7.81 Carat 18k Gold Engagement Ring Now: $933,720.00 (Save: $1,400,580.00)

Dobbyd on 04/03/2013 - 16:28
Last edited 04/03/2013 - 16:49 by 1 other user

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So, I was just browsing Amazon. You know; picking up the 3rd season of 'THE NANNY', purchasing Twilight fan fiction, when I came across what can only be described as 'THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY'. Not only will you have a new best friend , cause everyone knows diamonds are a woman's best friend but you will also save yourself $1,400,580.00. No joke! I think I will pick up a few spares because you never know when you will need an extra engagement ring.

Plus it's a great investment cause my friend Ronnie told me that diamonds apreciate like a stone in water, which I can only presume to be a good thing.

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  • Michalek on 04/03/2013 - 16:30
    +2

    Too bad, no reviews of it on Amazon :(

  • Turd on 04/03/2013 - 16:31
    +1

    What about taxes?

    Also it wont ship here

    • Maestrok on 04/03/2013 - 16:52

      Tax free at least to LA, California. Use forwarding postal services.

    • [Deactivated] on 04/03/2013 - 16:52

      $93,372 worth of GST, ouch

    • bxlwwc on 04/03/2013 - 16:52
      +1

      Can do a pick up I guess. You can find a bargained flight to US here.

  • Kuric on 04/03/2013 - 16:31
    +7

    Certificate of Authenticity states Retail being $15,500

    • Dobbyd on 04/03/2013 - 16:34

      I don't know who to trust anymore

  • elitistphoenix on 04/03/2013 - 16:33
    +2

    I had a bbq earlier. Could her a lump of coal and say it's a diamond on layby?

  • GregFiona on 04/03/2013 - 16:34

    How many in stock? i might buy a dozen just in case :)

  • maxpowers on 04/03/2013 - 16:35
    +1

    that certificate is simply an example. not the 7.81 carat ring shown.

  • DVDGuy on 04/03/2013 - 16:38
    +7

    OP should add an affiliate link at the bottom of the post. You never know!

  • fandibong on 04/03/2013 - 16:39

    Thanks just bought one… what a deal.

    • Dobbyd on 04/03/2013 - 16:42

      I would reccomend wearing it while you eat cheap hungry jacks whilst admiring your knife set

    • irajohn90 on 04/03/2013 - 16:53

      You better hire your wife's fulltime bodyguards. You won't know when a theif will go "Give me your ring!"

      • tooblue on 04/03/2013 - 17:44

        Professionals will simply chop off the finger.

  • Mrukk on 04/03/2013 - 16:41

    Fantastic. I should be able to few houses outright with the money I save on this ring.

  • Albert Hall on 04/03/2013 - 16:41

    Better get in quick, it'll soon be Ozbargained….

  • quickling on 04/03/2013 - 16:42

    what is post on this? do they even insure for this amount?

    • Moots on 04/03/2013 - 16:44

      Free 60 second snatch and grab. Complimentary of Blackmarket.com

  • jcsantos on 04/03/2013 - 16:45

    Nice post Im going to get every one of my mates !!, do they have discount also if I buy in BULK???

  • aedeau on 04/03/2013 - 16:45

    free super saver shipping?

  • Moots on 04/03/2013 - 16:45

    Your affiliated account should be a private bank almost.

  • cooni on 04/03/2013 - 16:47
    +3

    Not a deal.
    Search Blue Nile.
    You can get better rocks for much less.
    Eg 9.13 F VVS2 US$933759
    8.88 E VVS2 US$944455

    Setting cost is negligible.

    • Dobbyd on 04/03/2013 - 16:51
      +1

      Wow …. I know where I am shopping from now on

  • [Deactivated] on 04/03/2013 - 16:47

    "We're sorry. This item can't be shipped to your selected destination. You may either change the shipping address or delete the item from your order. "

  • pumpkins on 04/03/2013 - 16:49
    +1

    Lucky it's under $1m. I heard there's no tax if it's under $1m

  • FromAtoZ on 04/03/2013 - 16:49
    +2

    Thanks mate.

    Bought one .. And was lucky enough to grab an extra coupon "$20 off" … Woo hoo!!
    Too bad they dont offer cheap registered shipping , so i chose regular ems .. Hope it comes before Christmas. ;-)

    • Maestrok on 04/03/2013 - 16:53

      Would love for someone to calculate cost to insure the parcel. :)

  • viki8702 on 04/03/2013 - 16:51
    +1

    Being a true ozbargain need a discount code to waive first four number of this thefty price. :)

  • xii on 04/03/2013 - 16:53
    +2

    Is this one bigger? http://www.amazon.com/Excellent-Certified-Diamond-Engagement…

    • ptsordos on 04/03/2013 - 16:56

      Wow…that's a bargain compared to the one posted

    • cooni on 04/03/2013 - 16:59
      +2

      Yeah that's great if you like yellow rocks (J colour)

  • PLANT on 04/03/2013 - 16:59

    So glad this offer just came up on here….I had a spare 5mill and was not sure what to spend it on.
    Now I can spend it on my thumb and her four daughters!

  • Temjin on 04/03/2013 - 17:12

    blah, I could get a similar 6.18 carat, colour F, VVS1, GIA excellent cut, round diamond for around $610k from either B2c Jewel or Solomon Brother delivered to Australia. (they advertise the same diamond) Search via pricescope.com

    The rest of the total 2.6 carats of smaller diamonds and the ring will worth very little in comparison to the big round diamond itself. I could probably get the same ring made for less than $630k exclusive of 10% GST tax. But then if I were to buy this, I would travel to the US and buy the diamond there, get the ring made and bring it back as a gift on the plane and not need to pay any taxes! :D Cheaper that way!

    No deal!

  • chuneeperformance on 04/03/2013 - 18:32

    $933,720.00 + $5.49 shipping

    … dammit! i paid $$13 shipping on my jacket and that cost $30!

  • [Deactivated] on 04/03/2013 - 18:45

    Ring = smaller than jacket

    • Jase2801 on 05/03/2013 - 08:08

      Bought one thanks bargain :)

  • dealman on 05/03/2013 - 12:03

    Does this come with the woman included. ?

  • wtfnodeal on 06/03/2013 - 03:44
    +1

    100% rock from earth. Sounds too good to be true. Must be some kinda pricing errors.

  • fickre on 06/03/2013 - 08:51

    Why bother? We have another planet-sized diamond awaiting.
    http://www.space.com/18011-super-earth-planet-diamond-world.…

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