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7-in-1 Whistle Survival Kit $2.99 Delivered

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7 in 1 survival whistle kit: whistle, magnifying glass, signal mirror, compass, thermometer, small container (can put into some small items) and white LED light.
Weight: 41g
Size: 10 x 3 x 3 cm
LED light
Powered by 2 X CR2016 cell button ( included )
Temperature range:20-50C
Portable and easy to carry with lanyard (included)

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    • +1

      The one on eBay is coming from China which usually takes 3 weeks to ship. This one should arrive in a few days. For $0.61, I'll be backing the Australian supplier all day long.

      • +2

        By their own admission on their web site it says 10-15 days for delivery. That's 3 weeks in my book!!

        • +2

          Well then, that kills my argument :) Well spotted.

      • I would hate for someone to order this and within those 3 weeks have cause to use said product. I once got lost for 6 days in Myer Melbourne, never be unprepared for survival people!

  • -2

    Use the iPhone. There's always an app for that.

    • +12

      Yes but when you are travelling the countryside in post apocalyptic Australia and eating raw kangaroo to stay alive, and solar flares have taken out all electronic equipment, this little $3 survival kit might just actually be worth more. See, buying cheap OzBargain crap like this might save your life one day!

      (I'll go back in my hole now) ;)

      • +10

        Zombies…you forgot to mention Zombies!

        • whistle, magnifying glass, signal mirror, compass, thermometer, small container (can put into > some small items) and white LED light

          All very useful at defending yourself against a horde of zombies.

        • +1

          maybe you could magnify them with the sun (like crazy kids do with ants).
          just ask them to wait a bit before eating your brain?

      • +1

        A recorder would be more handy in that situation - can be used as a warp whistle to summon a whirlwind that'll take you somewhere else, as long as you know the melody.

  • +3

    I was wondering what the 7 kinds of whistle were. Football, train, dog, wolf, uh … :)

    • +2

      is rape one of them?

      • +7

        Rape is always one of them

  • +2

    small container (can put into some small items)

    You can put your weed in here

  • Perfect for kids going on camp - nice find!

  • I'm not really sure how it got the details, but it let me buy one without login/registering any account or postage details…

    I'm hoping its passed by paypal…otherwise wtf?

  • I ordered one. I am pretty sure that I am now invulnerable in the outdoors. Obviously, I cannot be lost, get cold, too dark or disoriented. I understand the rape whistle will protect me from animal attack.

    I cannot wait to try the many capabilities and virtues of this device in the real world.

    • Don't activate the dingo whistle by accident or you may find yourself with lots of new canine friends. :)

      • +1

        I keep a decoy baby for the dingoes.

  • Whilst checking out with paypal:

    Important Notice:
    Your phone number did not appear on the transaction, which is very important for us to process your payment on time.
    please fill your contact number below.

    Like hell I will give them my phone number LOL

  • Bear Grylls uses this.

  • +1

    Needs a fleshlight.

    • An avatar fleshlight

  • Recieved mine today, and I'm happy to report that it's absolute rubbish.

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