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Philips Body Groom - $34.95 (Save 50%)

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"RRP $69.95. Half price. Trim & shave all body zones. 3 combs for different cutting lengths. Rechargeable. 50min cordless operation. Use in shower. Is your tiger lost in the jungle? It's time to trim! Grab your trimmer. Take your time. Congratulations, your tiger now stands proud on the open plain! TT2021-36."

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  • +45

    Massive props to the marketing department or agency that came up with "is your tiger lost in the jungle"

    • +11

      I think if it has stripes when you're finished you've done it wrong

      • +5

        White lion!!

        … or black panther - don't want to sound racist.

        • +1

          Brown bear?

        • +4

          ..or yellow tiger!? oh and the ever so cute black & white panda…

        • zebra

        • +2

          Giant Centipede?

    • +40

      When it's cold, it's crouching tiger. When there's overgrowth, it's hidden dragon.

      • +1

        I just spat my coffee everywhere. >_<

    • Some convincing points ….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbXwzqlqsU

    • +9

      Time to whipper snip around the power pole!

    • For some, this tool will be the only way to make the tiger visible!

      • Best not to think about it.

  • +5

    For those wondering, it appears to be the Shaver Shop

  • +3

    Lots of good but also lots of bad reviews on Amazon. Sounds like there's a design flaw with it:

    www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-Bodygroom-Shaver/produ…

    • +1

      i wouldn't trust an automatic cutting device that does not detect my pain to be able to do a safe job downstairs.

      fwiw, it could double up as a waterproof hair (for the head) clipper in the shower, and not to worry about clogging the drain if you are maintaining a very short length of hair.

  • Expires tomorrow and I can't make it to a store till Wednes… oh well. Shipping is $10 - $45 shipped isn't as good a deal… Shame. I wanted to get it as well!

  • +4

    Some descriptive comments on Amazon- Quote(Shaft, Beanbag, and Starfish showed no signs of irritation)

  • -1

    So why do normal men need to shave their bits? =| Unless…

    • +8

      I dont, I get the lady to do it. It's all about trust.

      • +32

        the lady in the shop does mine too (they need the sale i guess)

    • +39

      my missus doesn't like hair in her food

    • +20

      chicks don't appreciate extra floss between their teeth… :P

      • YUCKKKK!!!

    • +1

      Hygiene..

    • +1

      thats because you don't have chest hair like this. http://cinema1544.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/5_powers_chest…

    • -1

      I take it you're from an Anglo/Celtic background?

      Ever seen a Southern European guy in the changing room? Gorillas in the mist. 'Nuff said.

    • +1

      So why do normal men need to shave their bits? =| Unless…

      "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it."

  • +21

    Real Men use a Whipper Snipper.

  • +13

    lol 'mothers day catalogue' …kid's buy this for your mum so she can shave ur dad so she no longer gets tiger hair caught in her teeth

    • +5

      Who said it was only for men? Your mother can use it too.

      • +5

        Remove the branches to the forbidden cave.

  • +10

    I use to own one and these are shit quality. Almost killed myself when the blue head snapped in half while I was shaving my bits in the shower.

    • +3

      If my blue head snapped in half I'd be rolling around on the floor in agony :(

  • +1

    I bought the Philips Norelco BG2040 (a model or two up from this) off Amazon for ~$65 a few months ago and it has worked a dream as a trimmer. I have not been game to test out it's shaving function. This is coming from a guy who's hair is so coarse it fights back.

    • TMI

    • Shame they aren't shipping that one anymore :(

  • +2

    Looks like tigers are going to be the star attraction at Tarongo zoo over the next few days: http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/69948
    Lucky mothers.

  • Oh we're from Tigerland!

  • That is the weakest advertisement i have ever seen. This product must be aimed at a very specific market.

    • +17

      Would you relate better to: "Is your earthworm lost in the cabbage patch?"

      • +4

        Needle in the haystack?

    • -1

      Nudist? LOL

  • +6

    Scores a positive from me just for the comments… :)

  • +1

    That resized image looks flat-out wrong from a distance.

    And secondly, who actually shaves down there? Trim, yes. Shave completely? As someone who does work-out a lot I can strongly advise against shaving all the hair off down there (particularly in summer), it does serve a vital purpose.

    Unless you're going into a studio tomorrow to have a camera zoomed in on your genitalia for 30 minutes; no, just no.

    Bloody feminization I tells ya. 25 years ago a girl would have turned you down if you looked like a Boy Scout down there.

    • +4

      if you look like boy scout down there, it doesn't matter if you are shaved or not. ;)

    • +2

      They want to copy the porn stars they watch everyday.

      • Viagra not included.

    • Trim & shave all body zones. 3 combs for different cutting lengths.

  • +5

    im 12, what is this?

    • It's pretty much an electric body shaver, But the picture says otherwise…=)

  • yea more like congratulatons, your tiger can no longer stand.

  • +3

    From a long time user:
    This is a very cheap model. They are trying to get rid of them because Philips has recently released a version 2, which is made out of a metal housing and has a stronger motor. Also one end now has a clipper which you use to first trim down your hair in bulk and then you can swap to the other side. I bought this a couple of weeks ago for roughly $100 at the shaver shop. I recommend dishing out the money for this. The original one is a very cheap plastic device, the foil of the head has come off for me and was very tricky to put back on, although I do think they share the same heads for replacement it seems the latest ones are higher quality. The button also stopped working eventually on the plastic one.

    • fyi, this was on sale in myers last christmas for $35..

  • +2

    I brought mine about 2 years ago for $40. And as others have said it is of pretty low quality the shaving attachment is basically usless.

  • +3

    These device is terrible, like really terrible! Not a good deal at all. I remember purchasing one of these for about $40 from The Good Guys, so the price ain't even that great and the device is worse! All the lightest body hair will render this device useless or painful!

    [EDIT] Actually based on the price and quality of product, I'm negging this.

    • -7

      Sounds like you tried to shave your Tiger and because of its size it got caught in the blades?

      • +1

        why so many dislikes, after all the earlier comments people made above? o.0

      • -1

        Because he fails at understanding the other jokes, no ones shaving their tiger!

        • Actually you missed the sarcasm in my post. The people who disliked my post did too.

        • @grapedrink;

          Maybe you should've said it in sarcastica..

  • +1

    this made me lol

  • +4

    Oh dear. As soon I saw the picture I knew this would be a good thread.

    Thanks for the laughs (and tears!)

  • +4

    This is all off topic and everyone should be banned.

    :)

  • +1

    These work well for a little bit and then it all goes downhill. The head falls off the shaver under the slightest pressure. I bought a remington one where the head pivots for the same price as this one, it is much better.

    • +3

      The head falls off the shaver under the slightest pressure

      This could be misinterpreted…

  • just use a normal hair clipper, does the same job, a friend told me.

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