Inspired by this deal by astr0 I checked out random crap at my local OW.
Found this Smash Vanity Hipster Satchel.
It's Smash so it's anti-establishment and fits in with the niche-consumerism that's approved of.
perfect for holding my vinyl with whilst riding my fixie and at the same time stroking my mustache
Also, it matches my sleeve tattoo!
Well there you go, nothing sets off some sleeve tatts better than a man-bag called "vanity".
Also, it matches my sleeve tattoo!
which is so much more personal, individual and meaningful than every other sleeve tattoo
If I wasn't so hating of my hispter self for liking this, I'd be liking this.
No stock in Melbourne.
Figures. That's where all the hipsters are in Australia.
Hipsters need to go away now.