Lanocrème Placenta Cream contains lamb placental extract which is a rich source of skin nutrients and bio-stimulants, to revitalise and moisturise your skin. Lanocrème Placenta Cream improves elasticity, nourishing your skin so it looks smooth and glows with good health.
Apply before makeup, or as a night cream after cleansing and toning.
RRP $114.95
Discounted Sale Price $50 + Free Shipping
This stuff is great. The only side effect is the wooly beard I now have. Tip: use it on old mutton to create that spring lamb succulence.
Hi Teer3x,
This product is not vegan as it uses animal products. This is done in an ethical manner.
More can be found out about the process here:
https://www.lanocreme.com/pages/muster-shear-return
Warm Regards,
Tilba Beauty
Doesn't the ewe normally eat the placenta? You are depriving the poor ewe of a rare chance for a non-vegan meal.
Eww.
Is the placenta shorn off?
I put this on my toast in the morning
No thanks, I only use human placenta on my face.
Is that you Kim K?
this a thing?
If there were 20 of those, I would have taken it. Alas. But seriously, I don't like the idea of a placenta on our face. Who found out and placentas of how many different animals were tried before deciding that the lamb one is best?
"Lamb placental extract", Yeah its a no from me
What if it was in a sandwich?
Now you're speaking my language
Your human face skin will be nice and moist afterwards.
Your skin could be as soft as a baaaaaby!
With Mint jelly?
I've heard of snake oil before, but this is a new one
Meh, placenta's are free at the local women's hospital/zoo/farm just whack it in the dehydrator,
Thanks. Have ordered the half slab with free delivery. Christmas presents sorted.
Good to see this woo-woo stuff getting Lambasted.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
No, Ewwwwwwwwwwwe
Is this Pete Evans brand?
He has "activated" placenta I think
Omg, yum
Bahhhhaahahaha…
Baaaa ha ha ha
This is for all the sheeple
it puts the lotion on its skin!!!!
what % is actually lamb placenta and the rest just fillers ….. ?
Is this vegan?