Slice-o-Matic Package Opener $8.99 Shipped

JY1 on 11/09/2009 - 01:07 zazz.com.au (288 clicks)

Slice-o-Matic Package Opener

The safe and easy way to open your Thingies
Defeat those impossible-to-open plastic packages!!

Specifications:

Good for many types of plastic or paper packaging, from bags and envelopes to bottles and blister packs
Two razor-sharp blades allow safe smooth cutting in either direction, push or pull
First blade sealed in recessed safety housing; second blade is spring-loaded to retract when not in use
Blades are not replaceable but should last for months or years of ordinary use
Total length 175mm

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Warranty: 12 months from Zazz

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heathwithnoteeth on 11/09/2009 - 01:12

+1

i got one of these in a pooki COTD thing

It comes sealed in the type of pack that they advertise to use this on. So a bit of zen mastery is needed to use them.
- morphio on 11/09/2009 - 01:36
  
  LOL
- anthony on 11/09/2009 - 10:27
  
  They show the packaging in the video and even mention it in the description.
  
  Reminds me of a single USB flash drive in a clamshell package which measured about 30*60cm.
  On the bottom of the package was printed "now with less packaging"
whichtyler on 11/09/2009 - 01:19

+1

"Blades are not replaceable but should last for months or years of ordinary use"

I wonder how they define ordinary use? In my case months or years would equate to about 10 uses :)
cyssero on 11/09/2009 - 01:24

+2

Yeah, love the life span they give it.. 'months or years'. Why stop there, 'days or decades' sounds even better.
ash2000 on 11/09/2009 - 10:07

Isn't this the sort of thing what sells in the Reject Shop for $2?
seanbaussie on 12/09/2009 - 17:22

How do you open the packaging it comes in without having one of these? Do you have to buy two so you can use the first one to open the 2nd package? ;-)
- anthony on 13/09/2009 - 00:20
  
  But then how do you open the first one!
adam@zazz on 15/09/2009 - 13:00

That was part of the joke. Even had a sticker on it saying to open this package open this package!!! : P