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Free Endangered Species Styled Condoms Pack

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If you don't know what these are, you don't need them.
These do take a while to come so be patient.
Tick the distributions volunteer to receive yours.
They come in packs of 40 to give to friends, family etc. or use them yourself.

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  • +16

    If they are endangered species, why do you want them to use condoms?

    Edit: Sorry, I missed the "Styled" in your title.

    • +2

      IMHO endangered species shouldn't have been wrapped in condoms

  • +59

    quote "They do take a while to come"

    Are you talking about the condoms or us when we use them?

    • +2

      Great minds think alike! ;)

      • +21

        or, fools never differ.

  • +9

    damn the 2 comments i want to make both here oh wells nothing left to poke at …or is it

    • +43

      With the username balls you should be able to come up with something.

      • +13

        He's just bitter he gets no protection

      • +8

        Balls is empty?

        • +8

          He can be quite impotent when it comes to "coming up" with something.

        • +5

          I was just trying to get a rise out of him.

        • +1

          castrated maybe ;-)

    • +1

      Shooting blanks huh balls?

  • +45

    Thanks, the kids will love these.

    • +54

      You live in Tasmania?

      • +13

        too bad the Tasmanian Tiger is already extinct

        • +3

          The Tassie Devil's still hanging on…

      • +1

        Must be Adelaide… Tasmanians don't use them.

      • +26

        He said Kids, not Sister.

      • +8

        My fingers are hurting… from clicking the + too many times on all these comments.

    • +2

      future kids,

      not so.

  • +4

    i think they are after people to distribute them rather than use all themselves

  • how do we know this is legit?

  • +7

    For the people who want to have sex, with animals.

  • +2

    the site talks about overpopulation… do these sterilise their users?

    • +6

      The condoms are secretly laced with Polonium 213??

  • one size fits all?

    • +3

      They are 'styled' after endangered species. I made a note and ordered asian elephant condoms.

      • Any photo? How an elephant condom like?

        • +25

          Looks like a rubbish bin liner.

      • +3

        if you are referring to their long trunks I feel sorry for you

        elephant trunks are usually floppy and flaccid

        maybe some mouse frangers would be more suitable

        ;-)

        • +22

          Why does an elephant have 4 feet?

          Because he'd look silly with just 6 inches

  • oh cool, free water balloons!

      • LoL, that's funny.

        Not enough people watch South Park here I see.

        • +3

          Or people just don't want to take the mickey at people who aren't politicians or people who haven't done anything wrong.

        • Plenty of others unfortunately do.

      • +1

        Headline "Bindi Irwin becomes a eugenicist."

        lols. :)

        • Crikey!

    • Too soon bro. tear

  • thanks op got my party balloons on there way.

  • +5

    Pity this wasn't posted last week it could have been a perfect match with the ikea free cot deal in 9 months:)

    • Actually you need them now, not then. Else you'll be needing a non-free cot.

    • +2

      If you used these, chances are you won't be eligible for the Ikea deal.

  • +30

    I'm now eagerly awaiting a deal on cheap women to put these to use.

    • +29

      I'm looking for a cheap man, and it looks like I'm in right place.

      • +17

        There's no way you could be a real woman.

        • +6

          dude looks like a lady!

        • Just because you have never seen one doesn't mean they don't exist.

        • +2

          @ Scrooge,

          HE didn't say HE's a woman, HE just said HE's looking for a cheap MAN.

        • +2

          What HE said.

        • +1

          The possibility occurred to me soon after posting.

  • +5

    My penis is the endangered species, only one of it!

    • +3

      but it's part of the common species known as the Trouser Snake… maybe you're from the rarer albino spotted snake family?

    • +3

      Hasn't been spotted in the wild for a very long time.

  • Not a fan of Neo-Malthusianism, but I can handle a bit of cognitive dissonance :)

    • +13

      Thanks Google.

    • +1

      Kevin Rudd has joined OzBargain? :o

  • Not sure if you'll receive it. There's a list of countries, and US states, but no area for state if you aren't in the US.

    • +3

      you can choose Other. its at the bottom

  • +7

    top right corner "Because life is good" - how ironic!

  • +22

    I got a new pickup line.
    "So…want to help save a polar bear?"

    • +6

      Her response may be as cool as the bear's environment.

      • no. it wont. it will be hot and steamy!

      • +5

        or you could end up being on the endangered species list as well

    • +7

      "Want to help save a giant panda?"
      b*tches love pandas

  • This is not half as cool as I expected :(

    I thought this was some kind of cool bedside chest you keep your condoms in and it's endangered species because well,.. all your little dudes aren't going to make it there are they? ……

  • +4

    "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the discover channel
    Getting horny now"

    Never knew the title of this song was "The Bad Touch"!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

  • +2

    Lets see if they arrive at all. i got a feeling it is something i wont get.

  • +4

    I'm sorry but something called an Ozark hellbender is not getting anywhere near my ween.

    • +11

      No need to shorten weener, it's pretty short already.

      • +4

        At least ur honest.

  • +4

    Yay free Willy

  • +11

    I came here to protect my python, not the environment…

    • +2

      Quack

      • My endangered python doesn't ;)

  • +5

    I am going to give the wife the old king cobra tonight…

    • +7

      Is she a snake charmer?

      • Or a mongoose ;-)

        • How do you refer to mongoose x n (where n does not equal 1)?

          There once was a man who was starting up a small zoo. He had received all the animals he wanted for his zoo from fellow zoo's and game parks around the area, except the Mongoose. So the man decided to write a letter to the largest zoo in the area and it went like this:

          To whom it may concern…

          I would like to purchase 2 Mongeese from you… He thought that did not sound right so he started again.

          I would like to purchase 2 Mongooses from you. Now the man still thought that this didn't sound at all right, so he tried again:

          I would like to purchase 2 Mongi from your zoo… The man was on the verge of giving up, until he had a great idea…

          To whom it may concern…

          I would like to purchase 1 Mongoose from your zoo. PS could you send another Mongoose with that 1!

  • Hhahahahahahahaha….
    Aahahahahahah, wheeeeew.
    You people crack me up

    Got a pack ;D
    thanks OP

  • +1

    a few million tadpoles are getting endangered if that's what they meant

  • Even though I would use a few i'm not going to sign up for this on the basis that they would be better used by someone who would legitimately distribute them

  • +9

    Hopefully there's a baby seal one so the missus can give it a good clubbing.

  • Lol WTF?? Here we go again :)

  • Endangered species for my enlarged species. Match made in heaven.

  • +1

    Tick tok tick tok please save the Ewok, Get this "rubber" while its in stock and wrap it around your good ol ….. ;)

  • +3

    Lol just saw number of comments was 69. Very nice.

  • I'm so sorry what are condones used for? Can they be used to make animal balloons?

    • +1

      Yes. They can also be used as a waterproof case for your phone.

    • +1

      These could probably make animal water bombs, but you might need 2 people to carry it

    • +2

      i wouldn't condone it :p

  • +2

    Just letting you know this may or may not be a phishing scam… I just noticed the URLs…

    The one being linked here:
    salsa.democracyinaction.org/o/2167/t/5243/signUp.jsp?key=4774

    The one that I found by Googling "Volunteer to Distribute Free Endangered Species Condoms":
    action.biologicaldiversity.org/p/salsa/web/common/public/signup?signup_page_KEY=4774

    • 40 sounds like a lot to give out per person.

    • +1

      Good call, I went with the google version just to be safe. Wouldn't want to catch anything nasty going in unprotected. :D

  • At first I thought these were condoms for endangered species; didn't sound right.

  • This campaign is a waste of packaging because there are only 150,000 condoms in total to be given away. http://www.endangeredspeciescondoms.com/ How many condoms does the population of US use and discard in 3 minutes?

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