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Pokemon Welcome Gym Leader Doormat $15 + Delivery ($0 C&C) @ EB Games

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Pokemon - Welcome Gym Leader Doormat. Looks to be on sale with most other shops selling it for $25-45.

Safety warning: Do not battle people who turn up to your house.

"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was…
Commonly leaving home around the age of 10 to commence training, Pokemon Trainers will travel around one or more regions, gathering information on Pokemon, catching and training new pokemon, honing their technique, collecting gym badges and working to become a Pokemon Master. No matter their specialities or goals, there is one code that they all follow - when two trainers make eye contact, they must battle!

This doormat welcomes Gym Leaders into your home, ready to battle. Add this mat your front porch today!

Specifications:
Size: 60cm x 40cm approx"

Related Stores

EB Games Australia
EB Games Australia

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  • +66

    That doesn't even make sense.

    Why would you be welcoming gym leaders?

    The owner of the property where this mat resides is the gym leader. The gym is the home.

    Are you welcoming other home owners?

    Or is it "Welcome" Period "Gym Leader".

    • +15

      … yes

    • +8

      Welcoming yourself home to your gym.

    • +35

      Please leave this as a review so other people don't fall into the trap of buying this if they're not gym leaders.

    • +5

      you asked too many questions to be a gym leader.. ^_^

    • +10

      Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that… a wizard did it.

    • +7

      Lmao I wouldn't question the logic of anything in a world that revolves around making animals fight for amusement.

    • +1

      Couldn’t you be hosting an adult gym leader event?

    • +8

      Don't overthink it, it actually reads "WEL O GYM COME O LEADER".

      Hope this clears everything up. Cheers, have a nice day.

    • -1

      Whoosh. You're the gym leader. It's welcoming you home.

      • -2

        Or is it "Welcome" Period "Gym Leader".

        It should say "Welcome home or back, Gym Leader".

        Stop defending Game Freak, bro.

      • +2

        Whoosh. The item description says “This doormat welcomes Gym Leaders into your home, ready to battle. Add this mat your front porch today!”

  • +21

    I have played and loved every Pokémon game since I was 4 years old.

    I used to watch the anime whenever possible.

    I recently powered through Violet despite the sub-par visuals and performance.

    I even voluntarily watched Pokémon 2000 on my limited edition blu ray by myself a few weeks ago.

    I love Pokemon and yet a door mat that says "WELCOME GYM LEADER" is pushing the limits of consumerist nonsense for me.

    • +1

      Express yourself via mindless consumption. Instead of thinking about how productivity rates have tripled in the last 30 years and all gains absorbed by the elite class.

    • I even voluntarily watched Pokémon 2000 on my limited edition blu ray by myself a few weeks ago.

      What are you saying? Did you not like Lawrence III's movie? :(

      • Let's just say, 5-year-old me did not have quite a developed taste in cinema

  • +10

    Instructions unclear. I bought it for my 24/7 fitness first business.

  • +6

    This was $10 delivered just before Christmas. Mine's already faded and looks like any old door mat now.

    • I had the same issue.

      • +1

        Usernames check out

  • -8

    Welcome Virgins

    • +9

      you obviously didn't catch em all

      • +1

        STDs! Gotta catch 'em all!

  • I wanna be the very best

  • -2

    How to project your virginity to anyone visiting your home.

    • That's a bit harsh. Are children allowed to like pokemon? Are children allowed to be virgins?

      • +1

        To answer your second question:
        - children from the age of consent should be able to choose their virginity
        - children under the age of consent should not be sexually abused

      • Are children allowed to be virgins?

        You’re just daring someone to say no, aren’t you? 😂

  • This is the best contraception method for sure. Can this be categorised under Health & Beauty?

    • that's great! the missus and I don't want any more kids and we're both into pokemon.
      so two uses for the price of one :-)

  • +1
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