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[VIC] Free: 3 Pack of 0.05 Beret Condoms Delivered @ Frenchie

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WEGOTYOUCOVERED

Stumbled on this on Facebook, looks like theyre advertising it to all Victorians.

Steps:
Add the "beret condom 0.05 x 3" to your cart
Enter Code: WEGOTYOUCOVERED
Free shipping $0 cost

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  • +109

    Hell yeah I am set for life, thanks op

    • +36

      I take it you're married?

    • +3

      At this rate, I'll have 3 too many

    • +12

      Bonjour Lovers!
      We're loving this and so happy we've got you covered during lockdown xx
      Don't forget its only one pack per customer, don't play any tricks because our expert team of Love Auditors are checking ;)

      Happy Shagging! xx

      Don't forget to show us some love and give us a follow

      https://www.facebook.com/getfrenchie
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      FRENCHIE

      • -3

        Still waiting for you response. You said you deliver to SA but you can’t. When I create an order it says you don’t deliver to my location (SA) before I even try to put the discount code in.

        • +2

          We deliver to SA - but not with the discounted link your using. We are supplying Free Condoms for VIC RESIDENTS ONLY, ONE PER PERSON.

          There are a few people abusing our generosity that will kill it for the rest of the people.

  • +40

    Nice deal should last me 6 or 7 years

  • +37

    Came…

    Here for the comments :D

    • +18

      Oh you came all right.

      Came too early

  • +3

    Gluten free, lol

    • +2

      I don't usually have a reaction when I use these. But it's spelled similar…

      • +5

        I don't get a creation either…

  • +7

    About 3 lifetimes worth thanks

  • Looks like they're only shipping to Victorians. Tried it with a NSW address "This order can’t be shipped to your location. Contact the store for more information."

    • +28

      Seems a bit stiff

    • +1

      The other states have to pay for Victoria's lockdown…

      • -1

        NSW already pays them share of GST

      • +5

        Well this deal does go hand in hand with Victoria's lockdown Secret

  • Not enough for lockdown.

    • +9

      h9w long do u think lockdown will last? 30 years?

  • +11

    beret condom

    So, A soft round flattish top and worn off to the side ..
    Interesting style ;)

  • +21

    ordered. now i need a girlfriend.

    • Tinder

      • +4

        Grindr

        • +1

          "Girl" is fungible these days, why not?!

    • +1

      That's handy.

    • I dont have gf so I didnt order. You are real OZBer!!!

    • +6

      There's always one… Lol

      • -1

        But her right tho as all cases in melbourn got it wearing a mask lol

        • lol xD

    • +1

      If you blow it up and get it over your head it doubles as protection and suffocating stupidity.

  • +2

    Got a pack. Thanks op. This should last me through university.

    • +3

      …orientation.

      ftfy

    • +1

      University? What a legend mate..

      This will last me 3 generations..

      • +1

        Would suggest, just going by the numbers, maybe they don't work so well..

      • If you use it you will have no generations lol.

    • +25

      When I went to uni I started with a condom in my wallet.

      When I finished uni I had two.

    • Got a pack. Thanks op. This should last me through university.

      Aren't universities doing Zoom lectures nowadays…but don't let that stop you ;-)

      • +1

        They’re now practicing safe safe sex. Double the safety. There is no way it’s going to travel through the screen onto someone else with these things in hand.

  • +1

    For use in lockdown :P

    • +59

      can we go back in time and give it to your dad?

      • +1

        Savage.

      • +4

        use it now so we don't have to get similar post on ozbargain in 10 years time

      • -4

        Gee lots of dan lovers on here I thought people were awake to the scam but I guess I was wrong

      • -4

        If dans dad used it you lot would not be in lockdown

        • +2

          Can you elaborate on what the scam is? Please teach me, enlightened one.

    • I wish!

      • +1

        I guess the neg'ers haven't seen a certain trilogy…

  • +11

    Use all 3 at same time for reverse stranger effect.

  • +18

    Do they have a smaller size? Asking for a friend

    • +6

      How did you know your mate's condom size?

      • +5

        They probably met on Grindr ;)

      • +7

        Say hello to my little friend

    • Yeah… people say that it is for friend or friend's story…I understand it…hahaha..

  • Nice, enough for an evening…….

  • +1

    Ooo lala

  • Good but only delivers within VIC. Was mentioned in deal but still disappointing! Thanks

  • +1

    Free balloons

  • +16

    can we get 10c for recycling in SA/NT

  • +1

    "Stumbled" ;)

  • Ooh la la

  • +6

    Had to do a double-take…..thought it said feret condoms.

  • Maybe it’s better for Victorians!

  • +3

    2 dongs up 👍👍

  • +1

    0.05mm is slightly smaller size, sorry Frenchie

  • +1

    Curious how to use them while keeping the covid-safe distance

  • +13

    Perfect, the one in my wallet just past its use by date

    • Did you ever think about why that happened???

      • +3

        Because I'm fussy

  • +1

    Nice, always wanted to dress Hayden up with a beret cap

  • +3

    What are these used for

    • +10

      Bin liners

    • +8

      Party balloons

    • +2

      Reusable Woolworths grocery bag

      • Did you use them and took them back to Woolies for free replacement?

        • Yes, but she wasn't happy with the mayonnaise I spilt in them

    • For rob a bank.

  • +1

    Great deal

    Last thing we need after the COVID-19 lockdowns is a syphilis outbreak in Victoria

    • +6

      Especially in aged care, very vulnerable setting

    • +1

      There already is one in the outer south east and the west so these have come along too late to stop that :)

  • +5

    Au natural, these condoms are created without any synthetic ingredients: better for you, the planet and your tastebuds.
    Vegan & Gluten Free

    cant wait to taste it!

    • I'd bet you are an experienced taster ;-)

  • +1

    looks like theyre advertising it to all Victorians.

    Have more fun thanks to lockdowns

  • Thanks OP perfect timing. Was about to order online from coles with my groceries, yeah lockdown in VIC. Happy humping..

  • +13

    Is this excess stock from China. Since now they can have three kids.

    • Actualy they cannot use it as government wipe out them from shelves.

  • 69 votes nice

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