Something Like Bee-Keepers Wear, for Small Flies

So, it's Fly Season again…

This time, I want to try
a passive defence:

While reading or working
Online, sitting Outside,
I don't want to be dis-
crafted…

Just saw the web site of
a short-lived. Beekeeping-
attire vendor, & decided
to look around for some
veils with a short-cylin-
drical shadecloth (with round hats in-
side)

Comments

  • +3

    Google would have been quicker than raising this forum post

    Here you go: https://www.ebay.com.au/i/401670875831?chn=ps&norover=1&mkev…

  • +2

    Little Fly
    Thy summer's play,
    My thoughtless hand
    Has brush'd away.

    Am not I
    A fly like thee?
    Or art not thou
    A man like me?

    For I dance
    And drink & sing;
    Till some blind hand
    Shall brush my wing.

    If thought is life
    And strength & breath;
    And the want
    Of thought is death;

    Then am I
    A happy fly,
    If I live,
    Or if I die.

    The Fly - William Blake

    • rapturous applause

    • +1

      I heard a Fly buzz - when I died - (591)
      BY EMILY DICKINSON

      I heard a Fly buzz - when I died -
      The Stillness in the Room
      Was like the Stillness in the Air -
      Between the Heaves of Storm -

      The Eyes around - had wrung them dry -
      And Breaths were gathering firm
      For that last Onset - when the King
      Be witnessed - in the Room -

      I willed my Keepsakes - Signed away
      What portion of me be
      Assignable - and then it was
      There interposed a Fly -

      With Blue - uncertain - stumbling Buzz -
      Between the light - and me -
      And then the Windows failed - and then
      I could not see to see

  • +1

    for small flies

    Velcro?

  • +1

    All camping shops sell fly nets to fit over a hat and different types of hats with built-in fly netting.
    I work outdoors a lot in rural areas - I would go stark raving mad in summer without a fly net on my head.

  • Something Like Bee-Keepers Wear, for Small Flies

    I had no idea Small Flies wanted to beecome Apairists…

  • Is dis-crafted when a craftsman breaks something he has made?

    • It's when you go to buy a chair and a hipster woodworker gives you a bunch of branches and charges your a premium…

      • +1

        This gives me an idea for farmers markets…

  • I've found that either buttons or zips work OK for small flies.

  • +3

    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly;

    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
    There was an old lady who swallowed a spider;
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
    There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
    How absurd to swallow a bird!

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider;
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
    There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
    Fancy that! She swallowed a cat!

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider;
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
    There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
    What a hog, to swallow a dog!

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider;
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
    There was an old lady who swallowed a goat;
    She just open her throat to swallow a goat!

    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider;
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
    There was an old lady who swallowed a cow;
    I don't know how she swallowed a cow!

    She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider;
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
    There was an old lady who swallowed a horse;

    …She's dead, of course!

    • +1

      Haven’t we all been there before, metaphorically.

  • Many times I've pondered
    Why, oh why, doesn't
    OzBargain have a
    poetry forum?

  • In reality I would create something like a day bed mosquito net arrangement. Who wants to read through a mesh veil.

  • It's called
    A CORK
    HAAT!
    LOOK IT

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