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Up to 90% off: Platypus Touch Free Tool $0.99, Nike Air Max $54.99 + $10 Delivery ($0 C&C/ $130 Order) @ Platypus Shoes

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  • The Platypus touch free tool is a multi-purpose tool to keep your hands clean and clear from germs and assists in opening and closing doors. Hooks on to your keychain so it's always coming in handy.

    RRP $9.99 for a coat hanger/stick?

    • +1

      is to open bathroom doors, you know, there is plenty of guys who never wash the hands after using it

      • +1

        It's called a sleeve or a tissue?

        • Or just a hook you can have with it keys that also open bottles

          • @luizmarin: Not sure why one wouldn't opt for a bottle opener keyring then.
            Seems like this tries to be too many things and fails to do any of them well

  • They should give the “tool” away for free with orders.

  • +8

    I think the tool is anyone that buys this shit.

    • But it was $9.99 so it's a bargain.

      • +5

        And if it was $99.99 it would've been even more of a bargain! /s

  • +7

    4 payments of $0.25 with afterpay.

    • +1

      Wahhhhh … they ripped you off by 1 cent !

      • afterpay will adjust the last payment so you'll still pay 99c in total

  • If you managed to get any of the Ender-3 V2 deals previously
    https://www.thingiverse.com/search?q=notouch&type=things&sort=relevant

  • "Antimicrobial Properties
    Reduces Exposure to Germs
    Platypus branding"

    If these are the most positive things they can come up with to promote it, says it all really.

  • "Up to 90% off:"

    Classic example of deceptive advertising. Have a single item on sale at the advertised discount, based on an item that nobody would ever pay full price for.

  • Thanks OP. Bought a zillion tools. One for each microbe

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