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[QLD] Matrix T-Shirt - $2 @ Kmart, Sunnybank

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Relive the glory days of 1999 and get the iconic shirt of Neo dodging bullets.

Plenty of stock in Sunnybank store. Can't go wrong for only $2.

Enjoy!

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  • +5 votes

    Cringe. No wonder it’s marked down for two bob!

    • +6 votes

      Underneath they had Ecko Utld shirts for $1 which looked even worse

      • +11 votes

        Did they find a pallet from 1995 sitting underneath an old film processing machine or something?

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        Also X Files t-shirts!

    • +14 votes

      So you dodged a bullet not buying it?

      • +5 votes

        …….dodge this………

        • +7 votes

          But impulse buying marked down stuff from OzBargain is …

          Only human

    • +2 votes

      Cringe. If you're gonna use old-timey terms for money, at least do it correctly. Two-bob is the equivalent of 20c.

      • +1 vote

        You forgot to adjust for inflation…

  • +27 votes

    Not like this, not like this

    • +1 vote

      Did you look at the pic? $12 normally.

  • +1 vote

    K-Mart Australia slaps. Way more than American K-Mart.

  • +10 votes

    Fantastic old school nerd shirt.

    • +8 votes

      Nerds are cool.

      • +4 votes

        you're cool

        • +9 votes

          You're breathtaking

  • +9 votes

    Whoa

  • +7 votes

    Do these come in XXXL? …. asking for a friend.

    • +5 votes

      They only come in XXXL.

  • +4 votes

    Kmart found some boxes out the back from 1999, that's why they are so cheap.

  • +1 vote

    Surprised it hasn’t been bought out by all the red pill/manosphere “men” who have “unplugged”!

    • +1 vote

      Probably don't want to support the directors.

  • +7 votes

    Woah

  • +10 votes

    thanks, perfect to wear on a tinder date

  • +4 votes

    I can score bargains.

    Show me.

  • +6 votes

    Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the man in the Matrix T-shirt?

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    The cost of making them on 2000 probably $1

  • +1 vote

    These would have been great as me and an old friend love quoting Matrix as a flashback to our younger years. These would have been hilarious for us.

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    Anyone get them elsewhere…? $5 on the kmart website.

  • +22 votes

    Morpheus: What is OzBargain?

    Control.

    OzBargain is a deal-aggregating dream world… built to keep your disposable income under control, in order to change a human being into this: (Morpheus holds up a picture of Broden with a trunk full of clearance PS4s to be resold on Gumtree).

    Neo: No… I don't believe it. It's not possible.

    Morpheus: I didn't say it would save you money in the long term Neo, I just said they had some good deals.

    Neo: Stop. Log me out. Delete my account. I want out!

  • +2 votes

    Morpheus:
    Do you want the blue pill or the red pill?

    jv:
    I’ll take the red pill

  • +1 vote

    Good luck dodging all the crazy drivers in Sunnybank to get to this deal!

    • +11 votes

      .. when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

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      I drive through sunnybank daily and the worst I've seen is people not realising that a lane merge with no lines means that the car in front goes first. Sure, there's plenty of slow drivers, but theyre safe. Not sure why people like you perpetuate this.

  • +1 vote

    Everything old is new again. In recent months I had seen Seinfeld themed pj's on the front window of a peter alexander store. While both Big W and Kmart had Seinfeld logo shirts and hoodies. Kmart also had a Kramer shirt a while back. I'm not 16 any more but I liked seeing the licensed clothing while out and about (novelty stores like granny mays, whats new, guess what etc). These days only being able to buy the really good ones online is disappointing.

    • +4 votes

      Must be related to Jason Alexander

  • +1 vote

    The new OZB uniform

  • +7 votes

    I remember being a fresher watching the Matrix from a hot off the press bootlegged VCD on a projector at college. Those were the days. Woah.

    • +2 votes

      VCD

      shudders and you had to switch discs in addition to the shite quality.

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        The shite quality viewed on an 8 foot screen. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

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        Some early dvds replicated the same vcd experience. Had to flip the dvd over to continue the movie…… Godfather part 2 was like this). While others like Superman, Lethal Weapon 4 had the movie on 1 side and extras on the other. Then they just used 2 separate discs.

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          My copy of Starship Troopers was a flipper. In a way I'm glad they moved away from them (no disc artwork and it was hard to handle them without touching the surface) however on the other hand the bitrate would have reduced by sticking to one side.

          Memory fails me but did any flippers have dual layers?

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    Now this is what OzBargain is about, $2 t-shirts!

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    Never thought I’d see someone on their soapbox over a t-shirt.

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    He IS the chosen one. This tee, not so much.