Hi OzBargain, I'm John

Hey guys,

I have been using OzBargain for 1 year and decided to join this great community now :)

I'm happy to here!

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  • +3 votes

    Hey John.

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      I don't get it; where is the car crash or neighbour dispute question?

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    👋 John, Welcome.

  • +6 votes

    John? The John???

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    You like to surf John?

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      You like to surf John?

      John will.

    • +2 votes

      Yes, I'm :)

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    Hi John, I'm OzBargain.

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      No you are not. You are mike. You dont like John. Infact you dont even like people. Atleast that is what your username suggests.

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        yes

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        @OhTeri BhenDi Your reply sounds quite cynical. You and Mike should become friends :)

  • +3 votes

    John, as in Dear John? Why don’t you ever write back to my letters?

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      :))

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    This sounds like the beginning of an Ozbargainers anonymous

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      OzJohnAnon

    • +7 votes

      it's been 12 months since my last eneloop purchase.

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    John Wayne?

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    I'm happy to here!

    Glad to hear these.

  • +3 votes

    It's good to have another ex-prime minister on OzBargain…

    • +6 votes

      No former Prime Minister loves OzBargain more than Tony Abbott.

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    Can you see me now John?

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      you are the man

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    Are you here looking for your dog? 🐕

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    Ok google John, tell me the weather.

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    G'day John.

    Do you own a car? If so: full comprehensive or 3rd party insurance?

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    Hello John, tell me a joke.

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    Hi John.

    Jeez. Is my account the oldest here?

  • +2 votes

    Hey John. Recommend me a nice cctv camera.

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    Hello John, Welcome to Ozbargain. A lively community ostensibly about bargains that has a very colourful life of its own!

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      very colourful

      Really? All I see is orange

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        Will be Yellow during next "R U OK?" day.

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    Are you skilled in mspaint

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      Are you trying to outsource our in-house MS Paint specialist?

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    John can you please draw me a diagram of your last car crash?

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    im sorry

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    charlie dont surf. but john does…

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    I’m John

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    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

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    If there is one person you don’t want to get a hello from, it’s Pam……HelloPam

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    Hi John, really glad to have you here! Now find us some bargains!

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    I lost my virginity to a guy called John. Are you him? 🥰🤣

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    This is so random. lol

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    John, apple or samsung?

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    I hope you find your "be" and become whole again.

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    Johnny, Johnny no Papa…