expired Just $139 for a Spot in an Apocalypse Bunker! Upgrade $10 Get Bruce Willis & Case of Baked Beans

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Just $139 for a Spot in an Apocalypse Bunker! Upgrade $10 Get Bruce Willis & Case of Baked Beans
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rjack58 on 20/12/2012 - 13:04 www.scoopon.com.au (5163 clicks)

Save Yourself from Certain Doom with This Catastrophically Timely Deal! Reserve Your Place in One of Australia’s BEST Underground Bunkers, Purpose-Built for the Ultimate Disaster! Upgrade to Get Personal Protection from Bruce Willis and a Case of 24 Cans of Baked Beans Including 12 BBQ-Flavoured and 12 Ham-Flavoured! Plus Get 2 Bonus Tickets for the Onion Museum!

i my self am not worried but save your self

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  • +1 vote
    morpheu on 20/12/2012 - 13:07

    joke post?!
    ps you get protection from THE Bruce Willis or just someone who looks like him or has the same name?

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      rjack58 on 20/12/2012 - 13:08

      Im not sure, its seems legit, i posted in forums got told this "Just $139 for a Spot in an Apocalypse Bunker! Upgrade to Get Bruce Willis & Case of Baked Beans for $10 More! (Post it as deal, not forum topic)"

    • +3 votes
      Trojan on 20/12/2012 - 14:26

      I like how there are 45 hours left to obtain this deal.
      If the world does end tonight, I'll log in and buy it then.

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        bozter on 20/12/2012 - 15:12

        depends on what time zone mayan calendar belongs…
        We may not experience anything until evening of the 22nd.

    • +2 votes
      bbyboy on 20/12/2012 - 15:23

      maybe this guy http://www.flickr.com/photos/photobento/724886724/

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      Andy-Laa on 21/12/2012 - 08:08

      No. It's clearly so serious.

  • +7 votes
    jwb1981 on 20/12/2012 - 13:08

    I got one just in case, I got the Bruce Willis one, and I wish it was Bruce Campbell with a Chainsaw and a boom stick…

    But they don't say to get a Gas Mask due to the Baked Beans…

    • +2 votes
      Knightelf on 20/12/2012 - 13:47

      Don't forget the can opener.

  • +5 votes
    SBOB on 20/12/2012 - 13:11

    "No bookings required – just tap out your Scoopon number in morse code on the secret trapdoor upon arrival"
    "Please wear comfortable clothing and bring enough bottled water, oxygen, multivitamins and 20 Questions ideas to last minimum 50 years"

    +1 for scoopon's sense of humour

    • +2 votes
      jwb1981 on 20/12/2012 - 13:13

      And I don't know morse code, since it's obsolete, I'm doomed.

      • +3 votes
        Knightelf on 20/12/2012 - 13:46

        All good bro, there's an app for that. I just saved your life!

        • +1 vote
          jwb1981 on 20/12/2012 - 13:47

          Thx for that, now I can morse code the heck out of people I hate :P

        • +2 votes
          Knightelf on 20/12/2012 - 13:48

          Nice. I'm sure they'll wish the world had ended instead (if it indeed doesn't end)!

      • +1 vote
        tm001 on 20/12/2012 - 14:07

        As obsolete as it may be, still one thing which you can use in almost any situation. I think it was very poor decision by US Navy to drop it off. You can use it to tap on anything, using a flashlight or even just by blinking your eyes.
        Anyway, the most funny part is that there are people out there who takes this seriously :-)

    • +6 votes
      tg on 20/12/2012 - 13:48

      If the world does not end, +1 for Scoopon's sense of humor
      If the world does end, +1 for Scoopon's thoughtfulness

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    kme3193 on 20/12/2012 - 13:15

    lmao awesome!!

  • +1 vote
    OzzyMozzy on 20/12/2012 - 13:19

    Pre-orders should be getting early access imo!

    • +1 vote
      ninjastar on 20/12/2012 - 14:28

      We did, talking to you from the bunker.

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    Geewhizz on 20/12/2012 - 13:30

    Can I pay another $10 NOT to have Bruce Willis ?? Oh hang on, that's an included freebie. :)

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    Yazour on 20/12/2012 - 13:35

    This is below cost.

  • +1 vote
    kumak on 20/12/2012 - 13:36

    How much is Chuck Norris?

    When a zombie apocalypses starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

    A Meteor Did Not Kill The Dinosaurs, Chuck Norris Just Decided To Go Hunting.

    • +2 votes
      gabtug on 20/12/2012 - 13:49

      With Chuck Norris, the meteor doesn't hit Earth, but his fist hits the meteor.

      There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    • +1 vote
      surethang on 20/12/2012 - 14:16

      Pffft! Neither Willis or Norris ever fought zombies. I want in on the bunker with a real zombie-apocalypse fighter, like Shaun from "Shaun Of The Dead".

      •  
        heathsouter on 20/12/2012 - 15:19

        "you've got some red on you"

  • +2 votes
    imp on 20/12/2012 - 13:56

    Is this a bargain ? What is the Rrp?

    • +65 votes
      R.R.P on 20/12/2012 - 14:17

      I am the Rrp.

      •  
        YLC on 20/12/2012 - 14:30

        Hilarious =p

      •  
        irajohn90 on 20/12/2012 - 18:02

        I cracked up from this

  • +1 vote
    ghopper168 on 20/12/2012 - 14:18

    Check on the left it is $0, so buy buy buy

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      greenpossum on 21/12/2012 - 08:20

      Yes, you could send it to a friend as a joke.

  • +1 vote
    Cardz on 20/12/2012 - 14:27

    Hmm I brought. When do I get my 12 cans of beans?

    • +7 votes
      kumak on 20/12/2012 - 14:54

      Hmm I brought. When do I get my 12 cans of beans?

      What did you bring?

      • -1 vote
        Cardz on 20/12/2012 - 15:09

        Your last day on earth and you still wanna be a grammar nazi.

        • +4 votes
          kumak on 20/12/2012 - 16:09

          I was just trying to save your life because you haven't bought it :)

  •  
    domcc1 on 20/12/2012 - 14:29

    If in the event the world does end, do you think they'd be honouring your voucher while the owners family and friends burn in eternal damnation or slaughtered by Aliens?

  • +5 votes
    freo on 20/12/2012 - 14:34

    Be warned - this might not cover you as much as you think :

    If it's only valid until midnight in Australia, it's a ripoff because you're missing 22 hours of possible Apocalypse coverage while it's still 21st December in other parts of the world

    Midnight on 21st December in Australia AEST, there's still 22 hours of 21/12/2012 remaining in the Pacific Island of Niue (right through to 10pm Saturday night in Melbourne/Sydney)
    http://time.is/compare/2359_21_Dec_2012_in_Niue/Melbourne

    (incidently, Niue is beautiful and would be a great place to relax whilst potentially maximising your hours on earth http://www.niueisland.com/

    •  
      asa79 on 20/12/2012 - 14:57

      Because everything is american timezone

  • +11 votes
    jasey_328 on 20/12/2012 - 14:36

    Just FYI: if this gets ozbargained, I'll need to stay in the bunker with you guys and girls. Someone open up an Officeworks there so we can price match baked beans.

  • +1 vote
    unintended88 on 20/12/2012 - 14:40

    I've been down in the bunker, no 3G connection and no wi-fi. So no deal for me.

    • +5 votes
      freo on 20/12/2012 - 14:46

      Vodafail.

  • -2 votes
    Dealer12345 on 20/12/2012 - 14:43

    Haha 75 people actually bought it.

    • +2 votes
      SBOB on 20/12/2012 - 14:48

      you realise its $0 and a joke purchase right?

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    coolfish on 20/12/2012 - 14:47

    Question:
    on 22/12/2012, every thing same, nothing happen
    can we get refund?
    :P

    maybe we can sell "24 Cans of Baked Beans" for $500
    they called "end of the world beans"

    •  
      Sturmeh on 20/12/2012 - 20:38

      Just don't show up unless you see meteors falling from the sky.

  • +7 votes
    bobojomo on 20/12/2012 - 14:47

    … protection from Bruce Willis…

    I'm a bit confused; is the protection provided by Bruce Willis, or are we going to be protected in the case that Bruce Willis attacks?

    •  
      Captain Obvious on 20/12/2012 - 15:42

      I was wondering the same thing.

      • +1 vote
        Cardz on 20/12/2012 - 15:51

        really? isn't it obvious captain?

    •  
      Sturmeh on 20/12/2012 - 20:38

      He's on the Meteor dummy!

  • +5 votes
    cmdwedge on 20/12/2012 - 14:51

    Purchased. You might be laughing now, but I'll be laughing on the 22nd, losers.

    •  
      ajdj10 on 20/12/2012 - 14:55

      It's a trap!

      •  
        Dealer12345 on 20/12/2012 - 16:16

        I won't be too sure about that.

    • +5 votes
      tomsco on 20/12/2012 - 18:53

      And on-sell on eBay?

  • +1 vote
    uder on 20/12/2012 - 15:11

    THE SITE WENT DOWN WHAT DO I DO?

  • +1 vote
    ilikeit on 20/12/2012 - 15:16

    If the apocalypse doesn't kill, you the methane from all the bake beans will! No smokers down there please.

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    wtfnodeal on 20/12/2012 - 15:26

    Some sort of gambling? If the world ends tomorrow what good is $139 and why even bother?

  • +14 votes
    bbyboy on 20/12/2012 - 15:32

    i hope jv didnt buy one. i wouldnt want to be stuck in a bunker with him.

  •  
    jelko on 20/12/2012 - 15:38

    LOL at "Goodbye cool world".

  •  
    Captain Obvious on 20/12/2012 - 15:42

    Free? Purchased! Didn't get the beans though, hate the things…

  • +1 vote
    nerobass on 20/12/2012 - 15:56

    I'm sure many people have stocked up on canned food but have they stocked up on can openers?

  • +4 votes
    mbroere on 20/12/2012 - 15:57

    End of the world started when group buying sites started.

  •  
    klyvenator on 20/12/2012 - 16:05

    My birthday is on the 22nd.

    • +11 votes
      mbroere on 20/12/2012 - 16:06

      Correction. Your last birthday was on the 22 of Dec 2011. You won't have anymore birthdays.

      Sorry for the bad news.

      • +2 votes
        mbroere on 22/12/2012 - 19:09

        Guess I have to wish you a happy birthday now ;)

  •  
    frewer on 20/12/2012 - 16:28

    hahaha don't think this is a bargain

    EDIT: It's now …Value $472,Discount 100%,You Save $472 …packs your wife,kids, pop and neighbor to da bunkeeer

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    machej on 20/12/2012 - 16:32

    "Survival is not guaranteed" - oh well I'll just spend all my OB savings at the casino.

  •  
    dk9664 on 20/12/2012 - 16:37

    Did everyone see the fine prints "Must arrive minimum 15 minutes before the end of the world; late arrival may result in shortened life" ? SO …. I have to know exactly WHEN is the end of the world and be there 15 minutes BEFORE it happens ? LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!

  • +2 votes
    Ravensbane on 20/12/2012 - 16:45

    If when the apocalypse happens I am not cradled by Bruce Willis yelling "yippee kai ay mother f'er" then I want my money back..

  • +1 vote
    lordezekiel on 20/12/2012 - 16:58

    Best deal…ever?

  •  
    Morphine on 20/12/2012 - 17:03

    Being my cake day, I say, why not. A well spent investment I think.

    •  
      Ravensbane on 20/12/2012 - 17:10

      happy cake day!

    •  
      jwb1981 on 21/12/2012 - 01:36

      The cake is a lie

  •  
    DEvok on 20/12/2012 - 17:32

    Planet nibiru is comming!

  •  
    iChopstick on 20/12/2012 - 17:47

    QUESTION: will the onion museum survive the apocalypse? If not, do we get a reimbursement of some kind?

  •  
    wtfnodeal on 20/12/2012 - 17:48

    This is the biggest joke of the year! Love your comments guys…

  • +3 votes
    mbroere on 20/12/2012 - 18:01

    I must say… I would rather perish than buy something from scoopon. Bring on the apocolypse.

  • +1 vote
    314 on 20/12/2012 - 19:36

    Is it possible to get a case of tinned spaghetti rather than the beans?

    • +1 vote
      Sturmeh on 20/12/2012 - 20:39

      BYO

    • +2 votes
      nosdan on 20/12/2012 - 20:53

      its in the fine print.

      only COTD branded bakes beans will be available, due to a shortage of other useless over priced crap catch of the day will be reselling you your own methane to use as cooking and heating fuel

      no spag unfortunately

      •  
        Okgo on 20/12/2012 - 21:55

        Hahaha…COTD and Scoopon are owned by the same people.

        They said it!

  • +2 votes
    maxixix on 20/12/2012 - 20:40

    What would be even funnier lodging a complaint with ACCC for not getting into the bunker

    • +1 vote
      Okgo on 20/12/2012 - 22:01

      The faceless, humourless goons at the ACCC will give your aboilerplate response thrhguve everyone else:

      'We dont imvestigate nor take emfircement action on every complaint'.

      Trybnsw fair tradimg instead

  • -2 votes
    DEvok on 20/12/2012 - 22:58

    Isn't this deal kinda false advertising since you don't really end up with anything? There are no conditions, they could get sued.

  • +1 vote
    susmind on 20/12/2012 - 23:10

    Was will this do for human evolution if only Ozbargainers survive the end of the world ?
    ?

    • +1 vote
      asterixwins on 21/12/2012 - 06:31

      will barganize each other to death, all will have discounted funeral arrangements of course :)

      •  
        frewer on 22/12/2012 - 15:34

        what is wrong with you man

  •  
    carlitos on 21/12/2012 - 08:16

    bought

  • +2 votes
    striker5950 on 21/12/2012 - 21:28

    lol who ever bought got ripped, nothing happened lol

  •  
    bernsy on 03/01/2013 - 14:09

    where was this bunker can someone post an image of the email sent ? lol

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