06/2011 - 13:37

        Yeah the whole motherly roleplaying thing is quite popular for a certain niche of people in Japan :) srsly

  • tsunamisurfer on 22/06/2011 - 11:01
    +1

    You cannot have a 'full heavenly hour' sans sex.

    I'm calling Fair Trading!

  • rurouni on 22/06/2011 - 11:05
    +2

    So Sex only apply if we don't use the coupon? :)

  • gimme on 22/06/2011 - 11:08
    +5

    Judging from the HANDS in the picture, I think I'll pass on the happy ending.

  • thanhyo on 22/06/2011 - 11:09

    do they give baby massage :)

  • joeno on 22/06/2011 - 11:38
    +1

    Are there happy endings for women too?

    • giggles on 22/06/2011 - 13:18

      They mostly fake them.

  • mick123 on 22/06/2011 - 11:53
    +1

    do you get the happy ending if you pay full price ($75)?

    Its like getting a coupon for a dinner meal and the serving that comes is like half the size of normal serve.

  • alex001 on 22/06/2011 - 12:02
    +1

    it doesnt hurt to ask, bros

  • Aap Ke Papa on 22/06/2011 - 12:24
    +1

    a happy ending is a must for ozbargainers

  • ltwo on 22/06/2011 - 12:34
    +2

    seriously though, where can we get happy endings in australia?

    • owenhwh on 22/06/2011 - 12:38
      -1

      when the Govt ditches their carbon tax.

      • ltwo on 22/06/2011 - 12:41
        +3

        not that sort of happy ending.

        • alex001 on 22/06/2011 - 12:51
          +2

          look up m2m in your local paper bro

  • punkfans on 22/06/2011 - 12:51
    +1

    No sex? what is included then?

    • bohn on 22/06/2011 - 13:05
      +1

      Big hands touching you..

  • davedrastic on 22/06/2011 - 13:06
    +7

    Just a comment. I don't see the point of having (excessive) moderation within this site, and the negative system.

    Why so many rules and barriers to posting information? I simply don't get it. Too many listings here I scroll down at the comments, to get some kind of feedback in regards to the product/service provider, but no, the comments are riddled with complaints against the poster of the offer, for this reason or that. Oh you can get this product for a dollar cheaper from a store you've never heard of, so it's not a bargain.

    Gees, shouldnt this site be about the community posting offers for the benefit of other community participants. Shoudn't the tendency be towards praising the poster of such offers, as they did choose to take up their own time by sharing the information.

    If the community, the forum dwellers and the mods are to continue to have this negative and complaining attitude then I just don't see how it encourages people to participate.

    Sure, I can understand the need for some rules, for some level of establishing that the posts are likely to be of interest and benefit to some but frankly you guys take it too far.

    This site should be about informing people of special offers, not berating those that try to do that but somehow infringe upon an arbitrary rule.

    • jv on 22/06/2011 - 13:22
      +2

      then I just don't see how it encourages people to participate.

      yet, they still do…. weird huh ????????

    • illumination on 22/06/2011 - 18:31

      You're right.. there are many people here who are negative towards the poster.
      However, even though I generally agree with what you say, I don't see what's wrong with people posting up comments saying "you can get this a dollar cheaper at [whatever shop]". I mean, that's just simple logic right? If you find it cheaper elsewhere, you will go to that place to buy it.

      The person suggesting the alternative shop should not berate the OP. It should be a mere comment.
      and
      think about it, if the OP never posted it to begin with, then other people who've read the comments would not have known about the cheaper bargain elsewhere. So in that sense, yes they should be thanking the OP, but sometimes the OP just takes it personally and feels personally offended by a red negative (and sometimes users do personally attack the OP).

      • davedrastic on 22/06/2011 - 20:15

        Sure a dollar lower might well be more of a bargain, but that doesn't necessarily detract from the original offer. You won't necessarily buy it from the cheaper store. You may have had a bad experience with them. You may prefer to shop at a store that you're more familiar with.

        Exactly, what's wrong with a bit of duplication - it's not necessarily the worst thing in the world.

        I think it's only natural for OPs to take negative feedback personally. They're entering a community by doing the right thing and taking their time out to inform others of something that might benefit them. Then they're basically being called idiots for this reason or that.

        Don't get me wrong, I think Ozbargains is a great site, and I think it's great that there is an active community, but if there's so much vitriol and hate going round it won't last and won't grow to the extent that it otherwise could. No matter, someone else will come up with an alternative and make it a more friendly place.

  • [Deactivated] on 22/06/2011 - 13:18

    Can I neg this because of no sex? Obviously not a bargain :D

    • jv on 22/06/2011 - 13:23
      +2

      Obviously not a bargain

      why? how much do you normally pay?

  • giggles on 22/06/2011 - 13:31
    +5

    Hey I just noticed that NO SEX has been removed from the description - does that mean that sex IS included now?

    Luv you long time sailor boy (at least 1 hour GI-Joe)

  • Aap Ke Papa on 22/06/2011 - 13:43
    +1

    If you concentrate on the image posted, the girl is the one giving massage to a person lying directly beneath her head, and she has a helper, for a perfect hourly heavenly massage

  • [Deactivated] on 22/06/2011 - 14:03
    -3

    MOD!this post was ruined by useless comments. time to close this deal down like myer $113 pps deal?

    • retiredfeline on 22/06/2011 - 14:10
      +4

      The OP brought it on by gratuitously adding NO SEX to the title. If he had left it alone, the deal would have not attracted any humourous attention. We are adults here and we understand that this is not a wink-wink establishment.

      Anyway what's the problem? You can still read the description without reading the comments.

  • phobaphobic on 22/06/2011 - 15:28
    +4

    The NO SEX has been removed. Does this mean there is now sex?

    • jv on 22/06/2011 - 17:11
      +1

      Have mods confirmed this ????

  • tsunamisurfer on 22/06/2011 - 16:40
    +2

    Now I know how to get exposure in Ozb.

    Coles Weekly Specials - 50% Vegemite, No Sex.

  • JepunK on 22/06/2011 - 17:44

    people who registered on the Ansell facebook deal will be dissapointed when they see this…LOL

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