I am based in the North of Australia and during the wet season (November and May) it is cyclone season. For those up North, what is in your cyclone kit?
For Those residing in North Australia, What Is in Your Emergency Cyclone Kit?
fez5stars on 09/10/2023 - 14:27
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vb? at least go xxxx
I guess that will help you get through the storm
a fleshlight, tissues
from your username, i would expect some blue pills to be part of your kit too!
Twinkies, condoms, lube, six litres of water, pre-rolled joints, battery pack, every common variant of phone chargers, two BIC lighters, and a Playgirl magazine.
Playgirl was an American magazine that featured general interest articles, lifestyle and celebrity news, in addition to nude or semi-nude men. In the 1970s and 1980s, the magazine printed monthly and was marketed mainly to women, although it had a significant gay male readership.
I only read it for the articles.
What's your favourite issue?
I can't wait to read about Sport Fishing with Sonny Jurgensen and Norman Mailor's latest clap trap about his waning libido.
A week or so of food / medicine / water / alcohol in case the roads get blocked.
Battery bank and download some movies / tv onto your devices so you have some entertainment if you are without power.
Porn?
ok
Thanks for the answers and the good laughs. Does anyone have reserve petrol or gas to get out of town for after the cyclone leaves the area?
Not sure, but be careful as storing too much (I forget the limit, it might be 2 jerry cans) as insurances will void your insurance.
Read the PDS etc.
In Darwin for a fair while - Always have 15-20L of water, a carton of great northern original and some ramen.
How will you cook it?
By eating it raw and sprinkling some flavour into the mouth
The best way
North? Simple. A pair of thongs, Bunnings straw hat and a case of VB.