[eBook] Free - 500+ Dad Jokes: Funny, Clean, Corny and Just Plain Silly Jokes @ Amazon AU & US

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Greetings everyone, seems like a great book for all dads :) Well reviewed.

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A great gift for all dads!!! You're sure to have all dads revel in the tried and true tradition that all fathers have for passing down one corny joke after another to their family, friends, and even enemies. Raise a glass to all dads everywhere as they sit back and grace us all with their wit and humor.

Help your dad increase his repetoire of jokes that will make others cringe and laugh at the same time. Good jokes, bad jokes, silly jokes and just plain cheesy jokes. You are sure to find the perfect joke. Dad Jokes is full of witty one-liners, knock-knock jokes and silly anecdotes that are sure to keep your dad laughing all night long.

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As always, enjoy :)

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  cheepo on 21/08/2020 - 20:06

  +49

  I'll add it to my library to read later. I’m currently reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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    doomswah on 21/08/2020 - 20:07

    +7

    Had to login to give you your upvote.

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    cornbeef on 21/08/2020 - 20:28

    +6

    I had to go to the Doctor the other day and was sitting in the waiting room, like many others were, when the Doctor comes out and says "Apologies in the delay, please be patient."

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      Fred on 21/08/2020 - 20:40

      +7

      Man walks into to the doctors surgery with a frog on his head. The Doctors say "my god how did that happen' the frog says "it started as a pimple on my bottom".

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    4foxache on 22/08/2020 - 00:04

    +6

    Page 8 Joke 89 but nice individualization :)

    Btw my son just screeeched at me while I was replying, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
    What a strange way to start a conversation with me…

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  RevMet on 21/08/2020 - 20:34

  +4

  I downloaded the kindle app on my partner's phone so they can read the free books that I get.

  So in the spirit of a true dad, I grabbed this and sent it to download on their phone for a nice lil' present <3

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  pichxlonco on 21/08/2020 - 20:36

  +9

  I'm going to store these on my dad-a-base!

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  life is suffering on 21/08/2020 - 20:47

  +17

  Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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  dynaflow on 21/08/2020 - 21:11

  +6

  Guy is cruising down the freeway in his Ferrari at around 100km/hr. and looks out the window to see a three legged Chicken ambling past him….what the hell! So he stands on the accelerator and the Ferrari speeds up to 130km./hr. and still the Chicken runs past him!……finally the bird turns off on a dirt road leading to a farmhouse.Bloke follows the Chicken up to the house and says to the Farmer sitting on the porch "Is that your Chook?" "Yep" says the Farmer."What's that about" asks the driver."Well" says the Farmer,"the wife and I like Chicken legs,and we got one each from a single chook…..which was fine until our boy was born and he liked them too,so rather than kill two chooks to get three legs, we managed to breed three legged Chickens so we would get a leg each."Wow,that's incredible" said the Ferrari driver…what do they taste like?"
  "F****d if I know mate…we can't catch the bastards" said the Farmer.

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  SirDale on 21/08/2020 - 22:10

  +16

  It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
  It’s a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.

  The difference is staggering.

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    SirDale on 21/08/2020 - 22:11

    +7

    I Was Once Attacked By A Gang of Mimes.

    They did unspeakable things to me.

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  Limz02 on 21/08/2020 - 22:26

  +10

  When does a joke become a dad joke?
  When the punchline is a parent.

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    ticket65 on 21/08/2020 - 22:49

    Very, very good.

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  Valentino1rossi on 21/08/2020 - 23:28

  +3

  What's blue and square?

  An orange in disguise :)

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  revolutionismyname on 22/08/2020 - 09:11

  +1

  Its inappropiate to make a dad joke if youre not a dad.

  It's a faux pa.

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  BargainKen on 22/08/2020 - 10:37

  I'm here just for the comments 😁

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  MisterTee on 22/08/2020 - 16:31

  When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.