I think need to work on a maxim, or battle cry, that Oz Bargain people live by.
Yes, there is "I never pay retail", but we can do better than that.
Any ideas?
Oz Bargain Person Types Need a Maxim (Slogan, Catch Cry)
newcastledog on 19/03/2022 - 21:16
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See that? That's JV. Don't be like JV.

Just bought (insert huge number here)

I got 99 problems but paying full price ain't one.

That's not a bargain this is

#Bargains4ever
#NoRRP

In discounts we trustOUT OF STOCK
Buy now, think later.

This has been the OzBargain motto, as far as I am aware!!
(there is also the: "Thanks bought 6", and "Typical broden" slogan with follow-up)

Does anyone have a spare $50 Samsung chat code?

These are not the RRPs you are looking for

Come for the RRP in stock notifications, stay for the traffic infringements…

Thanks, bought 6.

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