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Toblerone Milk Chocolate Bar 360g $6 @ Woolworths / Coles

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Toblerone 360g chocolate bar is $6 at Woolies and Coles. Also available in orange flavour. Probably on sale as the Toblertwo is expected any day now…

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  • +27

    Damn that's a good dad joke if ever I've heard one.

    • +8

      Thanks for the tip.. I didn’t even read that far.

    • +29

      They've tried to improve the efficiency of wind farms by playing country music around them, but it's not working because they're really just big heavy metal fans.

    • Geriatric filling remover….reporting for duty, sir.

  • Must be pre Christmas stock, my local IGA had them marked down to $1.50!!!

  • I always thought the Tobler two (and three and four) were real.

  • +2

    Beware of the sharp edges.

    • +1

      Hopefully they can fix this soon

  • +3

    Is it to get rid of the Matterhorn?

  • +2

    They used to be $5 when half priced 🥲

    • +21

      The good news is they’re now $6 off, instead of the less impressive $5 off

      • +2

        So optimistic, I wish I could also be like you…

  • +1

    Is there any more info on the Toblertwo?
    Doesn't seem to be any leaks on SnackRumours.

    • +2

      Soon they may no longer be made in Switzerland. I guess sometimes the newer model is not always better

  • +5

    Protip - snap the triangle towards the inside not outside. Science baby (levers)

    • +5

      They need to include this on the packaging. I prefer to do it the hard way to burn extra calories

      • I use a knife. One triangle is too large for one person though. so I share.

        • +1

          Knife and fork like George in Seinfeld.

          • +1

            @WhyAmICommenting: George stole that move from Mister Pitt.
            I'm using George's baby's though.

            • @[Deactivated]: How else would you eat your Snickers bar!?

              • +1

                @cunningdrew: You could eat it with your hands, like a pleb, or be a gentleman like Biff and Mr Pitt.

    • King among men. It makes so much sense now.

  • It could become a collector's item!

    • +1

      Could be time for a LEGO Toblerone? Or would that be too repetitive?

  • +2

    For those who are interested, Mondelez International (the current owners of Toblerone), will be moving parts of their production to Slovakia in July. As a result of this action (under Swiss law), they will lose the ability to use the Matterhorn graphic on the packaging. Nothing against Slovakia (it's a beautiful place and I enjoyed spending some time there a few years back) but, damn it, I want my Swiss chocolate. Time to stock up.

  • Ingredients
    Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Honey (3%) Milk Fat, Almonds (1.6%), Invert Sugar, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Egg White Powder, Flavour.Milk Chocolate contains cocoa solids minimum 28%, Milk solids minimum 14%.

    60% sugar?? Good luck.

    • +3

      Username checks out

    • +1

      If you're looking to Toblerone to help with healthy dieting, you're probably looking in the wrong place

    • Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

      • +7

        Type 2 bliss

        • well played sir

    • Delicious.

      • It's actually too sweet these days, can't handle it.

    • I used to get one every Christmas growing up and I am pretty sure this move will be the latest in a litany of changes mostly for the worse. Toblerone now is so waxy and sweet that it doesn't wring a feeling of nostalgia from me. Though it could be the years of coffee and making desserts myself altering my tastes, I would like to see the toblerone bill of materials of 30 years ago compared with today's version.

  • +3

    At this price I can afford to cover the entire boundary rope.

  • OG joke dude.

    Here is another.

    Why did the Toblerone break up with the Snickers bar?

    Because it was tired of all the nougat-iations!

  • -1

    Why did the Toblerone go to the Alps?

    To get to the peak of deliciousness!

    • I really hope this was a ChatGPT joke

      • Yes it was.

  • -2

    Why did the Toblerone go on a diet?

    Because it wanted to be a bit more "triangular" and less "round"!

  • +1
    • Shrinkflation… haha

  • Went instore and logo has already changed. Still made in Switzerland for now.

  • I guess $6 is the new $5

  • Why did the Toberole chocolate go to the doctor?

    Because it was feeling a little "nutty"!

  • +1

    Aldi will have these on sale for same price starting next Wed 29/3.

    • I wonder if all the planets will align at once?

      • +1

        the easter bunny will make it happen

    • The planets have aligned…

  • +2

    naigrabzo.. just stop already 😂

    • +1

      LMAO. You can blame chatGPT. Succesive jokes become worse! Better than what I could come up though.

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