Do You Take a Dump at Work and if Not Why?

Trying2SaveABuck on 23/11/2021 - 21:58

I dont know how some people can work 40 hours + a week and not knock out at least sometimes during office hours

Poll Options

  • 110
    Yes
  • 22
    No
Education & Work

Comments

  • SnowDragon on 23/11/2021 - 22:01
    +39

    "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"

    • Transient on 24/11/2021 - 00:00
      +2

      Upvote for making it rhyme!

  • Emphasise on 23/11/2021 - 22:06
    +1

    Always mate. Even better now that I'm WFH because I'm in love with my bidet.

    • bobbified on 23/11/2021 - 23:47

      Did it originally come with a tag that said "Not for internal use"? 😆

  • El cheepo on 23/11/2021 - 22:07
    +1

    Does a bear crap in the woods?

  • cloudbox on 23/11/2021 - 22:15

    Why not

  • thatonethere on 23/11/2021 - 22:16

    Not on your floor though

  • 87percent on 23/11/2021 - 22:29

    I wfh, so yes?

  • pegaxs on 23/11/2021 - 22:38
    +4

    100% yes. I will even save up just to do it at work. Nothing beats poopin’ on company time…

  • SF3 on 23/11/2021 - 22:44

    When you gotta do a no.2, you gotta do a no.2…

    • pegaxs on 24/11/2021 - 06:44
      +16

      I used to… until I found out someone was boiling their eggs in the kettle.

  • whitelie on 23/11/2021 - 22:54

    Generally go to a much quieter floor than my own…but my body is like clockwork, generally have to go 15-20mins before I start work

  • pharkurnell on 23/11/2021 - 23:00
    +3

    Im more concerned why anyone would want to know ….

  • Clear on 23/11/2021 - 23:25

    My office used to be a private room so I have my own toilet and shower. Certainly makes things easier :)

  • Platinumtelecom on 23/11/2021 - 23:38
    +1

    I don’t know what is the weirdest thing

    1. The fact that I thought earlier today about doing a poll on the same thing! (100% legit, had exactly the same thought)

    2. The fact that people poop at work, especially when there is only 1 cubicle in a small office and it’s awkward when you face your colleague in the bathroom at the same time as you are doing a wee

    I still think that number 1 is pretty dam weird!

  • CheapskateQueen on 23/11/2021 - 23:43
    +1

    I have poop social phobia, so God no.

  • bobbified on 23/11/2021 - 23:50

    I don't like doing it at work, but if I've gotta go, then I've gotta go.

  • Jugganautx on 24/11/2021 - 00:21

    I don't find smelling other peoples nasty turds appealing and when you're on a big site theres always someone next to you.

  • onetwothreefour on 24/11/2021 - 07:07

    I wish I could choose when and where I do it but when you gotta you you gotta go.

  • JoeBogan on 24/11/2021 - 07:23

    Definitely

  • Hardlyworkin on 24/11/2021 - 07:36
    +2

    Saves on TP.

    • Ghost47 on 24/11/2021 - 15:55

      And water.

  • Mish59 on 24/11/2021 - 11:03

    Glad the question came under work and education, I’ve learnt something new today

  • ATTS on 24/11/2021 - 20:52

    No, because i worry about splash back LOL

    • Big Lenny on 25/11/2021 - 09:40
      +1

      chuck a whole bunch of toilet paper first in the bowl before dumping. no splashback

  • Blokeinhisundies on 26/11/2021 - 00:11

    I don't like to dump anywhere except my home bowl in general but sometimes you just have to go. I averaged one dump at work every two and a half years over the last fifteen years.

  • lemondeisyous on 26/11/2021 - 14:11

    Boys, If you gotta go, you gotta go

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