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--- memes [2025/05/20 11:24]
pegaxs [Eneloops]
+++ memes [2025/07/25 15:53] (current)
pinchies [Broden]
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 =====High Yield Investments=====
-Typically used when a user asks about what car to buy and gives an eye watering budget, or makes reference to their expensive luxury car, it is always referenced as a "high yield investment vehicle". Often used at any mention of a European (especially German made vehicles) or when someone tries to pass their s#%t heap off as some kind of rare and valuable "collectable" vehicle.
+Typically used when a user asks about what car to buy and gives an eye watering budget, or makes reference to their expensive luxury car, it is always referenced as a "high yield investment vehicle". Often used at any mention of a European (especially German made) vehicles or when someone tries to pass their s#%t heap off as some kind of rare and valuable "collectable" vehicle.
 This meme may also occasionally be manifested by a question; "Do you work for Westpac?" with reference to the original poster stating they worked for Westpac.
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       * Your distorted version of the facts (only tell your lop-sided version of events)
       * A photo of the damage and/or dash cam footage.
-      * A crudely drawn version of the even with the least amount of detail you can offer, preferably done in what could only be described as MS Paint.
+      * A [[https://i.imgur.com/nAvd067.png|crudely drawn]] version of the event with the least amount of detail you can offer. Preferably done in a drawing program that could only be described as [[https://mspaint.humanhead.com/#local:897f221f2a078|MS Paint.]]
-This last one is by far the most important. You could have an 8k video at 120 frames per second and photos of everything... But in the 9th circuit court of OzBargain Automotive forum, the only real evidence that will convince the jury is a poorly drawn MS Paint diagram. (Drawing over a Google Maps photo is also passable in this situation).
+This last one is by far the most important. You could have an 8k video at 120 frames per second and photos of everything... But in the 9th circuit court of OzBargain Automotive forum, the only real evidence that will convince the jury is a poorly drawn MS Paint diagram. ([[https://i.imgur.com/faUQslL.jpeg|Drawing over a Google Maps photo]] is also passable in this situation).
 =====What did your "****" say when you asked them?=====
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 =====Lip Balm Found in Vehicle=====
-     * Any time there is an issue with a car that is unexplained or some kind of relationship conundrum, it's always somewhere in the comments that someone will inevitably reference back to the [[(https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/812965|"lip balm found in the center console"]] post where a user lamented on the breakdown of a relationship over a misplaced lip balm that was found in a place that it should not have been.
+     * Any time there is an issue with a car that is unexplained or some kind of relationship conundrum, it's always somewhere in the comments that someone will inevitably reference back to the [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/812965|"lip balm found in the center console"]] post where a user lamented on the breakdown of a relationship over a misplaced lip balm that was found in a place that it should not have been.
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      * Eating noodles save cents. Cheers!
-History: I don't know. It just appeared one day. (It's literally too hard to track the origin because the phrase is fluid and interpreted in many forms... But I'm going to blame user [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/user/330117|MS Paint]] until I get more proof.)
+History: I don't know. It just appeared one day. (It's literally too hard to track the origin because the phrase is fluid and interpreted in many forms... But I'm going to blame user [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/16578241/redir|MS Paint]] until I get more proof.)
 =====Spelling Errors=====
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  Camry just ticks all the boxes. (Unlike that LPG Falcon suggestion from other unmentionable alternative automotive forums.)
-The tide may be turning, however, as the EV space heats up and with a recent sale on the MG4  EV making therm cheaper than most petrol vehicles in this segment, many users are now suggesting the MG as a viable alternative to anyone looking for a "cheap to own and run" vehicle. While the Camry has been "king" of the suggestion list for many years, its crown may be slipping with cheaper and more fuel efficient vehicles being adopted.
+The tide may be turning, however, as the EV space heats up and with a recent sale on the MG4  EV making them cheaper than most petrol vehicles in this segment, many users are now suggesting the MG as a viable alternative to anyone looking for a "cheap to own and run" vehicle. While the Camry has been "king" of the suggestion list for many years, its crown may be slipping with cheaper and more fuel efficient vehicles being adopted.
 =====ADAGCHS=====
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 These threads get posted with such monotonous regularity that the atomic internet clock has started to cross check it's time accuracy against the regularity of these "gift card horror story" posts.
+After further deliberation (possibly without the consultation of now ex-board member, Brian Perez), it was decided that any deviation to the acronym must contain 7 letter, no more and no less, as can be seen in this adapted reference to a [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/16550051/redir |trade in horror story.]]
 Source; First coined by user [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/user/146543|mapax]] somewhere... at [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/13166156/redir|some stage.]] It has now entered the [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/13810909/redir|public domain]] for free use.
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 A (since "deactivated") user wasn't getting the confirmation bias they were told they would get when posting to an internet forum when user [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/user/72930|spackbace]] laid down a few home truths. Unimpressed with this information, the user then proceeded to refer to spackbace as [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/6470618/redir|"sassmouth".]]
+=====Broden=====
+An older reference that is less commonly seen in recent times, was reference to the [[https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/370765/redir|claimed actions]] of a user [[broden|Broden]], who said they purchased large quantities of a bargain with specific intent to resale for a profit, wiping out the stock and thus depriving other users of the chance to also score a bargain. This lead to the term "[[broden|broden]]" becoming a verb, and which has now made its way into [[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brodened|the urban dictionary]].

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