🚨 CRUSH THE ORDINARY – GO HARD OR GO HOME! 🚨
Introducing the deal your taste buds have been secretly plotting for:
💥 2 CASES of Crusher: Hard Pink Lemonade
🧃 That’s 32 glorious cans (16 x 440ml each)
💪 At a face-melting 6.5% ABV
💸 Just $100 – usually $238 RRP (yes, seriously)
📦 FREE shipping starts Tuesday, May 27th
OR
🍻 Pickup from the brewery during bar hours – but please call ahead to make sure your order’s ready to go. We know this deal is gonna be popular.
Whether you're:
Crying over your ex
Celebrating you finally took the bins out
Or just thirsty enough to wrestle a bear in a tutu
Crusher is here to turn your "meh" into "HELL YES."
It’s pink. It’s powerful. It tastes like summer punched you in the mouth (but, like, consensually).
LIMITED TIME ONLY – because good decisions don’t last forever.
👉 Grab yours before your friends do.
👉 Or your neighbors.
👉 Or your mom. (Yeah, she drinks it too.)
Mum*