Best Coronavirus holiday deals?

Im hearing reports of insane holiday deals at the moment because of Corona. Can anyone recommend any tasty deals to travel? Preferably closer to Melbourne, ie Noumea etc?

Thanks!!

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  • +17

    i saw this ad, do you want to know the details?
    "free flight to Wuhan, experience it once in a lifetime before too late"

    • +8

      Guaranteed extra 2 weeks off work!

      • *If you survive.

        • -2

          If you have survived a cold before you will survive

          • +9

            @slow: Username checks out.

        • *If you survive.

          And if you don't, you got the rest off work.

      • Go once, enjoy the rest of your life!

      • +1

        Unless you work at my work (large corporate in Australia) - where we are instead guaranteed of being forced to take 2 weeks extra of your annual leave if you have to self-quarantine at home. If you have no remaining leave you have to stay home unpaid (no sick leave allowed).

        They are probably doing this so people don't take advantage of the Govt rules for self-quarantine to get 2 weeks off work or 2 weeks working from home without being fired.

        • Unless you get the virus so you can use your sick leave!

  • +8

    Epping, Sydney

  • Leaving for Singapore tomorrow. Will have less cases and no deaths compared to Australia by next week at this rate.

    • +2

      and more toilet paper!!!! yeehaaaaa!!!

      • +7

        If you buy more than $300 of TP, you can claim GST via TRS

        • +7

          So… a six pack then?

      • Someone I follow on twitter who lives in the UK said it's happened at his local stores too. The stupid is spreading.

  • Noumea etc?

    Most ports in the south pacific are closed to cruise ships, Noumea has some meeting today and maybe closing as of tomorrow.

    So while cruises are 'cheap' they really go nowhere.

    • Wasn't residents of one of the island nations pelting cruise ship passengers with rocks and bottles as they disembarked?

      • That was Réunion Island, off Africa.

  • +21

    They are often posted to this traffic ticket website: http://ozbargain.com.au

    • +2

      I think they also do insurance disputes.

  • if no one has reported it in that country, go there

    • So. North Korea then.

      • A bit hard since you have to go get to China first

  • +2

    If you book a cruise they often extend it for a couple of weeks at no extra cost.

    • Will I get this with my Whitsundays cruise? Or is it international only?

    • and u get free porn
      free trip to Darwin or christmas island!

  • +3

    China, Italy, Iran and South Korea are all good bargain destinations. The bonus is that the government will also give you an extra 2 week holiday on Christmas Island on the way back.

  • What’s everyone’s thought on this idea, Why doesn’t our governemnt allow domestic trips up to 1k , allowed to be a tax deduction. Stimulates the domestic tourism issue, gets money flowing. Better than what Rudd did and just hand it out.

    • People would just abuse it by buying holidays off family and friends etc

      • +1

        Must be flights and hotel bookings, who then pay tax, more than 200kms from your residence, something along those lines

    • +10

      First home holidaymaker’s grant

    • +3

      Why would the liberals want people to be able to travel on Taxpayer's money? They have a word for those kinds of people - Politicians

    • Tax deduction to marginal liberal seats?

    • Yeah great idea - have lots of people moving (most across borders), from city and urban centres, spreading the disease to other, more remote areas. Especially considering Hospitals are State run and aren't as cohesive at data-sharing between them, should all work really well. Much better than what Rudd did.

  • Sydney to Manila via CebuAir for 30cents

  • at home. Save money. Ozbargains all about saving money

    • +3

      Why have a home, just use a tent

      • +1

        A tent? Luxury! I live under a piece of corrugated iron, and I like it.

        • +1

          Corrugated?! Now that’s luxury…

  • -1

    The best vacation is to experience your own town. Look into the things you have never realised existed before. Look at its history.
    Stroll around its suburbs. Meet the locals.

    YOUR TOWN

    • I live in wuhan

      • YOUR HOUSE

        (for you :( )

    • Geez stop yelling

  • +1

    I know in Seinfeld, George and Jerry once grew a mustache to have a holiday from themselves. Grow a mustache!

    • +1

      Already have a moustache.

      Now what?

      • Shave it off ? Same effect

    • too funny :)

  • yeh what about local cruises?

  • I would stay in Australia, Domestic travel is also cheaper because of less overseas tourists. I would say it's actually the best time to travel domestically. Plenty of things to see here without any of the stress of possible travel bans, booking cancellations and mandatory quarantines.

  • Christmas Island is close

    • +1

      Yes! i plan on spending time there after my China trip.

  • A friend is going on a cruise next week that goes Sydney, Cairns, Auckland, Sydney. Perhaps a cruise to NZ? Or something like this one?

    • no their not lol

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