[April Fools] Toaster.io by BIZZBY | The World's Most Intelligent Toaster | Preorder £100 Del

Commonwealth Pig on 01/04/2013 - 12:45

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21st century safe toasting - Toast safely at work… finally!

Features:

CrumbCatch™ advanced crumb-catching technology - catch the crumbs before they explode. Finest of fragments detected!
Toastinguish™ dispel the toast-fire worries with toaster.io's patented extinguisher that puts an end to flaming toast.
ToastReport™ comprehensive toast reports are automatically sent to HSE offices after every toast - reporting toasting, crumb collection, fatalities and fires.
Bread-bin monitoring - Automatic re-ordering once total number of loaf slices reached - direct from independent bakeries.
Toaster.io is social. It tweets, it posts.
Brand that bread - Upload your logo or image to brand your toast.
Control toaster.io from anywhere - App available for iOS and Android. Download it now from the App Store or Google Play.

I found it amusing :)

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Lycan on 01/04/2013 - 13:07

This is a really HOT deal. :)
Pobman on 01/04/2013 - 13:12

I would wait for the official iToast.
miscbrah on 01/04/2013 - 13:26

toasting in a roll bread
Twisty on 01/04/2013 - 13:47

Hahaha be good if you could really get a Toaster like this
muncan on 01/04/2013 - 14:02

+1

Reminds me of TacoCopter
wonderboy on 01/04/2013 - 15:57

1p for postage, why not just make it free?
- sophiasmith on 01/04/2013 - 16:26
  
  So it becomes 100.00
IgnitionS15 on 01/04/2013 - 16:49

do they accept paypal?
Diogenes on 01/04/2013 - 18:52

Pfft… y'all might think this is the best deal since sliced bread, but the toast resolution on this is RUBBISH compared to the iToast mini. And no 4G or wifi? Un-asseptible, as SuperNanny would say.
Lacerta on 01/04/2013 - 23:55

Is this the toaster that was featured on ABC's "The Checkout" last week?