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Men's Tactical Belt - US $14.99 / AU $22.56 Delivered @ JASGOOD

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Feature:

Quick Release Magnetic Buckle
High Quality Nylon Belt
Simple Adjustment
Breathable & Safe

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  • +4

    What tactics does this belt have?

    • +1

      Has a laser cannon on it

      • How is this belt "safe"?

        What safety features does it have?

        • +9

          Stopping you from accidentally exposing yourself when your trousers fall off. Again.

          • @banana365: Then how is that "breathable"?

            • @[Deactivated]: You don't breathe through that part, even if it does look like an elephant's trunk.

              • @banana365: That raises more questions than it answers on the issue of "breathability".

            • @[Deactivated]: They mean "breathable" in the sense that you are able inhale it. Nothing happens if you do, but you can if you want to, because this product comes with that feature.

              • @umexcuseme: In that case the vendor must supply a safety data sheet.

    • well at least can be used as whip in bdsm role play…. lol

  • +7

    Here for the comments

  • batman approved?

    • +1

      no turn signals. literally unusable

  • +1

    Without my glasses, read it as testicle! 😱

  • +4

    I’ve always found belts to be more of a strategic level thing.

  • Fidlock magnetic buckle knockoff, I have doubt of its magnetic strength or durability

  • How sexy is this to ladies?

    • +1

      Very. But they'll not know how to get your pants off

    • Not sure the belt will be of any help in the first level of your game, though the quick release buckle will sure help in later levels.

  • +2

    What advantage does this belt have over a cord, which I could also afford?

    • +2

      "…which I could also afford"
      Stop flaunting your wealth around

  • "Quick Release Magnetic Buckle"

    Am I safe to open the fridge without an accidental pants dropping?

  • +1

    I feel like this is the kind of belt worn by people who also wear camo coloured clothing.

  • Aliexpress has these sub US$10 quite often

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