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[VIC, Pre Owned] Herman Miller Mirra1 Butterfly $500 Pickup @ Sustainable Office Solutions, Sunshine West 3020

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The Mirra 1 Butterfly Back, with its exceptional responsiveness and intuitive feel, results from inventing a method for merging a fabric layer with polymer veins to create an intelligent support structure. This hybrid structure, shaped for dynamic support, keeps your body in healthy alignment.
We offer Delivery to Local Melbourne Suburbs please email store with your postcode to get delivery cost, your are welcome to inspect and pick up from our store anytime during trading hours.
52 North View Drive, Sunshine West Vic 3020 - Mon-Fri: 7:30am - 4pm, Sat: 10am - 3pm

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  • any aeron size b remastered?

  • I have Aeron B, but none remastered i have attached the link for you.
    Please let me know if you need any further assistance?
    https://www.sustainableofficefurniture.com.au/our-range/prod…

    • +4

      ok/… for a 15 years old chair, 700 is too much.. thanks

      • +7

        Not enough RAM?

      • +2

        Some Aaron’s on marketplace are closer to 20 years, they can look good as new. These chairs hold up very well.

        Mine is from 2007 and looks almost brand new.

        • +1

          This is correct all the Herman Miller range are built to last, they are heavy duty chairs.

      • +2

        I got a 2014 built, fully loaded Aeron classic from marketplace for 650, after around 3 weeks of searching and messaging. Can suggest you look there or gumtree, a lot of sellers are asking way too much but many are willing to negotiate to get a heavy honkin’ chair out of their house.

        700 for a base option one with no arms here, I think there are better deals to be had out there on the secondhand market. Just make sure everything works and give it a good clean, you’ll be happy with it.

    • Do you still have any more of those Haworth Zody chairs that you had 2000 of?

  • +16

    Hi. Can you estimate the fart-count of the chairs? I am looking for something with a low fart count.

    I know the fart count might be hard to estimate, but what industry were these chairs used for?

    ie, I avoid security/surveillance chairs as they are used 24/7 by big loafing, overeating men and the farts would be a lot more pungent than a receptionists chair.

    • +1

      you win!

    • +1

      i find a lot of receptionists are equally sedentary these days as people are still preferring WFH so the offices will still be empty…

      • Oh the sedentary part is OK, it's just that as receptionists they would avoid over-farting as the visitors would be unimpressed.

        • +2

          but there are no visitors these days! most offices are still quiet so they can still fart away!

    • +5

      I want one that's used by Pam Halpert, higher the fact count the better

      • +1

        You might have lucked out with it being Stanley, Phyllis or even Creed.

        • +3

          Kevin.

      • +1

        Get in line pal. Pam is the best waifu

    • +9

      Let's consider a theoretical formula:

      Fart Count = (Average Farts Per Hour for Occupation) * (Hours of Use Per Day) * (Age of Chair in Days)
      For the purposes of this calculation, let's make some assumptions:

      Average Farts Per Hour for Occupation:
      Security Guard: 0.5 farts/hour (assuming a high-fiber diet)
      Receptionist: 0.2 farts/hour (assuming a balanced diet)
      Hours of Use Per Day:
      Security Guard: 12 hours (considering long shifts)
      Receptionist: 8 hours (standard workday)
      Age of Chair:
      Let's assume both chairs have been used for 5 years, or approximately 1825 days.
      So, for a security guard chair:

      Fart Count = (0.5 farts/hour) * (12 hours/day) * (1825 days) = 10,950 farts

      For a receptionist chair:
      Fart Count = (0.2 farts/hour) * (8 hours/day) * (1825 days) = 2,920 farts
      So, according to our model, the security guard chair would indeed have a much higher "fart count" than the receptionist chair.

      Building on our previous formula, let's add these new variables:

      Fart Count = (Average Farts Per Hour for Occupation + Diet Factor + Stress Factor) * (Hours of Use Per Day) * (Age of Chair in Days) * Fabric Factor
      Where:

      Diet Factor is an increase in the average number of farts per hour based on diet. For instance, a diet rich in beans and lentils could add 0.2 farts per hour.

      Stress Factor is an increase in the average number of farts per hour based on stress. A high-stress job could add 0.1 farts per hour.

      Fabric Factor is a multiplier based on the material of the chair. For example, a fabric chair might have a fabric factor of 1.2, while a leather chair might have a fabric factor of 0.8 (due to being less absorbent).

      This way, you can make more nuanced estimates of a chair's fart count based on the specifics of its use. Of course, this is all purely hypothetical. Actual fart counts may vary!

      • +2

        Thank-you for your treasure of an analysis.

        I do hope OP can reply with the industry the chairs were used in as I really want to buy but need to ensure I have done the maths.

        • +1

          You are most welcome.
          These figures are highly, highly accurate

          Source: I'm a professor of flatulence PhD, also, trust me bro.

      • +2

        you forgot about continuous farting may cause the fart build up and becoming more fermented into the seats which will exponentially increase the strength…

        • +4

          Dude. How about you leave the science to us sciency scientists…yeah? We don't get all up in your demon business.

          • +2

            @seamonkey: fermented fart is still science, no?

            and it is a way to release your "inner demons"

            • +1

              @meong: Solid points you make. Though I shouldn't use the word solid when discussing farts. We hereby knight you a SME.. Subject Matter Expert.

      • +1

        You forgot to account for increased fart load based on break availability. Fewer breaks means fewer opportunities to evacuate, and thus more farts are produced.

    • +1

      It's like picking fruit. You need to smell and feel to get a sense for the count.

      • I would head down there but it's in Melbourne, and also, after you have smelt a few chairs your nose gets less accurate.

        If OP would be willing to provide a analysis of the smell from each I would factor that in. Or if anybody is heading down that could quickly sniff them.

    • +2

      Hi. Can you estimate the fart-count of the chairs?

      The genuine Herman Millers should have a built in counter for that.

    • +2

      The other worry I have is the “w*nk” count… these chairs often sit at teenagers desks so would need to know it wasn’t used by a teenage human male.

      • IDK. Little pricey for teens, but these are from a corporation. …Having said that, people at work do also work 'it'.

  • i got Steelcase chair from the lady who used to work in the barrack. She sold the chair only $120 LMAO. best purchase ever i got

    • the lady who used to work in the barrack.

      Who did she barrack for?

      • no idea. she got some used good chairs to sell as well. But i just got the steelcase instead of Miller

  • The design hasn't changed more than ten years.

    • +1

      … You saying that's a good thing or a bad thing?

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